Yoyo! Just pass me 21th bday! Okie lar, i no life, spend the whole dae sleeping at home but that was good! Didnt even have to urge to go out play kof or magic... Sian cause one of me magic kaki studying O levels and another kof kaki now in australia or somewhere outer space for his exersice... Hahaha me no ppl go out wif me, will stay at home sleep one!
Jialat nowadays cannot at home surf net cause me free mysingtel account password have been changed(by my brother, not by me lar) and i cant go in. They damn cucoo one. Who got free starhub account or any account not using can gimme? Plz?
Sian... Todae doing duty in camp, thats why got net surf. Okie lar u must be wondering why i got internet in me camp. Because i good life soldier! Ppl serve army need to train like shit, burn weekends(okie, im burning one now!) and stay in camp but me stay out one, no reservist, and got net to surf. Hahaha cause army i setup one!(wait kena caught for bad mouthing the biggest organisation in Singapore,i use caps in Singapore hor, that waste the most of Singapore funds, money, watever u call them.)
Yawn... Just now one of me regular staff in me unit come late, Want me to bluff the whole world sae he come earli wor. Tekan him then he noe!
But anyway... Some of me friends wanted to see me tok about The "*Coconut Tree"*(Very very loosely translated from chinese) in me blog.(Think they are the onli ones reading so might as well, u noe, blog abt the tree). If u still dont noe wat the "Coconut Tree" stands for, ur IQ is equvilent to all the IQ of the staff in my unit.(Hey! After u add up all the scores, its not even close to half of mine!)
I pity those who cant even understand me above paragraph but anyway, after intense discussion with all me friends and ppl i noe(i was leading them or doing all the toking, as u can noe from the above), we have come to a conclusion that all the err and destruction, watever, have roots to the "Coconut Tree".(DAMN! I should cut and paste the word "Coconut Tree" cause its a chore to type! See lar! Even onli as a word oso so troublesome.)
I noe u must be wondering about why i said that but if u think logically, the big picture, my friend, both sides of the terror war(watever) have their roots to the "Coconut Tree". One side is the muslims, the other, the christians(okie there is oso the jews but that got to wait. And no, catholics come after that.) You might not have noe this but both of this religion are the same before, long before "Coconut Tree" was born and they call that period, BC.(Okie numskull, now noe wat "Coconut Tree" is liaos?)
For ur infor, muslims quran and the old testaments in the christians bible are similar. Or rather, the same. One great diff is that christians believe that "Coconut Tree" is the son of god but muslims call "Coconut Tree" muhammad and believe him to be the messenger of god. So now u have two diff group of religion. U still dont believe? Lets go down to the names. Muslims can name their offspring micheal. It is a legit muslim name. Remember Jacobs in the bible, its Yacob or something similar in pronounciation.(Obviously i forgot lar!) They are quite a few names that are similar but i onli remember these. (Me bad memory! Me wanna sleep...)
Then there is a similarity in both religion. Number one, both of them dont idolise figures. Number two, guys in those religion circumsize(u noe, cut off the foreskin of their private, and result in the thing shortening a few inch... Dont look at me, its medically proven it shorten, okie lar, a few cm not so much as inches). But now strict christian or rather, certain clans or sub groups of christian do that. No, i dont think protestents do that anymore. Number three, both of them uses this cliche term, "Everyone is afraid of the TRUTH, thats why they dont believe in us." After that, they didnt really tell u the truth.
Looking back into the history of the world, everything and anything to do with "Coconut Tree" will result in blood. Muslims got jihad(not gihad, u bloody US sniper cockhead). And christian got their holy war for holy grail. Arh! U start to see it me way! Jews are being killed elsewhere in the world, thats different. They have the most followers in the world.(Christians are slightly less than half of the worlds population, Jews have beri little left and Muslims are as many malays are is. Dont try and tell me some malays are not muslims cause some non muslims are muslims, so there! So add all up i think alot more than half of the world population have something to do with "Coconut Tree").
I noe that muslims are not all bad. Its how u look at the religion, or rather, how u understand or perseive from the particular religion. But thats not the point. I am not pointing at which religion is good or bad but pointing it at the "Coconut Tree"!
Okie, lets us take for example, that the "Coconut Tree" is someone human, a down to earth human with a contorted mind. Okie i noe, u can think it as me, or rather him as me, no problem. This guy wants to have ppl listening, following him(like tat free food and free roof mah, and yes, he is a faggot). So he come up with this religion. Cause it stuck him that ppl are living aimlessly. They dont noe wat they are living for. Cause most of them see death will come no matter wat and loses the hope or will to live on. So this guy create a world, named it heaven and told ppl if u do alot of good stuff, u go their after u die. And he name another world, hell, and said, if u do bad stuff(not believeing in god) u go hell. Then ppl believe him and he do a few indian magic tricks(u noe, they can kill ppl and revive them) and ppl spread his story far and wide. I wouldn be suprise if most of the maricle he did are created as the stories got passed down.
Haiz. i will rite all this another dae. Byebye folks. Sorry for bearing wif me for so long.
