Harlo its me again. Blogging now at work again. Just back from a long date with my new company's toilet bowl. Not the best toilet bowl i had dated but still one of the top notches, if u consider those toilet bowl u find in neighbourhood.

Anyway, after that long date, i realise that wearing shirt and pants makes the process a annoying one. One of the few things that guy wear needs some major overhaul.

U see, i am wearing a reversible belt. Its those funny belts where u can flip its head and the belt itself is colored differently on two sides. Yes yes, one side black, the other side brown. So since the belt buckle, sorry i used head just now, no puns intended, can be flipped around, u can guess wat i did to the buckle while i am having the long and relaxing date with the bowl. Think Andy lau's hit song.

And so, my buckle now can do a 10 to the power of 9 times freestyle spins in just one wack. I wack it with my fingers, in case u r wondering. So now i have a freestyle capable belt buckle. Hahahahaha.

Back to my original topic, wearing long sleeve shirt and clearing up the debris after the date with the bowl, ur cuffs tend to get in the way. Might be my cuffs loves picking up debris but it will be unsightly and repusive when i take the public transport. And so due to my dexterity and careful planning, my cuffs manages to escape that ill fate.

And u should noe that shirts are long after all and the end of the shirt oso faces the same problem. And belts tend to squezze ur stomach, making them bulge in return. And leather shoes makes ur leg stinks, it cant breath. And pants, urgh..., it just contrain my balls...

So u see, guys should be the ones wearing skirts. Gives more room for the balls. Clever malays... I will promise not to discriminate againt them inf*d*l p*gs anymore. And the reason why singaporean guys have stinky feet? They make us wear boots in army, and leather shoes when working... Our feet breaths even lesser than our dick, that explains the smell. Oh, and the smell of ur dick too. Mine clean smelling. Girls? Girls can wear sandals to work man.... Sad.... That is why they dont have smelly feets. Maybe i will lead a demostration to allow equal rights to guys and gals. Guys should be able to wear skirt and sandals to work too. Maybe we can protest my wearing toenail gloss and complain that if we are waring shoes, how the hell can ppl see our pretty handicraft?

And belts... My god... Thats the reason for my tummy. I remember reading somewhere that actually belt is a sucky piece of leather. Should wear suspenders. Better for the body, and u dont need to punch holes if it dont fit anymore. And once when i was in the mrt, an old man came up to me and ask me wat research i was doing after knowing i was from reasearch int. After some crap talking(and he cant hear me half the time), he proceed to show me that belt is a crap invention. This own pants is being held up by a zip like thingy that he proclaim tailors nowadays have lost the art of making one le. And i dont noe how it works too... Looks like a pocket watch pocket with a zip afix to it. And he went on to show me american short hand and british shorthand. THEN I REALISE SHORTHAND IS NOT WAT I NOE!!! The brits shorthand looks like arabic characters, if u happen to see em. And he tells me its more accurate... God help him. He went on to say that recording of speeches is not accurate cause it recorded other noices, conversations and such. So shorthand better. Very true. I always support the idea of stoning a condemn man than to hang him.

So thats all the stuff i have for u guys todae. Aikido later. Ciaos.