10.5.04

Harlo ppl! Hmmm i am beginning to think that updating my blog daily is possible after all.... Hmmm but since aikido and initial d are taking up most of my time, i will try my best. Oh i added a comment thingy, u can see that it is located below the guest book. After playing around wif it, i finally realise that it is suppose to be located at the bottom of my each blog post. So wat is it doing there? I dont noe and i dont care. Think i will ask one of my friend to sort it out. Heehee. I still suck at web pages.

So i just finished my dae, sitting in my room tat had not been cleaned for at least a month, reeking on the "kids" smell. When u go home w/o a bath, the smell sticks to u for the whole dae... Why didnt i go bathe? Bathroom occupied, which oso explains why i am bloggin at this mo...

One thing i realise todae while working is that adults tend to complicate stuffs, we cant see the basic elements in a thing. You see, i was walking around in lab and the kids were doing a project on pets. So their teacher was telling them to find pictures on the pet that they are suppose to do a write up on. So there was this group who stumble upon a pic site which i am hunting high and low, but couldn find. This pic site has cats in all imaginable pose, which makes them damn cute and hilarous. Some of those pics have cats been hend as hostage(and they raise up their paws), as snipers(with the cat holding on to the rifle and looking through the scope), sleeping in funny poses and so on. So being curious, i went up and ask that guy how he went to that site and guess how he reply???? "Just go Yahoo and type Funny Cats LOR..." He made it sounds like im a complete idiot!!!! HAIZ.... Whoever will think of that? U would? Really? I dont believe man. Hahahaha.

One interesting thing i observe was when a child was typing a long email.(erm... to that child it was long, to me, it was like 3 para, with 2 or 3 lines each para....) So when the child was about to finish typing,(that child was using one finger to type, hunting aroud the keyboard for every letter) one of that child's friend pointed out that there is an error in an earlier part of the email.(Tat email was address to someone, so that error occur at the point where they greet the addressed. The "Dear so and so" part....) So that child just gasp, and BACKSPACED AND DELETED ALL HER WORK!!!!(After she gasped, i gasped soon after...) Just to go back to the point where she made that error.... And she had to type the whole thing again.(Half an hour was gone at that point... she used that long to type her initial email....) So wat did u guys expect me to do? I just stand back and mused.... Hahahahaha. If word processing are really like wat she thinks it is. Then typist must be earning a fortune.. Then i didnt help, i didnt even use Ctrl - Z to undo her "deleting", i just look at her work.(My company policy is not to help the children. The teachers are suppose to do that.) So she wasted another half hr, and in the end, didnt manage to hand up her email. Hahahaha. Wat else u want? End of story.

Another interesting comment i had is related to a late chinese show that was shown yesterdae, regarding the homeless in Singapore. That show interviewed old folks(strangely, all were guys...) that dont have homes, that sleep around singapore in the open, especially underneath bridges.(guess its a good shelter for rain.) So this got me wondering.

Guys, do u ever realise that sometimes, there are some old man that likes to bathe in public toilets? For the benifit of the girls, i will describe how the whole thing goes. Sometimes, when i go to a public toilet(popular toilets are mrt toilets and shopping center toilets, Tampines Mall toilet beri hot wif these guys!!!) in the morning or early afternoon, i will see a fat old man(his pot belly just slighly bigger than mine) dressed onli wif a towel around his waist, and wet another towel using the wash basin, and use that towel to wipe his whole body... Imagine tat!!!! And frm wat i gather, usually they can do a full body wash in abt 15 mins, before the cleaner gets back...(I noe tat because i was doing big business once....) So two plus two is four, i suddenly realised where these old men are frm after watching that show....

Oh ya, since we are on the weird toilet experience topic, i would like to ask the guys if any of u have any weird toilet experience? I will name a few of mine just to get u guys recalling. Of all my weird toilet experience, i always involve another male.(yeah i noe, as if a gal can get in... pity...) So frm now, i will name all these weird guys as gays.

These gays, i would like to classify them under 3 groups. The "young" gay,(ppl who looks under 30) "middle aged" gay,(between 31 to 50) and the "old" gay.(above 51) So frm wat i had gathered,(not tat i do it on purpose) young gays are those ppl who like to smile at me. It was like i am going to the urinal, and that gay is already using the urinal,(i dont want to share lar, u noe that urinals are all located at one stop, neatly in a line) he will turn and smile at me... Then after that, we will time his departure frm the urinal to the exact time that me depart and bump into me(u see, he was there first so he got the advantage to call the time...). And when we are both at the wash basin, he will look into my reflection, and smile at me again... Sick man... I dont noe if u guys got this experience or it is onli unique to me...(Fuck then... I can onli attract gays...) Oh ya, this happens abt 3 times to me, all by diff gays...

Then there is the middle aged gays. These types are the ppl that u will encounter in a crowded loo. Okie, these type of gays are those who comes up to the urinal next to u regardless if there are any empty ones around. Then he will stare real hard at my thing(ya i noe, mine's big). Then sometimes he will oso whistle. Of course i will stare back, but he will then look at u, giving u a look like "wtf? u wanna fight?" kinda look...(I should give him the"wtf? never see big dicks b4?" look) I suddenly got this funny thinking that all guys likes to peep at the other guys peeing.... Think this one happens all the time...

Oh then there is the old gay. These are the weirdest lot i have ever seen.... (i can still explain young gays as overly friendly and middle aged gays suffers frm complusive peeping disorders but old gays....) These gays are normally found in big toilets, where the urinals amount to more than 10. And i kena around 10+ times le... I always wonder... These sort of old gays are usually old old man that can stand at the most remote urinal(read: the most inaccessible urinal, aka the "take the most steps to reach" urinal) for ages, and god noes wat the f*** they are doing there. They can stand at that urinal when i was in the toilet, when i go out he still there, then i go arcade play some games, drink water, abt an hour, i went to the same toilet, he still there... Okie u might say that old ppl mah, got problem passing water, but hey! I haven tell u wat he did. So normally these types of old gays tend to stay at one remote urinals for ages, and the funny thing is, he kept turning his head towards anyone who stops to use the urinal. U think thats ok? He trying to be alert? He scared of ppl coming up to him to snatch his wallet? But the really weird thing is that this old man will look not tat ur face but at ur dick, with a slightly open mouth, and his hand will be busy moving around inside his urinal. GOD!!!! I dont noe and i dont wanna noe wat the f*** he is doing to the urinal! Once i kena this together wif one of my friend and we discussed wat that guy was doing. I think all of u will noe wat my answer is. But my friend, being as good a guy as he is, said that maybe he is scratching or cleaning his dick.(for the benefit of the ignorant, after a guy finishes his small business, he normally pulls his foreskin around abit to sort of drain the little fella. My friend likes to do tat. I used to say that that was a masturbating action, so u can guess that i never do that.) But that old guy was there b4 we went in and by the time we went out,(which was kinda long cause my friend very vain, likes to stand infront of the mirror to make his hair...) that old guy was still there, arms still moving vigourously, staring at my friend! I made a note to him abt this but he just shrug it off. I suggested confronting that old man, but my friend said, "wat if he turn ard and cum at u?" So we just left... I was pretty freaked out but my friend was rather cool abt it... Maybe he was gay after all...

Hey, if any of u guys got any similar instance, please let me noe. Of i will definately freak out.... Am i the onli one that all these sort of things happens to???? Or am i too sensitive? If any of u guys dont believe me, try noticing every little things that happens in a toilet, and use the urinal. Some of my friends still likes the cubicle, they need to squat b4 they can do their business. But anyway, this is a long blog. I am tired... I am going to take a bath and sleep soon. Ciaos!

6 Comments:

Blogger Banedon said...

I think that the comment system employed by blogger sux... U guys can post with my name...

4:52 AM  
Blogger Banedon said...

Sorry, i just realise u cant post as me. Oh ya btw, do sign in or make a small indication of who u r if u post a comment here. I am waiting for some flaming. Bring it on man, but if u dare to flame, dare to post ur name man.

5:07 AM  
Blogger Julian Wong said...

That's too disturbing. I knew I was going to be disturbed reading your blog but shiiiit...

You may have noticed that as far as I can I use the cubicles. Now you know why. Ha. Ha. Ha. And no, I don't particularly like taking note of what others are doing while in the toilet. Go in, finish up, come out. What are YOU doing noticing other people? Unless you're also... (btw, Tahara, D're is the rest of my alias... Xephyris D're Tahara.)

10:38 PM  
Blogger Julian Wong said...

Mm, I can't comment on any other posts save the latest one?

10:40 PM  
Blogger Banedon said...

Erm, the design space between each urinal in the public toilet just happens to infringe on my the "private space" i have around me... So if someone just turn and look at me in a funny way, i usually "feel" it. Wat have aikido teaches u man? To be alert! So now i noe.

Hahaha abt comments on the rest of me entries, they can onli be done if i repost all my blog... Maybe i would, maybe i wouldn, depend on the feedback ba.

Oh btw, i just realied that my blog was frequented by less than 5 ppl, so this is a small and tight community... Oh ya, u so free now adays? Can surf net during office times?

11:51 PM  
Blogger Julian Wong said...

On exercise man, and Night Shift at that... so I'm free during the day. Still, less than 2 months to ORD!

8:13 PM  

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