Harlo its me again. So miss me already? Yeah I noe I didn’t update this site for a long time but the reason is at my work place, I cant seem to be able to update in blogspot… Nvm I will try again.

So I am going for grading in aikido next week sat, once I get my blue I will join multi dojo and maybe get a full weapon set. And recently, I got this sudden urge to go and learn classical guitar for 5 years and get till grade 6 or 8. And of course, my gf say I am siao after noeing this. Guitar course cost 47+++ per month, one week once and each time onli an hour. And if I start multi dojo training, I will not have enuff time for friends anymore, onli enuff for martial arts, music and gf. Boy… No more arcade but this will make me save up more. Enuff of me stuff.

But just to add, I realize that being a aikido instructor earn nuts. They onli give u an allowance. U need to have the passion for it, if u r in it for the money, u will wilter and die.

Okie so wat am I blogging todae? Recently I discovered this site on the net, the greatest website in the universe!, by this guy call Maddox. Just search Maddox and u will understand. He is a guy with a damn big ego when he is online and his site received one of the highest traffic in the net community and he didn’t even advertise nor update frequently. That’s how good it is man. But he writes controversial stuffs in a true and witty manner. A lot a lot better than wat I am doing now and a lot more interesting. He got funny theory for everything, stuff like why his page is in big fonts, white words on black bg. Quite interesting.

So the bulk of wat I am going to blog about todae revolves around my gf’s encounter with her roommate. Her roommate told her that the more ugly u r, the more handsome ur bf is. Apparently her roommate said this after noeing how I look. Boy, am I flattered or wat? If u wanna noe, I am flattered either way.

So my gf was telling me about the philosophy classes she is going through and I decided to analysis this problem, Socrates (pronouns as SO-CRA-TESS, but I still think it should be pronouns as SO-CRATES) style. So lets ponder the question of why handsome guys like ugly gals and why pretty gals like ugly guys.

We can come up with a few concept of why this happens. Normal ppl like u and me will always factor in the “money” reason, us being poor fucks (after reading that Maddox webby, I sort of kena brainwash by him, when u wanna curse, just curse out loud, no point using f*ck and all, they are all wimpy. How very true.) and all. And of course, there is the “eyes got stamps on it” theory, the “desperate” syndrome, or the opposite attract phenomenal.

All the reason stated above are all bull shit we say to make ourselves feel better. So lets start pondering Socrates style. Why do we want cute and pretty gf/bf? Is it because they are cute so we want them? Cause in a relationship u seek companionship, understanding, love, care, concern, sex and none of these are relative to how “cute” or “pretty” the other sex is. So when you want a cute gf, is it because you want to fuck/fondle a cute girl, or because u like to show off ur cute gf to the rest of the world? Remember, having a very cute gf in turn makes u very ugly.

Don’t tell me all the crap that u like looking at her, like wat Chinese call “yang yen”, literally translate, like food to the eyes, or crap like I love her, she just happens to be cute and chio. So do u love her because she is cute and chio, or you love her, she just happen to be cute and chio? If you look at the distribution curve, u will somehow understand wat I mean. Am I like Socrates? Gives u two side of the arguments but the whole thing not to the point of wat I am presenting. Nah, I was just kidding, don’t quote me.

So how did this phenomenon happen? Wat is the reason that handsome guys like ugly gals or pretty gals like ugly guys? Not to say that there are no pretty and handsome couples but they are even further away from the mean. So wat is the reason proposed by this Socrates wannabe? (Actually I don’t give a fuck to who the hell Socrates was. Don’t noe how he look like, didn’t really read his works, just know that he is a irritating piece of crap that doesn’t take any stand in his own arguments lying rotted in a grave rite now. And a lot of ppl read and enjoy his works, which doesn’t mean anything, judging how stupid the general population is. So to roughly quote Maddox, this is my site and I write whatever I want in it. If u don’t like it, don’t read it, and to me, myself and I, this is the greatest site in the whole universe. BOY! This feels damn shiok! *ego inflated*)

So considering all chio bus noe that they are chio and all handsomes noe that they are handsome, ppl who are good looking tend to have bigger ego, more self centered, more dao and tend to “diao qi lai mai”, loosely translated, hang themselves up to sell. Hmmm translated Chinese sayings always lose it charm…. English is a crude language.

So you noe that if u r self centered, normally u will like to shortchange ppl and u don’t like to feel shortchange. Like for example, beautiful ppl tend not to stand ppl who come late, while they themselves like coming late. So if u r a beautiful person waiting for another beautiful, u will feel shortchange. And a quarrel will come next. But wat if u r the ugly person waiting for the beautiful one? U tend to take it considering how beautiful the other party is. Let’s face it, if a normal waiting incident is already like this, wat about other bigger issues?

U start to see me point? And another thing to note is wat I have said above is “pretty” in the state of mind of the said person. How so? If a ugly thinks that he is “pretty”, he will take over the “pretty” self egoistical syndrome. But if a “pretty” thinks that she is “ugly”, boy, u hit gold mine. Just grab and fuck first. Reasons and considerations come much later.

So conclusion is, ugly ppl can stand pretty ppl. And pretty ppl are too pretty to stand any shit. So we, opps, sorry pretty ppl leave these to ugly ones. Face it, it pays to be handsome. U get stares in public transport, ppl gives u more fries/chili sauce when u go to fast food joints, u get shy glances from chio bus and u fare better in interviews. And yes, this syndrome applies even to me.