Alrite ppl, since i was late for my last blog, i will do another one.(Just happens that i got lots of junk to write...)

Feeling like shit recently... Body aching frm all the exertion in aikido, feverish with flu, and the lethargy frm lack of sleep...(I couldn be bothered wif the spelling in my current situation...)

Oh ya, i should install a counter that shows how often my site is getting viewed at per day. Was thinking abt it, last time i didnt do it was because i dont want to be disappointed by the low hits. Hmmm but upon greater considerations, i realise that that was an excuse i cooked up myself to satisfy myself. The real reason is because i dont noe how.(Even wif my IT dip and comp knowlegde, i still dont noe how. Couldnt be bothered to find out. (Hahaha see? Excuse again...)) So if u noe something along this line, please teach me how. Cause i have been running this site for abt 1 yr, 2 yrs?(Couldn be bothered to find out again... Just a peek at my archive and u will know...) And suddenly, i have this urge to see just how often ppl read my site. Can it be as popular as those porn sites? Or as those girl blog sites that sells sex? Or just a normal chio bu blog? I dont noe... Thats why i want to find out. On one hand, i can oso noe how many intelligent singaporeans there are out there. :) (Shit! My bro is stuck in his room listening to Josh Groban(watever his name is) at full blast... Siao... That Josh guy sings like a wuss... I guess it takes one kind to like that kind...)

So wat have i got for u guys this issue of banedon's boliao bullshit blabberings?(Oh my... Am i smart or wat? 4 Bs in a row... Hahahaha tell me the term they use in literature when some poet uses 3 words that start wif the same letter in a row, and i can be a POSER!) Frankly, i am going to bore u guys wif my limited knowledge on cars.(And i dont even have a license, if u wanna noe...)

So wat is a car? Basically, it is just a piece of metal, wif an engine, brakes and 4 wheels. Some got nicer chassis, some got more stream lined chassis, more powerful engine, and such. It is controlled by a steering wheel, accelerator, brakes, clutch, gear shift, and hand brakes. It can display loads of funny flashing lights that are suppose to mean something to other users of the road. It uses mirrors to look behind and around them.(till now, i still wonder why they do that. f**king suspicious... keep thinking that someone or something will do funny things to ur back...)

Actually, the engine capacity, toque, horsepower, clutch biting point, vantage point frm driver's seat, means nothing to a average driver. An average driver will noe wat the steering wheel, accelerator and brakes do, even before they start secondary education.(Rem? There is always daytona!) And that average driver, can start driving le!

Onli thing is, they want us to learn how to talk using cars.(signals) To do stun driving in tight spaces.(palleral parking) To know how to react when we faced crisis.(god... just look at those women drivers...) But they dont teach us how to turn tight bends in high speed, drift, u turn in high speed, changing gears techniques and alot of others little little techniques... And they expect us to be accident free on the road... Actually i should be used to this already. Just look at our education system. They teach the children simple maths, and when the kids got their homework, it is so tough that even their parents cant solve man.(U rem abt this incident that happen a few yrs back?) Haiz... This is the situation here in singapore. Teach u peanuts, expect u to work wonders... Strange... This sound vaguely familiar... Oh ya they pay u peanuts, expect us to work wonders too... So this is the fomula of the success story behind singapore... And so many countries try to emulate us but didnot succeed... It is because of this one little thing... But then, it might not work cause when u pay peanuts, u get monkeys... (Sad... Charlie brown and his gang... Must be all monkeys by now... OH! Their artist/author died le... Cannot joke abt this....)

So wat abt cars? Everyone would loves to own a car. But owning a car in singapore is very very expensive. Lets just take an example, a subaru wrx sti(quite a muscle a car, if u dont noe, its about on par wif lancer evos) cost 17k in england. Of course, it is in pounds. Convert to sing, its abt 51k sing dollars... See? Wif this amount, u cant even buy nissan sunny... A similar wrx sti cost abt 134k here wif COE... 2 and a half times the price over at UK... Sad... And it is not even the car i want... (Hell, i regretted not going to jc, and take a philosophy course in uni... Just a topic on cars and i can go blabbering on... Then i can earn by just talking ur heads off... Hey, this is wat the economist do... They cover on the current market trends, then uses words like "on the other hand" and cover all the rest. So in theory, their predictions are impossible to fail. And they earn big bucks... Damn... I am begining to think that the lesser u work, the more pay u get. Just look, if u noe how to reply emails, how to dress in a suit and look good in it, u r the next up and coming CEO. Oh ya, i forgot, u oso need to noe how to walk around as if u own the whole place, erm, i am sorry, they indeed do own the whole place.)

So for me, a poor lab tech, it is impossible to own a muscle car in singapore le... Even if i can in the future, i would be so old that driving a sports car will make me look childish or "lao ti go"... So wats the possible solution?

One, to move out of singapore. This is impossible. There are not many countries where cars are cheap and with the space to run. One might say UK? Australia? But contrary to popular thinking, those two places are f**king racist... They condemn us asians... Land of the rising sun? Where all the good cars are manufactured over there? I noe close to nuts abt their language and culture, and frm wat i noe, it is harder to get a citizenship there than in singapore. So wat are the solutions that i am left wif?

Two, to run elections and have ppl vote me as their president, promising all u losers that i will cut COE and the cost of owning a car. Hmmm... After i typed it out, it just seems so feasible.... But who noes... I might be the PM next time round.(And i will ban all sports cars, onli i shall own them, and every girls who turn 18 are to attend an initiation ceremony at the parliament. Hahahahaha)

Three, to get a better job, and hopefully become a CEO. If i am the CEO, the ministry of manpower will be after my blood. Go figure.

Four, to be a "xiao bai lian". Hmmm after considering all the available solutions to my problem, i hereby declare that the fourth solution is the most feasible. Hahahahaha I am doing WIT problem solving! (And it might interest u to note that schools are doing WITS now.... Sch children are taught WITS... I tot it is just a stupid army thingy... So now i can safely say that all government related companies do WITS.... Siao man...)

So i will strive to be a "xiao bai lian". So anyone who wants to have a "kept man",(gays excluded) please feel free to contact me. :)

I wanted to write more on drifting techniques, driving techniques but instead, i started to blabber on other stuff... Hmmmm... Ever since i started to type my blog offline,(and i post them online later lar!) i type long blogs.... Siao... Beginning to feel tat it is a waste of time... And i got this feeling that onli four person in this world ever read my blog religiously... My sec sch pal, my army pal, my net icq pal, and my girl girl.... Hmmmm should make this a private blog....

Anyway, me getting sleepy... Nitenite.