Yo ppl long long time no post le. Ha ha time past so fast, one more working week and i am out of the army!!!!! Cheers! And no reservist to boot!!!! Heehee.

So recently nothing much really happened, except that me akd lessons starts next week tues. And recently i got alot of ppl to read me blog and there are alot of comments.(Dont think they will ever come the second time, heehee)

So after reading me blog, some say me english is beri good!!! Thank you alot alot!!!! I noe some dae ppl will realise how good me england are and hold me in regards. Heehee just like william hung....(Talking abt william, that guy really really is famous rite now wor. Got paid singing and acting, got record company wanting to cut albums for him, i got friends who will kill to get those offers, and girls lining up in singapore wanting to marry him. All i can say to the girl is[she got a pretty face wor, u can see the comment at williamhung.net], if u r really that desperate, there is always me :) And some ppl say they read me blog to get to noe me, and after that, they didnt get back to me for some time... I wonder why... Oh ya and some say that im desperate for a gf, though desperate is not the word, onli in the english dictionary there are no words that describes "in dying need of" better than the word "desperate"(anything more will have an undertone of insanity, i still think meself sane :) but its more like desperate X100. :) There u go, u got all ur queries answered.

So wat have i to blabber abt this time? I was chatting wif me grp of friends the other dae(wat other dae? i dont noe lar) and the topic that singapore got no culture popped out. Being a clever alec(im not smart, k?) i said that singlish is a singapore culture.(Yeah u can see that i truely support it, just look at me site :) And they say that the government here are stamping it out.(oh no they cant... my site bears truth... at least i am not fined...) Yeah i feel so too. The government here have the tendency to stamp out stuff they dont noe or feel is bad...(yeah, the government, being all highly educated, dont noe anything abt singlish they onli noe queen's england. Singland hahaha i like it.) So there goes our culture...(point to take note, singlish made it to the webster dic, correct me if i am wrong, or does webster collect all sorts of english words vaguely english? i think the F word is in there...)

So wat is singapore coming to? Government stamping out the wrong stuff? We making news headlines for all the wrong stuff? Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to u, THE CULTURE OF SINGAPORE! We made news on being the first world to ban chewing gums, caning an european here, having the most expensive cigarettes here, trying to curb singlish, oppressive government, bo chap attitude singaporeans who couldn make a stand... Makes me wonder abt the song, stand up for singapore... No wonder it is not sang at national day anymore....

I dont normally feel like this towards our government, they are good in other ways(they are good in the defence of singapore, onli ppl with no reservist can say this, good in the economic way, i fully agree with the GST hike, good in the standard of living). The thing is, they tend to make rules that overlook ur lifes, the way we live our lifes.... Like the way we talk, the thing we eat or smoke or drink or watever. Even u making babies... I think they will make it compusory for couples to have at least 2 children if they marry. Then set a law stating this, if not, they will fine u and confiscate ur HDB flat and u cant buy a flat in the next decade. Ya i noe they like to do stuff like these... Then ppl will react by not getting married... Then government will state laws tat if by the age of 30 u r not married, they will increase ur tax every year, until u r married. Then if all else fails, he will make u bankcrupt. Okie okie me got carried away on the last sentence but take a mo to do a bit of thinking. Arent the government already increasing tax for those with no babies? Onli that they did it the other way. They say u get a tax cut if u have babies... Arh.... U r beginning to see it my way... And tax cuts if u r married too...

Haiz... The government thinks it is so easy to get married? Ppl like them, all highly educated, are diff frm me wor... Or i wouldn have time typing me blog... I will be busy making babies... Forget abt the babies thingy. Now, with the recent cigarettes hike, i think when my children(if i ever have em) grows up, the freaking ciggies will cost around $50 per twenty sicks. They tend to rise ciggies tax every year(sometimes twice) after their budget talks. Dont ask me why. I am not highly educated so i cant possibly noe or guess. And i dont really smoke. I am wat u call a social smoker. I smoke when i drink or my company smokes. So u can get it, the hike didnt hurt me, i haven buy me own pack for 3 years le. 3 years ago? I havent start smoking lar!!

So wat should the government do? Wait... I noe now... Must be some freaking minister in the government that has been slacking. And in order to act like he is working, he gives ku ku suggestions like this... How i noe this? This happens all the time in army. So i think anything that are government related sux cause they work like this. Why they dont want to sack them u say? Cause government related jobs are normally not profit driven and they dont want to cut their manpower. HEY GOVERNMENT! I THINK U SHOULD RELOOK UR ORGANISATIONAL STRUCTURE AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER!!!! DONT WASTE MY TAX MONEY!!!! I GOT NO WIFE NOR CHILDREN SO NO CUTS ON TAX FOR ME WOR!!!! Sometimes i really regret giving money to government(paying tax) cause u noe they will waste it. They waste in on overhead, buying equipment at extorbitant prices, a whole lot of stuff... Thank god there is no corruption or we with be in the leagues of our neighbours...

So wats my conclusion? I dont have anti government thinkings(i am scared of the ISD) but i really think they should work alot of stuff out. Increasing the price of ciggies is not the way to address the problem. Like they always say, dont be the one with the problem, be the one with the solution. My solution is the raise the age limit of smoking every year. Like this year age limit 18, next year 19... Then we will have a new generation with no smoke and after our generation dies(those youngers will be granddaddys, grandmommies), ban ciggies all together. Oh u think that if they violate the law, the punishment cant be harsh? Fines cant do they job? Why not just cane them or hang them? Oh sorry... I forgot... I forgot abt the shortage of ppl and babies... U noe eugenics? Ppl who break the law deserves to be hanged. End of story.