So ppl, recently i realise that my blog entry on "blame it on his star sign" is gathering some good amount of readers. So i will go on, and publish ppl who i noe, their star sign, and my comments. Read on.(sorry girls, onli on guys, none of the articles are on girls)
The first one to undergo my treatment is none other than seng. I do him cause some on the readers noe him personally(his lawyer mates, ivan, linhui) so can relate to this. Enjoy.
He's a dreamboat who lives for romance, and his hypnotic charisma will leave you weak at the knees and breathless.(if u ask me, seng noes nuts abt romances. i think the onli thing he can ever romance is a... wait let me think.... *half hour later*... he cant romance anything...) He may be a visionary like Copernicus, or a joker a la Billy Crystal, but a Pisces man is intuitive, caring, and sympathetic.(intuitive, caring and sympathetic... my... bonzi buddy can do those! for those who dont noe wat bonzi buddy is, where have u been living? its the purple ape program that keeps popping at ur desktop. free ad kind of thingy.) No other male in the universe is as capable of profound love and devotion.(... now i noe... since he still feels for his sec sch crush... no i wouldnt sabo him and say who she is) Unfortunately, he's so in love with himself that you don't stand a chance.(so now i know... oh this explains everything. Ya ppl?)

The male Fish is the emotional black hole of the universe.(wah! more jialat than scorpio) Toss your heart, soul, and car keys, and all will disappear forever.(true true he is so forgetful) This guy learned at an appallingly young age how to weasel his way out of work and charm his way into bed.(hmmmmm is it? thing this area he kena influence by other stars le) He's definitely sensual, sexy, and cute, in a debauched sort of way. (debauched? someone help me here. means he is cute sexy in a bad way?) Don't let the image fool you.(no, none of us did) At home he may be a quiet little Fish, swimming around and around the beer bottle, but romantically he is the great white shark of the zodiac.(i see. he pratically will be there wherever he smell romance? Oh ya, i noe him to be a terrific "light bulb") A Scorpio man will hurt you because he has a morbid fear of rejection.(so damn true) Your Pisces guy will do it just to keep his teeth sharpened.(hahahah so i am not so bad afterall) He's a natural born liar.(yes we all noe that) And he's honed the art until he fools himself.(god... talking abt self confidence....) Such as when he's perched on his favorite bar stool, watching the sports channel and ogling hot bodies, but telling himself he's gathering material for the novel he plans to write.(hahahaha ivan, recall anything yet?) The only thing this loser will ever write is a smeared phone number on his cocktail napkin.(he writes thesis too... btw...)

He's self-destructive.(self destructive and loves himself? can link meh?) He loves sex games.(judging frm those fetishes he likes) Feel free to wear your nurse's uniform but expect him to play patient, not doctor.(Arh.... but doctors get all the fun) Buy a dog collar and he will bark.(hahahahahahaha) Introduce him to your best friend if you dare, but don't leave them alone. He will have affairs anywhere, any time, with anyone who will hold still long enough.(no lar, he still not as sleek yet) And with an icy detachment that rivals his Gemini cousin.(hahahaha u and long cousin man) The Fish can leave you full of his declarations of undying love, drive straight to his favourite watering hole, and pick up the first available body.(oh yeah.)

Don't expect your Fish to be the breadwinner.(he is a laywer for goodness sake) Some Pisces males start on a career path early, but if yours hasn't dropped the remote and picked up a degree by the time he's in his late twenties, forget it.(he is an undergrad so no need to be scared.) You will end up with a ne'er-do-well who thinks making his fortune means winning the lottery, and that reality TV is culturally educational.(not applicable... but can apply to me le)

If you are a Virgo with a job, house, and cheque book, or a Cancer who doesn't mind playing nursemaid for the rest of your life, this guy was meant for you.(so he needs weak girls who just needs sweet talks) He's tedious. He has a compulsion to use the same cliches he's used since high school and will invariably run a subject straight into the ground in the shortest possible time.(hahahahahaha so damn true man) Telling him he's not funny only eggs him on, because he's not after your laughter: he's out to provoke you. (oh.... so damn true again)

All bluff and no substance, Mr Fish is a cast of thousands and even he doesn't know what scene he'll play next.(so blur?) But since he does like role-playing, you could pretend you're the Lone Ranger and ride into the sunset.(hahahaha play hard to get when u are with him girls!)
So much for seng, the next one i will touch on will be tahara, aka xephyris, aka julian. Read on ba. (if i remember correctly, julian is a libra)
'I can resist anything except temptation.' Oscar Wilde (Born October 16) (f*cking A! i like this quote man! didnt noe my all time fav writer is a libra! so libra are all sick creatures! oscar is thought to be a gay, btw)

He's funny, charismatic, and oozes charm.(funny... but i will have to agree with this) His sense of style is impeccable and his lively, friendly personality puts him at the top of everyone's A-list.(erm... and weird too...) A Libra male is an idealistic dreamer who believes in world peace and fair play.(oh? he play fair???) He will take you to the most expensive restaurant in town, declare his adoration in front of the smiling patrons, and drop to one knee to propose. Before you exclaim, 'Yes, my darling,' make sure he's still looking at you. By the time he's slipped the engagement ring on your finger, he will have spotted his next conquest walking towards the bar.(all of us guys wanna do that...)

A Libra man is perfectly capable of marrying you on Saturday and starting his next string of affairs on Sunday.(oh i see... but the julian i noe is interested in everything, except girls) He's fickle, inconsistent, and constantly on the prowl.(he is onli into cyber jap anime) Never mind Aries or Gemini. When it comes to love, the male Libra is as flaky as a used car salesman sniffing out his next sucker deal.

He's shallow.(??? now we noe) You may start thinking of a future together after a couple of rounds of his polished sexual prowess. However, to him, future is defined as until tomorrow morning, when he'll most likely forget your name before he finishes flossing his dazzling white teeth.(oh ya, he can forget meetings and stuff like tat one)

He's superficial.(???? now we noe again) A Libra man prefers beauty to substance and expects to be blindsided by the emotion of perfect love.(u tell me hong lan pretty?!?!?!?!) Oh, you'll hear bells ring, but, after the honeymoon, those harmonious chimes quickly turn to death knells. He doesn't want a real woman who will jar him out of his escapist daydreaming into a world of house payments and crying children. He wants a Barbie doll to cook, clean, and entertain his endless procession of casual friends.(scorpios would love barbie dolls too... who doesnt?)

He's not into anger.(true true. the onli person who i noe has a better temper than him is yours sincerely, me) Pick a fight with him, and you'll get a half-hearted argument.(i just give u the "couldnt be bothered" look) Usually, he will verbally dodge, sidestep, and try to distract you from the original issue with all the nimbleness of a Capricorn skipping out on his alimony payments.(Ahahahahaha) Contrary to venting his anger, he will drive you to vent yours.(oh yes man, onli thing is eng too dumb to noe)

At best, he's an indecisive bumbler who's so easily distracted that he'll get sidetracked into spending the day at the races with a friend he met in the supermarket while you and the kids wait for dinner. Or he'll come home empty-handed from the paint store because he couldn't decide which shade of green to buy for the hothouse.(oh ya, this is again very true. he himself should noe)

At worst, he's king of the lounge lizards. The '70s should be renamed the Decade of Libra Man. Wizened lotharios from this era still have their blue polyester leisure suits, gold chains, pinkie rings, and an original bottle of Hai Karate. The modern versions wear leather vests over bare chests and strut like peacocks down the middle of the dance floor during the band's break, hoping every eye is turned in their direction.(hahahaha he is into retro too mah)

He's a master of double-speak.(oh... ya...) He's also self-obsessed.(which guys arent?) Libra Timothy Leary used all of his formidable intelligence and personal magnetism to force the world to agree that his endless quest for a bigger high was actually the key to brave new worlds. When faced with the inevitable opposition, Leary reacted in typical Libra fashion. He devised an entire thought system to detract from his self-indulgence. In his mind, the rest of the world made a terrible error in judgment by not embracing his philosophy. And that issue was more important to his Libra soul than proving that the path to God was sprinkled with LSD and magic mushrooms. (who the hell is this timothy leary guy?)

Mr Scales has a give-and-take nature. You give. He takes.(I LIKE!) He will expect you to flatter his ego, coo as he preens, and help him pick the tie that best matches his eyes as he prepares for a night out with his friends.(Scorpios like tat too man) You, on the other hand, must never depress him with tedious details such as an overdrawn bank account or a leaky roof.(we love this too) Whether his dimpled good looks outweigh his self-serving ego is your decision.(dimpled good looks.... how come they noe... wait... all my libra friends got acne probs....)
So tats all on libra, and my blog. Take care, god bless, and die in peace.