Harlo ppl. Nowadays i tend to update daily. I was late for this entry, cause i got quite a packed dae todae and yesterdae... Erm let me rephrase, these two daes, my schedule is beri the packed.

So i was wondering abt this topic, "gals". Eversince god broke Adam's ribs, guys have been troubled over women. Be it ur mum(she nags alot), ur teacher(stupid bitch i say!), ur gf(irritating piece of cute stuff that tend to get on your nerve all the time), ur mother-in-law(i wanna tell the whole wide world that all the mothers-in-laws are my worst enemies!!!!! i will kill them if i set eyes upon them!!!! remind me to find an orphan as me gf), ur wife(the lump of fat that reproduces, cooks, cleans the house, provide repeatitive and boring entertament at night that waste ur money and makes u question whats they purpose in life), ur daugthers(that cute thing that just gets watever she wants whenever she cries, waste ur money along the way) and all the bits and pieces of gals u mean now and then.

Haiz.... Gals gals, u find them irritating(ALL OF THEM INFACT), money wasting(mark my words, ppl who read my blog will never be me gf anymore), stress inducing, makes ur blood boil, waste ur time(when they do their faces and become late, wat can u say?), but as a guy, i can never live my life without them. Dont worry, i am not turning gay yet. GAYS BE GONE!!!! I WILL NEVER BE A GAY!!! U CAN WAIT TILL THE COWS COME HOME!

So wats a girl? She is one who screams when there is danger or things she detest(erm dislike she can scream le), takes forever in the toilet, puts funny powder and medication on her skin, waste ur money, forever acting cute, attention seeker, funny mood swings(they blame it on their once in a month thing, i say its bad self control), grows their nails for no apparent reason(not beautiful at all, troublesome to maintain, cumbersome to the gal...), paints their nails on their fingers and toes(i find it absolutly disgusting!), poke a pencil to their eye(eyeliner if u dont noe), trying to slim down(torturing themselves in turn by doing funny things), puts up a cold front, but gets all hot when u noe her.... I can go on and on but its getting late. U should have a picture of how bad(irritatting) gals can be le.

So from wat i have explain above, alot of guys will tell me that thats what we find cute in gals. Okie i have to agree on that. BUT, i find it cute onli when gals i love do it, not when some other gals(esp. old, fat and/or ugly gals....) do it... It is a big big big big big X 999999 turn off... I can never describe(i am not shakespeare, i cant make my words talk feelings) the repulsion i get when other gals(definition of that explain above) do it....

So how girls? Do all those stuff in front of ur bf/hubby onli. I wonder why gals are like tat.... Hmmm... Upon intense, brain cells killing thoughts i have, i finally found the fault. It is in our culture. Just look at how ppl raise their daugthers...

I remember working in a clothes apparel shop for kids, called baseball(happens to be my happiest moment in me boring life), and a auntie came in and ask me if we sell spagetti stripes for little girls? I showed her our closest, which just happens to be a singlet. Her reply was, she wanted some thing with thinner stripes, and higher cuts that show her belly button... OMG!!! WTF????? She is onli a little girl and u make her dress like an ah lian le? Sad... I heard alot of ppl who have children say that having girls are better than boys now. U can dress them up like dolls(this is the source of the prob, ppl!) and spoil them mad. U wondering that how come guys not involve? I tell u! Guys are oso equally spoilt but we got army to keep us in check during our coming of age!!!! So thats why!!!!

One thing i can never stand gals is that they just scream when something goes wrong(their parents never let them go throught problems, guys outside help them just to be gentlemanly) and expect ppl to help them... In turn, they look cute, in need of protect... I cant think of anything else le.... Thats what i cant stand. I always admire girls who are independent in this area! And so many of them cant think on their toes. Heeheehee i noe i will get alot of gals angry over this section but i would like to say, if u dont fall under this catergory, u have nothing to be angry about mah.

How ppl, how? How can we help the world to get a better female population that no need us guys to trouble ourselves over them? I dont noe, i still get a kick out of helping them(i can laugh evilly(i dont noe if this word exist, root is evil) at them in my mind). I noe alot of guys wouldn want to change it too... Hmmm stigma le... Hahahahahaha.

I will leave this topic hanging, anything u wanna tell me, complain, add on, pls send an email to me at mai_shuranui@yahoo.com. Dont ask me who mai shuranui is, u dont wanna noe. Afterthoughts, the word "gals" is created as a slang. U get it when those fwf(f***ing white foreigners, a new term i coined) pronounce "girls". U always hear "gals". Why? They use too much of their nose when speaking. Ever heard a fwf pronounce "ghost"? Yayayay vaguely similar to "gals", no? Thats what u get when a young gal with no idea on how to apply makeup do to their faces. They become faceless... Face that are white in color, two rosy(problem with blushers) colored cheeks, dont they remind u of those little chinese ghost zombies that jumps around? And u noe the word "ghouls"? Its a word for zombies, onli ghouls are more lifelike. Wat look like ghouls? Ever saw old auntie(so old they can be my grandmama) who try to look young? They dye hair, rebond, apply makeup sooooo thick, u thought u saw the skin flaking.... Looks like a ghoul to me.....

Hahahahaha so much for todae, hope u guys have a great dae ahead. No quotes or wat todae... Erm... Let me think of one... I will used my most frequent line when i say to my good friends. "U dont need alot of friends, just few good ones." - Banedon.