Yoz ppl, i got something todae about how some organisation works. And i feel that it sux. Its about one of the most urban legendised church in singapore, or rather, the worst church/cult in singapore, to date. (I will get killed in the streets by saying this statement but anyway, i rather die than keep mum.)

So wats the thing abt them? Okie, u heard of the local music award presentation, some golden (or is it silver) songs (or is it melody) awards? Okie, u noe whos the most selling male artiste? Think those with some brain will say its Jay Chow. K, i understand, even if i hate him, that he deserves it. BUT AS FOR THE FEMALE ARTISTE? STEPHANIE SUN, U SAY? SAMMI CHENG? Sorry, all wrong... Its singapore homegrown(this "homegrown" thingy used here is meant as an insult, calling her homegrown insults singapore greatly, but as u have already found out frm reading me blog, all sorts of ppl exist) singer, who is one of the leaders at the above mentioned church, yaya no prize for getting it rite. Just to make a note, her album was the hottest hot cake, even hotter than JAY CHOW and of course, stephanie sun (paled in comparison).

Y? U ask me? How come one singer who look like crap(crap does not do her justice, shes worst than crap, pity english language is rather a new language, not much words i can use to describe stuff worse off than crap), sings like crap(she sings like an auntie whining, if u ask me), so old le still act cute, can manage to sell so much album in singapore, winning stephanie sun and jay chow, where ppl here dont bother to buy LPs but just dl mp3s? Why? And how does she manage to be so "popular" over here, at the same time, not a soul overseas else where noe of her existense? Y?

I will be damned(to infinity) if i ever keep me mouth mum over this thing. So i will tell u wat have happened, the real thing that happened, the thing that shot her to fame(incidentally, it didnt got her sacked frm show biz). WAT!?!?! U noe the reason already???? U can guess? But its not as simple as u think wor...

So i have heard frm die-hard fans of this super-influential church with an opulent church located in the west of spore(hereafter refered to as CH, [CH is a personal preference, name of my pet hamster.... sad to say, CH is dead and is burning in hell...]) that each of them are to buy 10 of her LPs each. 10!!! Shes afraid u run out of coasters at home(wat! u dont noe wat coasters r? they are the stuff u put under glasses to collect water!!!), stuff to stuff under ur table when they start to rock, or paper weights. I cant think of better use of those LPs...

Oh, she says she needs the support of the ppl frm CH. That is, to buy her album. But she stress u are not obliged wor. But if u dont buy her LPs, u kena condemn in cell groups... Sad... I really didnt noe that GOD or JESUS wants us to buy LPs... Oh our existence is to buy her LPs mah. Sorry, i shouldn have bad mouth all of us... CH ppl existence is to buy her LPs!

Just think of it, spending $200 on coasters?!?!?!?! U siao arh? Jia ba liaos!(I have eaten!) Why have none of the ppl complain? Cause they feel oblige to buy, to help out fellow christians... Hell, i need money to go UNI, anyone? No ppl make noise? Frm wat i can see, there are comments made but at the end of the day, ppl just say that they are helping their own group member, nothing is wrong, watsoever, as they are not held gunpoint to buy her LPs. U need to keep in mind those comments have to be neutral and cant take any stand, as they need to be politically, socially correct. Articles like this article u r reading now will never be printed to the mass public, even though its full of wit and humour. Thats the way world works, welcome to the real world ppl!!!!

Conculsion, this "up-and-coming" singer-cum-spiritual leader will continue to come out high class coasters even if not a non christian in this world buy her album. Why? Records company will continue to expliot her CH members and earn. She can go on singing her crap and such, i wouldn even use her LPs as coasters, the pictures sux so much, they belong in the incinerator.