Harlo ppl! So to update u guys on wats going on in me life, i just bought a PS2!!!! Happy! So close friends, if there is a boring weekend u dont wanna spend alone, u noe who to call. But i dont have much games now... Onli 4 but all good games. Fatal frame 2, crimson butterfly, is a damn nice game. Nice gameplay, superb graphics and physics, scary bgms... wat more can a gamer ask for? Enuff of my nonsense, now to the real stuff.

So i have noticed a funny thing. Whenever i became critical towards the government, i get alot of feedback. Are we really so suppress by the government that none of us speaks up?(except crap in my blog?) Or are we lazy to speak up since rite now, the situation is not that bad and we can still live with it? So ppl, we gonna speak up!

Another thing to note is i didnt noe ppl will get interested in the SDU thingy... Like wat they do, wat it is for and stuff like that. So when ah cheng suggested that SDU might be a good topic, and from the feedback i saw, so here i am doing this blog issue even though it is not sundae yet.(due to the existence of the PS2, i dont even noe if the sundae issue will be out on time. I might just blame it on "mind blank" "no topic")

So wat is SDU? It is a match making service named Social Development Unit that is set up and run by the people's association. Mission? To help get all the singles in Singapore get laid, erm, sorry, they try to get them married without any distinct social problems.(they themselves being run by social development agency, if such a thing exist, nvm...) So they organize trips, activities for their members to get together and know each other, trying to pair them up.

Okie so wats the issue here? Apparently, SDU gives freee membership to all undergrads studying in local uni,(correct me if im wrong) but with all the hostels and activities held in the uni, i dont think it is neccesary but anyway not for me to judge... Again i got this misconception that ppl who take part in it are either faggots, losers, nerds, incapable of socialising, attitude problem, character problem, or just plain ugly.(interestingly, i wanted to write "ugly duckling" but that is a stage where by now, they should be a swan le, so i left it out. wat? u mean they become swan onli in their mid 40s? they can save it le) I myself has never been to any of their activities so i cant really judge. So wat i gather frm ah cheng is that he wants me to make noise cause they never offer free membership to poly grads.(no? u just find it interesting? u mean they match make uni grads to weed out weaker citizens? Cause it onli open doors to uni grads?)

Okie, initially, i really wanted to go down to SDU and "burn down their school", erm, sorry, i mean burn down their building. But after some intensive research on my part,(i dont want to wrong them) i found out that there is another channel for non uni grads, the SDS, Social Development Service. Ahhh.... The name SDS sounds so much better than SDU.... At least we noe it is a service, not an unit... But anyway, frm wat i gather frm SDS website, they onli hold karaoke sessions for their members... Is this a misconception that ALL UNI GRADS(read: top management ppl in SDS) think that non uni grads like karaoke? Sorry, i didnt read properly, they hold cruises and watnot too. BUT POINT IS, they didnt provide free membership to non uni grads! My point? See how "bad" uni grads are at getting hooked. They still need the government free assistance. And it might interest u to go to the SDU website. www.sdu.gov.sg. There is one uni grad(read: loser), apparant cause he is with tat service) and he ask how to go about noeing a girl he noes thru a "personnal website"(i wonder wats a personnal website... a blog perhaps? like mine? u mean u can noe girls thru blogs? but if he means "friendster" and such websites, it scares me... uni grad "ang moh" like tat onli mah?), and he ask how to ask her out, not to frighten her(if he dont look like frankenstein) and such. Man... Those questions are so ... so... so... Loser! I noe the answer to em' all even before i went poly! And one of my fav past time is to noe girls thru IRC or friendster and ask them out! See wat i mean?

It is actually quite sad to noe that uni grads cant get themselves hitched(pardon me speeling). Saddens me to noe that some of them are to lead us in the coming future(politicians(somehow i think politicians dont apply here in singapore), ministers), or to provide us with some service(like doctors, laywers, or even the head of SDU or the event planner of SDU).

Actually there is a conspiracy here. But i think its more "god-made" than man-made. U see, uni grads(who cant get themselves hitched) will one day become head of SDU or their event coordinator. So wat makes them think that their events can get their members hitched? My opinion? Set up a service called BONSS. Hmmm... Sounds cool too. SO wat does BONSS mean? Banedon One Nite Stand Service. I cant make a recurring acronyms, sorry. So wat does BONSS do? They get members, find sponsors(along the line of hotel 81, hotel 88), and hold sleazy events every sat nite. Oh i can hear all ur anticipation le. Then we try to pair them off and leave their nite free. Sounds cool? I even thought up the service's catchline. "They all feel the same with the lights off". Cool hor? And i even pre emp wat will happen 2 weeks after i start the service. "Due to the overwelming applications, we are currently opening memberships to gays as we dont have enuff girls to go around".


Haiz... Conservative gals and open-minded guys in one country. Wat do u get? The funny situation u get here in singapore. Wat? U mean girls are oso open minded too le(guys who ask of one nite stand in irc like to use this line:"are u open minded?". i find it ultimately trashy. normally i just let the girl noe that i am free that nite and ask if she want sex that nite. Easy and direct. Even if they reject, they wouldn run away and always wanted to noe more abt me. report me to the police? i think so too.)

U might think tat i say all these is because i am not a uni grad. Of course some uni grad do lead the sort of life i lead but then again, that some is less than a handful(stereotypical). So wat sort of life i lead? U dont wanna noe.

Oh ya, i forgot to warn u guys. Non-sunday issues are trashy issues. Enjoy.