Before u begin reading this blog issue, i have to warn u, if u dont have a sense of humour, easily offended or wat not, please do not read ahead. Strong anti christian puns and jokes ahead.

There is this one spoof on a common christian prayer, aka ranting. It got me laughing for a full half hour, and i still having fits of laughter just thinking abt it. Damn funny hahahahahahahaha.

Written by a DMoore2546 on July 23, 1996 on talk.atheism, lifted from the "evil atheist conspriacy" website, links found on my right hand column, the one with the Jesus logo.

Jesus Is Lard!

Jesus is Lard and Godot. Pass the Jesus. Jesus is Lard of malls. One day every knee shant bow and every tongue will cunnilingus that Jesus is Lard. For God so loved the world that he came. His beloved Son then wiped it up with everlasting Bounty. Praise the Lard for His Mercury Capri. His tooth will endure to all generalizations. Praise the Lard for all His dressings and mercury capri. Whoever will cook with Jesus Crisp as their Lard and Garlic will have everlasting crunch. We have a choice between lite or dark in our spirits and chips. Some have chosen dark for their clothes. When their physical melody dies and their spirit goes up in flames, it will be too late for their croutons. Now is the time to saute' and bar-b-que Crispy Lard before it is too hard. Praise the Lard from whom all heart attacks flow. Jesus is Lard. Ahem

Hahahahaha if u havent already realise, this whole thing is very in tune with the original. Someone please help me get the original can? And this spoof is wonderfully done.

And there is this power joke, oso lifted frm the atheist website, but not too sure of contributor.

During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, one morning's executions began with three men: a rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a rationalist skeptic. 

The rabbi was marched up onto the platform first. There, facing the guillotine, he was asked if he had any last words. And the rabbi cried out, "I believe in the one and only true God, and He shall save me." The executioner then positioned the rabbi below the blade, set the block above his neck, and pulled the cord to set the terrible instrument in motion. The heavy cleaver plunged downward, searing the air. But then, abruptly, it stopped with a crack just a few inches above the would-be victim's neck. To which the rabbi said, "I told you so." 

"It's a miracle!" gasped the crowd. And the executioner had to agree, letting the rabbi go. 

Next in line was the priest. Asked for his final words, he declared, "I believe in Jesus Christ -- the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost -- who will rescue me in my hour of need." The executioner then positioned this man beneath the blade. And he pulled the cord. Again the blade flew downward -- thump! creak! -- stopping just short of its mark once more. 

"Another miracle!" sighed the disappointed crowd. And the executioner for the second time had no choice but to let the condemned go free. 
Now it was the skeptic's turn. "What final words have _you_ to say?" he was asked. But the skeptic didn't hear. Staring intently at the ominous engine of death, he seemed lost. Not until the executioner poked him in the ribs and the question was asked again did he reply. "Oh, I see your problem," the skeptic said pointing. "You've got a blockage in the gear assembly, right there!"

Hahahaha so thats wat is installed for skeptic. Hahahahahaha.

And there is this link on the issue that humans dont really rule the world. Giant squids do. Read this article to noe wat it is about. http://www.cyberdespot.com/thoughts/squid.html

Just wait ppl, i will do a spoof on one of the articles soon. Heeheehee if u read that atheist webby, and u noe me well, u should noe wat i am going to write about. See ya guys!