Harlo ppl, its me again, blogging on a saturday. If u r wondering, its because i am working now in my company, watching some guys from other companies setting up their servers in my server room, nothing to do, so i decided to blog now. And i will keep u guys some wat updated on wats going on in me poor, miserable life, which some of my friends considered interesting. Let me correct them, it is as interesting as u want to make it out to be. And u can make urs interesting too, if u can find the time.

So i am having my aikido grading tomolo, and still considering whether to go for a 5 yrs guitar course... Hmmm... And after working this new job, i dont have time to read anymore. If i go home on the dot, i will reach home about 8. Then after dinner and a bath, its nearly 9 and factor in the time taken to chat wif me gf on the phone, i sleep at around 12. Considering i read b4 bedtime, it will be 1 or 2 before i turn in. And i need to wake up at around 7 so i sleep about 5 hrs daily. And like wat my friend said, it is still managable, u just need to get use to it. And trust me, u will feel "high", aka light headed, every dae, and the effect kicks in after lunch, and if u consume 3 - 4 cups of strong coffee they serve here, u tend to be "high-strung" and short tempered. Also gastric kicks in... Damn, the effects of coporate life... Im beginning to get used to this... My sanity... Its slipping... Arh.... The mysteries of coporate life.

And out of all these, i take time to ponder on greek phylo, darwin evolution, guitar tabs, mark twain writings, and aikido moves. Arh... I am so proud of myself man... Hahahaha. If u tell me studying is stressful, no time for other stuff, try working in a coporate world. My company ppl never leaves till 9 pm, even though the offical time for knocking off is 6. And some stays till 11 30, or even overnite. God... I noe the pantry here is good and stuff but why do they have to do this? i wonder... Arh the mysteries of coporate world... And they come back working on weekends too, even if we are a five day work dae type of company. And you tell me study no time? Time is there, my hr in a dae is 24 hrs, same as u man. So if i have the time, u have the time, pure and simple.

Sianz... So wat am i to blog about todae except crapping about my new work? Recently, while searching for greek phylo online, i stumble on to aristotle. Yeah, if u dont noe, its the student of plato. And aristotle is oso one that is into this sort of thing, but he is more into natural phylo than moral phylo. So wat the hell is natural phylo, or some of them say physical phylo? Since back then, ppl oso wonder about how the world is created and wat the world is made out of. So they employ phylo, or that line of reasoning to explain the origin of the world.

So lets project ur mind back into the BC period, say about 300+++ BC, which is about 3 centuries before jesus smelt his mum pussy. Talking about this, it kind\ of make me understand why guys feel loved whenever he smell the smell of pussies.. Hahahahhaah. Anyway, back then, if u read some of those phylo works, u will understand that they use alot of logical reasoning when they come to tackling big issues, stuff like is there really god, and wat is good and bad? And the funny thing is that they view it in a totally third person view, deviod of any feelings regarding that question, never letting their opinion ruin the results. Trust me, it takes some practise and brain power to do it. And they went further and try countering their own results. Not like darwin who did it to reject controversy. They did it to prove that they are smart. No lar, they did it because they feel that its cool. No, how the hell would i noe? They didnt state why, just that thales started it and greeks just follow. But ppl now thinks that its so cool and started to study it, and open a whole new area of study on it, u noe lar, phylo, or philosophy, just to let u noe i can spell it, just lazy to type it out in full.

So back then, they question the existence of god, and wat the world is made of. To them, the world is made of 4 elements, alrite smart alec, its in BC okie? So just the thought about elements is great enuff, better than ppl now who tot everything are created by, he who must not be named, an omnipotent force. To the greeks, those four elements are fire, air, earth, water. In that order. Why have they come out with such stuff?

They concluded that everything living are made of earth, since when u die, u return to dirt, of course and some water, and some fire that breath life in u. And u oso breath air. And everything else seems to be created from either one. U can see the facination on fire since then... No, since the apes first saw it. But anyway, everything can be found to be from the roots of these four elements. And i will use wat the christian are so pround of to explain why the greeks are so great. The skill to bullshit and use the shit to smear ur eyes, so that u will think i make sense. Behold.

Greeks are 100% right on the facts that things are created on four elements. Image all the metals, carbon, ratioactive elements and wat not are found in earth. So they got that part of the elements and stuff right. And the rest of the elements are in the air. Stuff like oxygen, hydrogen and stuff. And with water, they already found out that molecules exist.(wrong le wor but i dont think u will realise if i never state this) And with fire, they already state that potiential/heat energy exist. And so, greeks proves how the world are made of, in just 4 basic elements. Kudos!

Anyway, they rate them fire, air, earth, water in this order. Why? Since fire keeps rising, they concluded that fire exist above everything. And since water falls from the skies(aka rain) and gets absorb by earth, they put it at the bottom of the list. So wat about earth and air? Air exist above earth, logical mah, so if some thing is in mid air, it will fall back to earth. Arh... So this explains gravity too. Smart, those greeks. So u get the picture of why there are 4 elements and how they are ordered.

So lets come back to aristotle.(wait im not even half way done yet) This guy loves nature. He is like the older version of darwin. If u havent already noe, greek is located at the right of italy, north of the mediteranien sea(i didnt bother to use dictionary.com) and africa, west of rome and the likes. So ppl living there, if they travel around the med sea, gets to see all sorts of funny different life forms. And aristotle even went up to asia minor, wherever the fuck that is. And he did disecting on everything alive, yes humans too, and charted what he saw. One thing bad is they come to the conclusion that heart is the center of the body, whereas the brain is a cooling device for the blood. And i agree with them. With the amount of blood going into the head and the hair on the thingy, i am oso bound to think that it is used for cooling. Scientist now never state that ppl with brain disorder oso have heart problems. They dont want to sound stupider than greeks, thats why. But then he came up with a few good classification on wildlife.

For example, he sort out dolphins as mammals. Since they gave birth to their youngs live, and have a placenta, u noe, the bloody piece of meat that u get ur lifeblood from before u get to smell ur first pussy? Oh... I pity ceaserian birth ppl. Nvm, and aristotle is smart enuff to classify another type of fish that gives live birth as fish, as that kind dont have the placenta. Arh..... Now u see? Smart no?

And since he tablulate his findings on all sorts of animals, evolution seems apparent. Arh so ppl who believe in creations never bother to see this tablulation. It is facinating as u can see alot of animals having similar parts within a small group, and smiliar other parts with another group. U need to see this to get the picture. So much for aristotle. And while reading these on aristotle(screw plato), i stumble onto the god of evolution theory, some call him father, father of evolution, that is, charles darwin. And reading his stuff, which i guess most of u already noe abit of it, i came upon this book called "the origins of species" written by him. Hell, i will be damned if i get one. And it is stated that it is a damn thick book.

And lucky me, while browsing in a mph bookstore with me gf, i happen to see this book, on a cheap paper back, costing less than 15. So guess wat i did? I took that book and stuff it up the nearest christian's ass. Sorry, i didnt but i would love to. I just paid for it using my gf's money. Anyway, i took that book and went back home to learn.

Reading through the intro and 2 chapters, i was totally blown away. All evolution theories out there are flawed. Even darwin himself admits that there are some stuff in the theory that are still unexplained. But he gave some clues and suggestions on it. Cool guy. He charted most of the stuff he saw during his voyage onboard the beagle. And gave a few evidence on how and why it happen. I began to believe more in this and starting to hold this book as my bible. And yes, its cheaper than the average bible out there. U need to noe, evolution are free whereas god needs ur money. God is watching u.

And i snagged a few twain books home too, just in case darwin gets too boring. And my, its one of my fav america authors. I tot they are onli capable of trashy novels. Now i noe that all the rest 'cept twain comes up with thrashy stuff.

Okie, about the stuff on evolution, i will leave it on the next blog issue, this issue is getting bulky. And oso reasons to why ppl condemn jews and why they dont have a homeland, and no, it has nothing to do with the bible. Until next time, i am the smartes atheist out there.

Harlo its me again. So miss me already? Yeah I noe I didn’t update this site for a long time but the reason is at my work place, I cant seem to be able to update in blogspot… Nvm I will try again.

So I am going for grading in aikido next week sat, once I get my blue I will join multi dojo and maybe get a full weapon set. And recently, I got this sudden urge to go and learn classical guitar for 5 years and get till grade 6 or 8. And of course, my gf say I am siao after noeing this. Guitar course cost 47+++ per month, one week once and each time onli an hour. And if I start multi dojo training, I will not have enuff time for friends anymore, onli enuff for martial arts, music and gf. Boy… No more arcade but this will make me save up more. Enuff of me stuff.

But just to add, I realize that being a aikido instructor earn nuts. They onli give u an allowance. U need to have the passion for it, if u r in it for the money, u will wilter and die.

Okie so wat am I blogging todae? Recently I discovered this site on the net, the greatest website in the universe!, by this guy call Maddox. Just search Maddox and u will understand. He is a guy with a damn big ego when he is online and his site received one of the highest traffic in the net community and he didn’t even advertise nor update frequently. That’s how good it is man. But he writes controversial stuffs in a true and witty manner. A lot a lot better than wat I am doing now and a lot more interesting. He got funny theory for everything, stuff like why his page is in big fonts, white words on black bg. Quite interesting.

So the bulk of wat I am going to blog about todae revolves around my gf’s encounter with her roommate. Her roommate told her that the more ugly u r, the more handsome ur bf is. Apparently her roommate said this after noeing how I look. Boy, am I flattered or wat? If u wanna noe, I am flattered either way.

So my gf was telling me about the philosophy classes she is going through and I decided to analysis this problem, Socrates (pronouns as SO-CRA-TESS, but I still think it should be pronouns as SO-CRATES) style. So lets ponder the question of why handsome guys like ugly gals and why pretty gals like ugly guys.

We can come up with a few concept of why this happens. Normal ppl like u and me will always factor in the “money” reason, us being poor fucks (after reading that Maddox webby, I sort of kena brainwash by him, when u wanna curse, just curse out loud, no point using f*ck and all, they are all wimpy. How very true.) and all. And of course, there is the “eyes got stamps on it” theory, the “desperate” syndrome, or the opposite attract phenomenal.

All the reason stated above are all bull shit we say to make ourselves feel better. So lets start pondering Socrates style. Why do we want cute and pretty gf/bf? Is it because they are cute so we want them? Cause in a relationship u seek companionship, understanding, love, care, concern, sex and none of these are relative to how “cute” or “pretty” the other sex is. So when you want a cute gf, is it because you want to fuck/fondle a cute girl, or because u like to show off ur cute gf to the rest of the world? Remember, having a very cute gf in turn makes u very ugly.

Don’t tell me all the crap that u like looking at her, like wat Chinese call “yang yen”, literally translate, like food to the eyes, or crap like I love her, she just happens to be cute and chio. So do u love her because she is cute and chio, or you love her, she just happen to be cute and chio? If you look at the distribution curve, u will somehow understand wat I mean. Am I like Socrates? Gives u two side of the arguments but the whole thing not to the point of wat I am presenting. Nah, I was just kidding, don’t quote me.

So how did this phenomenon happen? Wat is the reason that handsome guys like ugly gals or pretty gals like ugly guys? Not to say that there are no pretty and handsome couples but they are even further away from the mean. So wat is the reason proposed by this Socrates wannabe? (Actually I don’t give a fuck to who the hell Socrates was. Don’t noe how he look like, didn’t really read his works, just know that he is a irritating piece of crap that doesn’t take any stand in his own arguments lying rotted in a grave rite now. And a lot of ppl read and enjoy his works, which doesn’t mean anything, judging how stupid the general population is. So to roughly quote Maddox, this is my site and I write whatever I want in it. If u don’t like it, don’t read it, and to me, myself and I, this is the greatest site in the whole universe. BOY! This feels damn shiok! *ego inflated*)

So considering all chio bus noe that they are chio and all handsomes noe that they are handsome, ppl who are good looking tend to have bigger ego, more self centered, more dao and tend to “diao qi lai mai”, loosely translated, hang themselves up to sell. Hmmm translated Chinese sayings always lose it charm…. English is a crude language.

So you noe that if u r self centered, normally u will like to shortchange ppl and u don’t like to feel shortchange. Like for example, beautiful ppl tend not to stand ppl who come late, while they themselves like coming late. So if u r a beautiful person waiting for another beautiful, u will feel shortchange. And a quarrel will come next. But wat if u r the ugly person waiting for the beautiful one? U tend to take it considering how beautiful the other party is. Let’s face it, if a normal waiting incident is already like this, wat about other bigger issues?

U start to see me point? And another thing to note is wat I have said above is “pretty” in the state of mind of the said person. How so? If a ugly thinks that he is “pretty”, he will take over the “pretty” self egoistical syndrome. But if a “pretty” thinks that she is “ugly”, boy, u hit gold mine. Just grab and fuck first. Reasons and considerations come much later.

So conclusion is, ugly ppl can stand pretty ppl. And pretty ppl are too pretty to stand any shit. So we, opps, sorry pretty ppl leave these to ugly ones. Face it, it pays to be handsome. U get stares in public transport, ppl gives u more fries/chili sauce when u go to fast food joints, u get shy glances from chio bus and u fare better in interviews. And yes, this syndrome applies even to me.

Harlo ppl, its me again. It has come to the time where i update my blog base on stupid yet creative ideas. I am going to start on the funny ways humans work.

For starters, lets discuss the work attire for humans whole wide. Guys wear long sleeves shirt, pants and leather shoes. Why long sleeves? This must be one of the few mysteries that onli god noes... Long sleeves dont really look that formal. Blazer does that. Long sleeves shirt onli shows how bad ur table manners are. Pants just squeeze ur balls and leather shoes makes ur feet stinks, ur feet cant breath in them... Know the reason why singaporean guys got stinky feet? Feet are shown less of the world than ur dick.

So my conculsion is that guys should wear skirts,(blessed those malays) and sandals to work. Paint ur toenail and u have an excuse of wearing sandals to work, just like the girls. And complain that u have bludging balls so as to wear skirts. I shall hold one of these demostration on the streets one of these days, equality to men and women, we should not show courtesy to women anymore, not unless they hit the sack with me.

See u, bz now, headache.....

Harlo its me again. Blogging now at work again. Just back from a long date with my new company's toilet bowl. Not the best toilet bowl i had dated but still one of the top notches, if u consider those toilet bowl u find in neighbourhood.

Anyway, after that long date, i realise that wearing shirt and pants makes the process a annoying one. One of the few things that guy wear needs some major overhaul.

U see, i am wearing a reversible belt. Its those funny belts where u can flip its head and the belt itself is colored differently on two sides. Yes yes, one side black, the other side brown. So since the belt buckle, sorry i used head just now, no puns intended, can be flipped around, u can guess wat i did to the buckle while i am having the long and relaxing date with the bowl. Think Andy lau's hit song.

And so, my buckle now can do a 10 to the power of 9 times freestyle spins in just one wack. I wack it with my fingers, in case u r wondering. So now i have a freestyle capable belt buckle. Hahahahaha.

Back to my original topic, wearing long sleeve shirt and clearing up the debris after the date with the bowl, ur cuffs tend to get in the way. Might be my cuffs loves picking up debris but it will be unsightly and repusive when i take the public transport. And so due to my dexterity and careful planning, my cuffs manages to escape that ill fate.

And u should noe that shirts are long after all and the end of the shirt oso faces the same problem. And belts tend to squezze ur stomach, making them bulge in return. And leather shoes makes ur leg stinks, it cant breath. And pants, urgh..., it just contrain my balls...

So u see, guys should be the ones wearing skirts. Gives more room for the balls. Clever malays... I will promise not to discriminate againt them inf*d*l p*gs anymore. And the reason why singaporean guys have stinky feet? They make us wear boots in army, and leather shoes when working... Our feet breaths even lesser than our dick, that explains the smell. Oh, and the smell of ur dick too. Mine clean smelling. Girls? Girls can wear sandals to work man.... Sad.... That is why they dont have smelly feets. Maybe i will lead a demostration to allow equal rights to guys and gals. Guys should be able to wear skirt and sandals to work too. Maybe we can protest my wearing toenail gloss and complain that if we are waring shoes, how the hell can ppl see our pretty handicraft?

And belts... My god... Thats the reason for my tummy. I remember reading somewhere that actually belt is a sucky piece of leather. Should wear suspenders. Better for the body, and u dont need to punch holes if it dont fit anymore. And once when i was in the mrt, an old man came up to me and ask me wat research i was doing after knowing i was from reasearch int. After some crap talking(and he cant hear me half the time), he proceed to show me that belt is a crap invention. This own pants is being held up by a zip like thingy that he proclaim tailors nowadays have lost the art of making one le. And i dont noe how it works too... Looks like a pocket watch pocket with a zip afix to it. And he went on to show me american short hand and british shorthand. THEN I REALISE SHORTHAND IS NOT WAT I NOE!!! The brits shorthand looks like arabic characters, if u happen to see em. And he tells me its more accurate... God help him. He went on to say that recording of speeches is not accurate cause it recorded other noices, conversations and such. So shorthand better. Very true. I always support the idea of stoning a condemn man than to hang him.

So thats all the stuff i have for u guys todae. Aikido later. Ciaos.

Harlo ppl. So its time for me to update this blog again. And yes, i am a few hours late. Working rite now, and having a mind blank... I want to go eat haigen daiz!!!! Rum and raisin!!!

Hahahahaha just thinking of rum and raisin eases my headache already! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Nvm...

So i am learning photoshop 6.0 in my office. Damn good program but u can see that it is not made with the average user in mind. Damn not intutive. Not meant for stupid ppl like u.

Sianz... Arh... My rum and raisin is waiting for me... gtg...

Harlo ppl. Once again, its early morning 9 29, and i am cooped here in me office, trying to earn some time off by blogging. Hell, blogging doesnt really makes me relax, it starts to feel like a chore nowadays, esp when i have nothing to blog about...

Recently at work, my boss asked me to bring back a laptop and design some mouse pad for him. So good thing is, i got a laptop, and the bad thing is, i need to bring work home and do... Okie, so if u didnt already noe, nowadays i have to wear long sleeves shirt and pants to work. And carrying a laptop around. DAMN! Now i really look like a working adult. But then the freaking laptop is so freaking heavy, it nearly broke my arm when someone knocked into me when i was carrying that accursed piece of dung.

Anyway, i forgot to mention that at 31 aug, i was cordially(dont noe how to speel and dont noe wat i means) invited to the teachers day celebration dinner by my former school. And guess wat? I won the first prize for the lucky draw thingy. So now i have a brand new sony mini compro sitting on my computer desk. And if u ask me, it onli gave me headaches(cause i never switch it off), make me clean up my room(so that i can find a space for it, it isnt that small btw), and whenever i sleep, the light from the display keeps buggering me(i didnt switch it off, lazy).

So u might have guessed that all these problems are caused by me being lazy. Yeah i noe. But this pretty thing comes with a CD slot. So there is no cd rom tray or anything, just a thin slit, and u slide ur cd into the slit. Then something or another just grabs ur disk and run it. From wat i gather, cd roms like this spoils easily. But then again, its free. :P

And about my witty stuff, i ran out of idea. I finally realise that working like a working adult burns up all ur energy. Ur weekend are burned up sleeping and resting at home.(and of course, the work i brough home) Damn, teaching seems so much like a easier job. (wink wink linhui!)

That is all. Will update this blog again if something hit me. I mean literally.

Harlo ppl. After coming to work for these three days, i realise that whenever i am here by 9am, not a soul is around me office. They offically start work at 9, but most of them come after 9 30, presume that they went for their breakfast.

So u might have guess it, yeah, u can expect me to update this bloody long and boring blog everyday, and yes, it will be much more crappy and boring then before. This blog has now become my diary of me new work place from this moment on, until further(fuck me speeling) notice.

Hmmm i have realise that not updating my blog for these past two weeks has seriously hurt my hits on this site. I tot i would be able to break 1k hits but the end of this week but then... Nvm, i reckon more than half of this 800+ hits are generated by either me, or me gf.

So u can oso expect shorter blog issues from now. Reason being i am oso late for 10 odd mins, and i stop blogging whenever they come into office. So my real blogging time is about 10 odd minutes... This simply means shorter time to crap, and shorter time to think of good crap. So if u do miss those cream of the crap, do let me noe.

So wat have i to blog about todae? Absolutely nothing. Just realise that printing cd labels is a pain in the ass job. Pity shannon who used to do it all the time. And i thought is was so simple. Damn... Stupid cd label makers didnt have some standard in making their labels so each manufacturer have their own positioning of the labels. And the stupid manufacturers never thought of writing a program to print on these farking little piece of stupid white sticky shit. So i have to be content and try to print them in words. Man, i feel so damn stupid.

Working here i realise that army is a great place. My current work place is not ISO certified so we dont have proper paper work, dont have proper documentation and this generally makes me more miserable.... Man, i still in the transitional cultural shock thingy le... Havent recovered.

God, here they come. God bless me, if he exist anyway, it cant hurt having some big guy watching over me. No... Wait... This irks me... Nvm... Fark him.

If u havent already noe, i am now currently working in my new job le. U might be surprise to see me updating me blog so damn soon but hey, changes gives u chance to think thru lots of stuffs.

Man, i finally understand the meaning of cultural shock. After changing to this current job, i kinda miss my old sch job. I hate corporate lifestyles... Hate wearing shirts and pants, hate 3 and a half walled cubicles, hate the phone, hate the pc, everything man. Haiz... Damn i feel like dilbert, without the tie.

Man, initially got alot to crap about but the stress of sitting in my cubicle, ppl peeping over my screen, IT admin(even if i am the one in charge) remotely viewing my screen, killed all my creative blabberings. Man i need time to adapt to the working life again. Sianz... I miss lobo army and school life. I need to change!!!!!!!