Yo todae is the last dae of the month liaos... Its time to buy bus stamp already... love and hate the start of the month... Love it because pay dae is coming, hate it because need to buy bus stamp and bills oso coming. Hiaz but thats life. If i see my national service period in periods of one month, time just pass so fast. Right now, i have serve one yr and one month in army! One year and 5 mths to go! ORD LOR! Hahahaha.

Some things we play with new recruits:-
Old bird : "Hey recruit, how u spell record?"
Recruit : "R-E-C-O-R-D..."
Old bird : "RECruit! ORD Lor!!!!"

Some phrases in army:-
Recruit : "why..."
Sergent(cuts recruit off) : "WHY!" "Why the sky so high!"

When recruits taking their own sweet time walking instead of running:-
Sergent : "You walk, i walk, who run?"

Recruit unsure of himself and say: "Sergent, i think..."
Sergent(cuts recruit off again): "You think, i though, who confirm?"

When recruits assume thing...
Sergent : "You ASSUME! You know wat ASS-U-ME means? You make a ASS out of U and ME!"

Best thing that sergent sae...
Sergent : "You all smelly recruits! Dont think you all complain here there i scared! You all are the lowest living organism on Earth! Even the dogs in Tekong here have better lifes than u! We sayang them, feed them but we tekan u! Pass out(complete BMT), become private, so wat? No big f**k! Still can tekan u! Dont think u all go OCS(Officer Cadet School) u all big F**k! Go there OCT(officer cadet trainee), we sergent still bigger, still can tekan u! When u get ur bar, commision as officer, i take my pick IC(identity card, they ord liaos) and slap ur stupid face!

And of course, they peppered every word they sae wif f**k and CB but i kept me page clean :)