Harlo ppl so im here to blog again. Hmmm.... I realise that i havent been blogging for the past 4 daes... Reason? I was too busy on fridae and sat, and i realise that back at home, i can no longer connect to the internet. Reason being singtel leg itchy went and change their dial up number and i end up couldnt log in into their network, even after i change to their new dialup number.... Sianz..... So ppl, if anyone of u got a free dial up internet account, and u r not using it(like those that comes free with singtel broadband users), please, i need it to survive... I promise i will never give it to anyone else... Heck, i might as well subscribe to a broadband but hey, i can use broadband connections at work :)

So much for intro, i was veri bz this sat. Reason being me kena sabo by my principal, and i had to be involved with the racial harmony thingy.... Sad... So i was working frm 6am(yes bloody early...) to about 7 pm.... Farking no live man....But i got to see all the chio bus frm all the JC in singapore gathering in a small and ill ventilated hall. Man! That is life!

But wat are the chio bu doing in a small, ill ventilated hall?(there happen to have guys around but i couldnt notice any of them) They are all there training a beri stupid dance that they call the CEMO CEMO(incidentally, CEMO stands for Chinese, Eurasians, Malays and orang utans. Erm... Think it stands for Others or something, or i got the speeling wrong, pity those indians but then, not much indians read me blog!) dance, or the dance steps which they will dance when ever there is a racial harmony dae. Boy, am i glad i have already graduated long long ago.... So when those chio bus started dancing, i started to sit in a quiet corner, staring at all of them, and grinning like an idiot. Hahahahahaha and apparently, some of them likes the attention. Heeheeheeheee *evil grin*!

Through this event, i realise how stupid, farking stupid my principal was, erm is(as he is not dead yet). I will describe to u three instances where he showed his stupidity. Makes homer simpson seems like a genius.

Hmmm for u guys to get the joke, i must append a brief writeout on wat our principal looks like. And a little bit on how he thinks. Okie imagine a short old man, with black hairs that is apparently dyed; a farking big beer tummy that makes mine looks like an ant hill, so farking big i couldn recall if i ever saw another guy with a big tummy still; short and fat legs, so farking fat, it is equvalent to his tummy; small eyes; big farking mouth that says onli nonsensicial stuffs; triple chin, with cheeks that onli a bull dog can match. Hmmmm and he can still think very very highly of himself.... Julian, this particular guy makes eng looks like a saint. No joke. At least eng is visually acceptable.

Instance number 1. He thought that the walkie talkie works like a handphone.

We were issuing walkie talkie for a trail event that we are holding. Our principal, being a smart ass, wanted one issued to him, even though he is not involved at all. So being the "yes man", i issued one to him. Then he asked if this particular walkie talkie belongs to the newer version and i said, yes, they are, as they all look quite new to me. And then, this farking stupid fat ass started to hold the walkie talkie to his face, like wat u would with a handphone. Before this, i switched on the volume to full blast and at the particular moment, someone spoke through it and the voice blasted his fat face. God... Then he ask me to lower the volume, and so i did. He then went back to use it the same way, while he kept saying:"testing testing 1 2 3. this is ur principal here. responds if receive." Rite this instance, me, my fellow teachers were all staring at him, didnt noe wat to say, surpressing our laughter... God... That thing is a walkie talkie for goodness sake... Then he went back to us, told us the thingy was faulty, and wanted a change. So one of my teachers told the fat ass that the thingy wasnt spoilt, just tat he dont noe how to use it. Then the fat ass explained that the newest model of walkie talkie are used in the way he used. Hmmm.... Handphones = walkie talkie? Then he when on to say how come we never use lastest model, how come i still say that it is the latest model and stuff like that... God... Who the fark dont noe that u need to press a button whenever u r using the walkie talkie? And he used to be frm the army... God saves fat asses....

Instance number 2. He got funny ideas on slimming.

There was this time when we were having a break and were chatting away. The fat ass was around. Then somehow or another someone came up with the topic of slimming down.(makes me wonder if this is meant for the fat ass) Then this fat ass stood up to say his piece. And he said that he is fat because he drinks too much. Rite that instance, all of us tot that he meant he drinks too much alchohol. So we said to cut down on drinking. He answered that yes, he is cutting down on drinking, even to the extent of not drinking for the whole day.(compulsive drinker? alcholic?) He then said he onli suck on ice cubes, and goes on to demonstrate sucking ice cubes with his fat lips and fat fingers. God... Then all of us realise that wat he meant is he drinks too much water. And he never drinks water at all, onli sucking ice cudes.... GOD HOW STUPID CAN ONE GET? And he when on to say if he never drink enuff water, he will fall sick so he onli tried this method for 7 daes. And he shown prove that it worked. This technique cuts his body weight by 3 kg! FARKING ASS! Ppl who are finding techniques for slimming down, please do not follow! This is the most stupid way of slimming down! U r onli removing ur body's valuable water and that is bad for u. Drink lots of water, workout, sweat alot and drink again. This will cut u back to size. Farking hell... With principal like this, i am worried for the future of singapore.... He is onli temporary slimmed down, after drinking water and such, he will grow fat again...

Instance number 3. He comes up with funny environmental ideas.

Since this event was a big event, and mineral water provided, u can imagine the amount of plastic mineral water bottles waste we generated. Then this fat ass came up with this idea. He asked all of us to collect all the empty bottles, filled it up with soil, sand or water, and build a plastic mineral water bottle tower, preferabaly up to 10 or 12 stories high, and enter the guiness records... God... How stupid can one get? He will be wasting resources.... wasting the water, sand, watever he put inside those bottles. Then he will generate such a hugh bulk of rubbish that after the whole hoohaa died off, he will need to find ways to disassemble it. A biggest joke on earth. After he came up with this suggestion, he when on to say how smart he is. Said ppl who have came up with one big and great idea and do it good will get famous. Ppl who do 100 small things and did them good will never get anything. True but he forgot if that one big and great idea is stupid, he will be a clown in front of the whole world. He will get famous for the wrong kinda stuff...

It really saddens me to see that alot alot alot of stupid ppl are holding high, important posts. I will make allowance that one cant noe everything in life but at least, if u r in a important post, u need to realise and admit ur mistakes and stupidity. Everyone makes them. Learn from them and try not to make them again. It is so simple and logical yet ppl holding high post are all concern about their face value, how not to appear stupid and useless, and in turn piss ppl off frm wanting to help them. I pity these ppl. Never learn anything in life and die just like tat... Sad...

So much for this blog entry, i realise that me size gets about 100 hits per week. Is this good or bad? Let me see.... This boils down to about 14 to 15 hits per day... Hmmm.m. wonder how many of these visits are actually done by other readers.... And the lack of comments.... Hmmm nvm.... Maybe one of these daes i will do another entry on politics again. Or on the news.... Or on sex.... Watever...