Yes ppl, it is me again. (Wat did u expect? its my blog anyway) So wat do i have install for u? But first things first, why did i blog so late (erm, so early in the week in fact)? As some of u guys might have guessed it, zero comments made me lazy.(damn, i shouldnt have implement the comments thingy) But, then again...

So this is going to be a real trashy issue. I was out with my sec sch friends, namely ah cheng and one of our pals, and we had one of our tok cock sessions. U know, where me lament abt stuffs that is happening, just wat life is abt to us. And we realise back then, when we were in sec sch, our tok cock sessions revolves around deep stuffs. Cosmos, computers, physics, wat not, they some how or another made their way into our conversation then. We might not have fully understand those things but talking abt them makes us look smart, grown up. But this recent cock toking session, everything was abt sex, sex, sex, and sex, with more sex. (guess we really grew up, afterall)

There is this saying that i particularly like, think u guys must have already heard abt it. (as much dirty as u think i am, i actually heard of this onli then) "When u dig ur nose, ur nose feel "song" or ur finger feel "song""? So now we noe. So guys loses out afterall. Poor guys... But being gentlemen, we dont mind being the finger, but anyway, after this, the question that comes next was apparent. "Do girls(and some guys) enjoy anal sex?" (to those who dont noe, anal sex is wat u guys call "ass fuck".) Our pal remarked that he got a friend(a guy in fact) who insisted that the one on the receiving end has no pleasure wat so ever. How can he be so sure? He tried guys b4? But his answer was, "I did rectumscopy(watever the exact medical term is, it just means stuffing a camera-like rod up ur ass), so i know." Kudos to this brave soul.

Talking abt asses, i discovered that there are alot of shock sites located in the internet. Wat does it mean by shock sites? These sites normally contain pictures that are very shocking, disgusting, abnormal, that are meant for the viewers(u poor souls) to get shocked, hence shock site. So there was this pic, of a fat bastard(i can it that he is frm the "white" origin) standing in front of the camera, bottom(his ass lar) facing the camera, bending down, using both his hands to open up his ass(i mean literally opening it up, the size of the hole was abt a handspan), with his dick erected. MY GOD!!!!!! So f*cking gay.... And i was having my dinner then.(i got this habit of having dinner while online.) Dont ask me how i happen to be here, or wat happen to my dinner. And there was another pic where a guy was lying on the deck of a boat, with his dick erected too. Thing is, his dick is about the size of a average boster(u noe, the thing u hug to sleep.... I cant speel for nits). Okie this wasnt so bad as the first.(and frm wat i heard, it tend to make girls go high too)

Enuff abt sex and all the carp, erm... i mean crap,(one cant live without sex but one cant face it and say sex is great) I noe there are no comments(and citing one of the most popular topics on the net wouldnt help) and so, i will be back touching on wat we left behind. So bear with me :)

I was reading and there was this article about cigarettes. U noe, august onwards, there will be gory pics on packets of ciggeys le. Why? To deter ppl frm smoking. So illteriate ppl will noe the harm of smoing. (just how many of them cant read english in singapore?) And i think swizerland(or some other country) did some thing like this and they citied that 2.something percent of their total population quitted smoking after this when into effect. So singapore are trying to so the same. I mean, we all noe that smoking kills, kill my family, make me low sperm count, my lungs go black, so many things but then, we choose to smoke simply because we want to. There is this theory of making things cost much more and ppl will think twice before using it. Apparently, one of the rock stars(i forgot wat is his name) said that america should make their bullets cost 5k per shot. This will decrease all those random killings in the country. Similarly, we should make per stick of ciggeys cost 50 bucks. Then when we smoke, it is a sign that we go money to burn, similar to the reason why u buy prada, Louis Vurton(wat ever the speeling and wat ever the design cause all of them looks auntie to me). The end.

So there was this report on the news stating that if u put ur handphone in ur trousers pockets, chances are the radiation are killing off ur sperms. So it is recommended that u leave ur phones away frm ur body as much as u can.(leave them in handbags, like wat the girls do.) Then not so long ago, there was the report of eating too much "mentos" kills sperm too. And i burn one pack a day. Then there was the reason why scrutom(the balls, where they produce sperms) are located outside our body. Girls have their ovaries inside their body, but we have them outside. More prone to injury too. No, it is not there because the girls can kick it in self defence. It is outside because the balls need to be a degree lower(read: one degree cooler than ur body temperature) in order to optimumly produce sperm. But i wear underwear(not boxers) and i like me undies to be tight(more secure). So if things are going as wat i had, i reckon i am a freaking impotent(oh ya, my phone are always inside me trousers pockets, if u wanna noe, and it is a freaking old GD90. So freaking high radiation). So girl girl, we can save up on condoms(saving up on and saving up for has totally diff meaning) and try it bare back. And if we hit the jackpot, i can write and flame the reaserchers or say that chinese, are afterall, more potent than caucasians.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Was reading a book todae, on the crimes that singaporean women did in the past. All of it were murder cases and i got to see how the jurdicial system works here. Apparently, frm wat i read, it was really fair. Some of them commited murder, murdered their hubbies infact, but got onli 6 years in jail. Alot of stuff are considered when they are giving out the death sentence and so, it is quite fair lah. But then tahara's point kicks in, and i still think that death penalty is bad.

One thing i do noe is wat the inmates do while on the death row. They are given no duties, no nothing at all. They are locked in their cell, which is rather dark, even i nthe afternoon, and the cell longest distance apart was 4 foot. So the imates woke up at 5 30, had their breakfast, go back sleep, wake up pace around, lunch at 12, go back pace or sleep somemore, dinner at 6, then more pacing and sleeping. 4 steps to, 4 steps fro. It is enuff to drive alot of ppl mad. And u get to stay on the death row for abt 1year plus... Before they actually hang u. And no, u get onli to choose ur last meal, u cant go geylang for one last shot le... So u got alot of time in there to think about ur crimes and feel guilty about it. Kinda sad man... Okie, there are religious help, and u can spend the time finishing up the bible. No wonder so many famous killers commited sucide there...

And going by the news, didnt u guys realise that there are more and more funny illness, deaseases, mutations of human kind? Like i said before, nature uses the elimination process, the survival of the fittest. So for every odd one that the current "high tech" medical practitioners saves, there will be a few funny offsprings that the saved produces. And u need to save them again. And again. And again, until the cows finally come home. So my theory is, if there is something wrong with that person, kill him. Hmmmm..... Eugenics again....

Notice the new NKF children funds commercial? How they uses sick looking children to tug ur heartstring? They are exthorting(arh.... SPEELING!!!!) ur monies! Like i said, just kill them, and we can forget abt high medical bills(that u need to pay ALL THE TIME) but just spend once on the high funeral bills. And we dont need the NKF to start with. Just the funeral parlour will do...

So i got the solution to all the problems here. Just kill the ones that are odd. Aryans rulez!!! Erm sorry....

Btw, just to let u guys noe, banedon is my rl alter ego(or wat i would like to think it is) So by no means let this blog influence on wat u think i really am. I am much more worst than this. I am trying to be nice here :)

Hmmm recently, (this is a damn incoherent blog... ideas shooting all over the place) i am thinking abt using a digi cam and make a comic strip out of the figurines i have. Thing is, i got all the figurines, storylines, plots and props, i just need a digi cam... So if anyone of u got a workable digi cam that got a decent megapixel and willing to let me have it cheaply(if free, all the better!), i will dedicate this site to u. Not that it is anything but then, help the poor and needy! *pulling at ur tender loving heart strings....*

Thats all folks! But before i go, came across this line(oh ya, the quotes thingy are back):"Guys are like diapers, they cling to my ass, and are always full of shit." But then, u need to know where the shit comes frm. (saw it on a girl's backpack, btw)