Hello ppl, time to fill u in with all the crap now. I was wondering that since none of my entries in me blog ever touch on me real life, i present to u guys a scripted day of my life, entitled, as u might have guessed, A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ME! Thank you very much.

And so, i will start. On a particular boring, cold, lifeless, no-need-to-wake-up-early sunday, i woke up at 9 30 cause i sleep late. And then i slack on bed till 11 plus, getting up onli because me thirst is killing me. So i pull meself up, used the toilet(just to relieve meself, yes yes i skipped me toothbush time). Then i went to kitchen, drank water and ate some stuff that is unknown to me. Hmmm weird grammar, using past tence at the end of the para but present tence at the start....

After tat, got nagged by me mum, saying something tat i forgot. One gets senile at times, no? Then after me brunch, me went back to bed to slack again, now with a horrible history book, entitled cut throat celtic(yaya i didnt caps them me lazy).

I learned that ppl of ireland are mostly celts. That may explain why most ppl think they are mad. Heehee tats what i learn todae. So after me read, i went to switch on the tele(once in a blue moon i still do it, lucky tele).

And so i caught the rerun of the star awards. I force meself to sit through it cause a lot ppl say that one actor, chen yiliang, used his air time to suan his ex wife. Haha golden moment in that event. And so i sit through it, ogling at scantily cladded women who are older than me, thinking how suay im not born in jap, and how i should be acting, and wat me going to say when me is standing there(dont we all?) Hmmmm all me sentence struture are crumpling, hmmm think me need sleep le.

Then after that show, its already 6 ba, then me took a shut eye till 8, slack on bed some more, read that book again, and took me dinner at 10. After some consideration, i switched on me pc and decided to bore u guys with me super boring update on me dae todae.

So tats how interesting i am. Oh ya, i got a self potrait sitting in me email rite now, me friend took it and send it to me. Hmmm it is done so bad, i meself gets a sick feeling when i look at it. It shows me without me glasses, at a dark backgrd, with all me zits and stuff zoom in, and a hundred million dollars look. If u dont noe, the hundred million dollars look is the face that u make when ppl owe u a hundred million dollars.

So tats tat and no more stuff me wanna write le, me feeling sleepy. I should start collecting online donations and once me donations reach the hundred million mark, i will post that pic online. Ciaos