30.6.05

wanted to write about the swines that live in singapore actually but time do not permit so thus i shall express my most sincere apologies. but nevertheless, these people who live in the 2nd storey and wanted to take the lift instead do exist in my block. one observation, most people who take lift and live on the 3rd story or below are overweight. it will be understandable if they have heavy groceries on their hands and have to take lift but THEY ARE NOT HOLDING ANYTHING. however, this is not surprising since they are overweight for one and that taking the lift makes them obese (so you can see that my claim is valid). whatever happens to the exercise campaign that are held last year where zoe tay walks up the stairs and asking people to climb the stairs? i believe not many will be able to remember or even bother to remember.

i am pretty tired now and i can't think anymore. hope that i can write somemore during the weekends.

27.6.05

ohh... sorry guys.... about the japan being like china, i have apparently missed out a very important portion of it (because i msn, surf forum, watch tv and write blog at the same time. so forgive me k?)
actually, i was trying to say that japan is like china in the way that products made in china today is like products made in japan 20-30 years ago. thus, i was thinking whether there will be a possibility that down 20-30 years down the road, products made in china will cost as high as products made in japan now.
truly sorry for this major mistake made. but it stirred up quite a big reaction, i am surprised that people actually read my blog entry

26.6.05

Sorry ppl, i realise my blog got worse, long time no update, content lack substance, but thank god my girl is here to save the day. At least we learn how to think after she read me blog. Hahahaha.

Ok recently got bz at work and started to step up training so i am one damn helluva bz man.

Why china ppl so arrogant? Simple. Bad upbringing, and propaganda by the government.

Bad upbringing? As all of you know, china has been having this one child policy for quite some time. So since they can only have on child, they spoil them to bits. And i will open a child care place and a series of child toys there one day. Need i say more? Most of them act like spoilt brats, so bad, it makes ben look good.

Propaganda? If u havent already realise, china government is much worse than singapore, in the sense of restricted media, bad publicity of the government, restrictive government, u name it, they ban it. Only thing we won is in the chewing gum department. At least we took a while to legalise bar top dancing, aka with pants on, while over there, other than the main cities, the citizens ban it themselves.(Or so i tot, do correct me if i am wrong)

So one can deduce that china will tell their citizens, "In 10 years time, going at our growth rate, we will overcome US and all the rest of the punies out there. We will be bigger, greater, than all the rest of the countries combined. Please do not learn english or if need be, learn it the ppl-cant-the-hell-understand-wat-u-are-trying-to-say way as this will get them to learn chinese. Better still, have a worse english standard than japan. Get the whole world learning chinese. Bluff other government into investing here and we will building cheaper alternatives next to them. Let stupid ppl rot in hell. We are the greatest since we have the most number of ppl around. Everyone of you give me a 1 RMB and we will have more than US last year's GDP."

And so they gave similar speeches in their national day/monthly government meetings/Social education/national education day so on and so forth that u will hear of it at least once in a forthnight. And it grew inside you.

So they are they ones that can go into a higher class country, dress in brands i never hear b4, speaking english i never understand, having manners i cant ever comprehend, and still goes around like they are freaking better off than you.

Sorry, i pity them. They are bigger and greater no doubt but still the people lives in the well. The greatness is a collective effort.

But i didnt have any PRC friends now.

okie okie.... i am back from a few days of reading!
now for the answer to my question :
they did this to escape from the robbery. due to the inefficiency of the enforcement of law in china (i think it was before it became a communist country), the people that are in the poorer areas robbed in the broad day light because it was the easier way out. (if singapore wan't so strict with its laws, i would rob too!!!) so you have to fear everybody when you made some money cause they will rob every single cent from you, even your dearest neighbours. thus, the people there will never get rich. i don't know what happened to the existing rich people. maybe they employed guards who robbed them. haha....

you may ask why they didn't move to the other parts of the china. the sole reason is that it doesn't make any difference. unless you are born rich, i figured out that it is hardly ever possible to strike rich in their lifetime because they still can't afford guards!

thus, our ancestors decided to cross the dangerous waters to go nanyang in hope to making it big and have at least a safe place to live in, at least not fearing too much about their money. i don't know about the making it big part since our ancestors are coolies in majority but what i know is that singapore is a safe place to live in. i'm sure all you all know what i mean.

due to this movement, we are considered as cowards who cannot make it big and have to travel to other lands to try their luck. you can see why we are being looked down by the people of china right? but one fact that they didn't realised which some of us may is that they are BANDITS!!! our ancestors are peace loving people who don't resort to violence at least. heeheez! and don't they dare look down on us! if they think that singaporeaan chinese are inferior, they should get their ass away from our land and don't destroy our bowls (although i have learnt the fact that foreign workers do create more jobs) but who needs arrogant people to create bowls for us!? we can survive without them!!!! (i am infuriated by their actions!!!)

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one more fact that you may not know. 20-30 years ago, japan was like china today. Scary? i think so. let's see what will happen in 20 years. :D i am waiting for the time to come.

23.6.05

since our taggy was talking about people from china and you may just be wondering why they are so arrogant?

there is something that i heard when i was at china. the china people (it's a short form since i am lazy to write people from china. also couldn't write chinese for the obvious reasons) really think we are inferior since only the supposedly poor people needs to escape from china to prevent themselves from being killed. so no matter how successful we chinese from overseas are, they will think that they are superior to us.

it's quite sad right? to be seen as a 2nd class people but i think we can't do much about it. unless we kill them all... however, with so many people in china, i think we couldn't do much. how about WWIII as suggested by banedon.

here's a question that i would like to ask you guys. why do you think that our ancestors wants to sail all the way to nanyang aka singapore to live here? please make your guesses and i will give u an answer that is rather surprising to me personally.

went to sk library to borrow book and the whole borrowing system is under maintenance and i was like ".... screw up.. why must maintain during opening hours... and make everyone walk through and set off the alarm." it struck me of at that point of time " why not get the books and just walk away? with so many confusion, they won't catch me right?" however, i had too many books to borrow that i decided that i should abide to the rules or i would likely be caught on the camera or something like that. i was also rather surprised that there are quite a number of people borrowing despite the fact that it is weekday afternoon
p/s:i know it's school holidays but still, i am surprised that there are so many people reading instead of playnig psp,ps2,xbox live, gameboy advance.... blah blah...

one good news was that i managed to borrow sword of truth! waited darn long for the book to appear on the shelves. however, the series doesn't include the 2nd book so i just borrowed one and three. can't wait to read the books!!! YEA!!!! AT LAST~~ but i couldn't get my hands on memoirs of geisha. shall get the book in kino someday. i really don't want to wait since half of my holidays is officially gone.

Tataz....

22.6.05

Yo ppl, its me again, to bore u with wat is happening in my life.

I got my brown belt, thank god, screwed up my working life, got my gf jealous just because of this belt. It was hard earned. But nvm....

Recently, i got to know from my intern he is taking up wind surfing. And the cost was damn cheap. I always wanted to sail but didnt have the money nor time, but now... Wind surfing is damn cheap, 40 bucks for the first lesson, then u can go out in the sea to play. And per rent, it is damn cheap, below 20 can settle le.

Arh the sun, the sea, the beach, the clouds, only no babes... But who the heck cares when u get to sail? A man gonna do wat a man gonna do.

So this entry is, WHO WANTS TO JOIN SAILING WIF ME???

Cost: $380
Two days, lunch incl, at pasir ris park that side.

Let me know if u guys interested, ya?

20.6.05

Yo ppl, its me again. If you havent noe wat i have written yesterday, its located below cause this issue is going to build up on yesterday's entry.

So i have said the best way to remove a corpse is to courier it around the world. So how do you do this?

Lets take example its that 22 yrs old china girl's corpse.

Severe her right hand at the wrist, courier it to china from taiwan, with this note: "I got one of ur little girls raped and killed. Come put your missle thru me ass." Of course, with thumb prints and the likes, they can tell the hand is frm their citizen... Wait... So many ppl there... Do they have a database of fingerprints?

Chop her feets off, courier it to malaysia from singapore, and state: "Think you can stamp your feet on us like we're ants? I will cut em' off!".

Then courier her lower torso, which incidentally contain her *ahem* cunt, to US, from brit, saying: "All these years, you are like this "part of the body" to me. You know, if someone is trying to be nice and gentlemanly, you are not suppost to bad mouth me. Learn to play nice, wanker."

Send the upper torso to Israel, from Turkey: "Some old scores, you know what i mean."

Oh and there is the head left. Shrink the head and keep it as a souvenior, at least you will be known as the one that created WWIII.

Oh, and i still want the blood over malaysia embassy. Simply because they wouldnt go and test them, just wash it away and make a huge fuss. Remember, we are talking about malaysians here.

Sorry i abused the tag board, here it is again.

Hey i missed out quite alot. But burning cant remove it. Bones are hard to burn and they left quite alot of clues. Even the normal incinerators cant burn em properly, leaving bits behind.

A known case in UK used acid to dissolve the body. It was left in industrial HCL for 6 mths and interestingly, bits of flesh, bones structure are still around. The blood water/acid still can be tested for DNA, bones to get ur dental and body measurements, somehow it will still be able to tell alot. Unless u are good in hiding stuff, or invented antimatter/anti particle, it is hard to remove a body.

But all of you guys should know how good i am in these stuff, so this is my solution if u need to hide a body. First drain it free of blood, chop it up, but make sure it is chopped up to manageable size, biggest piece should be the pelvic, upper legs and torso. Next, vacuum wrap the bits into those vaccuum wrapper machines they sell at tv media.

Next pack them up, courier them around the world. See? This is the main point. Courier them to some embassy of your choice. Lets say u courier one to the turkish embassy in Japan, One to the Japan embassy in turkey, and so on and so forth. Results? All the countries will think the other countries have something against them and u might just start the 3rd world war. Hahahahaha, nope but u will realise how stupid humans efficiency are when it reach global scale.

Some dick in some country will either wants all the control, so some cunts will just refuse to cooperate. So wat will you get?> A corpse that will never be complete(unless mankind really unite) and if it does, ppl will fight to do autopsy on it. And u bring fame to the corpse. Like the saying goes, ?????????? You are actually doing the corpse a favour, being the one that started WWIII.

Rest well. Oh ya, wat about the blood? Throw it all around malaysia embassy, its right next to my company, btw....

17.6.05

if u have not seen the tagboard, the killer was found and charged for murder today.it's kind of disappointing since it only took one freaking day to find the murderer. i heard from some people that the head is found in the flat of the murderer. is it for momento? hahaz... he must be pervertic to actually do that cause the head will rot! for heaven's sake, please dispose the head of the girl! oh ya... the girl is 22yr old and from china while the guy is 50 yr old and is the girl's supervisor and they even found the supposed place of the scene of murder. why are they so efficient??!? i was hoping that it will be like a long chase of 6 months... (i must be watching too much discovery channel!!! but interpol investigation is too cool to be missed!!)

recently, i also watched some history thingy (can't remember the title) whereby they try to put together the evidence and see whether the police has made the correct deduction. i saw the one on marilyn monroe and john kennedy. but something i noticed after some time is that they always blamed technology for not being not advanced enough and the police are not really doing their part like taking insufficient evidence. thus, they can't give a conclusion after all the work. waste all the money to do this, why not give it to me?! i am sure i can do more meanngful things with the money. if u guys wanna know about the process, i can write them down but i am not sure whether i will miss out anything or add things that are unnecessary. but i will do my best.

there is this preview thingy going on on scv and there's a preview channel where we can see movies and animes on different days. i watched the nanny (i know it's a show that is history since i think they showed in sg when i was primary school!) but i didn't understand that show at all since i don't have the standard of english that is required (not that i have it now) it was quite funny and it made me realised how bad was my english at that time and now too. i am so guilty of not mastering my command of english. but still... i can't do anything about it.
oh well... i don't want to rant on. that's all folks! (apparently, i have watched too much cartoon)

i wanna watch the batman returns, initial D and madagascar(i don't know the spelling)

16.6.05

not only banedon is cross stitching, i am doing one too. haha... but mine was a little bigger than his so i would take a slightly longer time than him. really hope to finish it this hols since it has been with me for about 6 long years... never really touched it during the past 6 years.

so for an update that everybody should have known, there is a finding of body parts at kallang river and it is cut into 4 parts, namely the head, upper torso, lower torso and legs. but as far as i know, the head and the legs are still missing and i really hope that they will find it soon. it also appeared in boxes which i think it's a little weird since we don't really find boxes lying all around and boxes can float. did the person want to be deliberately found? why not just use plastic bags? the murderer has a really unique way to deal with the body. there are no blood found in the boxes as well thus it is believed that the body is cut and left to dry before putting into the boxes. since the body parts were neatly cut, people believed that it is butcher or something like that.actually, i was thinking, if the killer really is a butcher, why did he/she(i would use a he for convenience sake) want to cut nicely and let the police suspect that they were done by someone professional? is it just because it is a work pride kind of thing? i have no idea. the girls are freaking out, fearing to go out at night.

but this is not the first time where the chopping of body happened in singapore. there is the curry case in 1980s and the tourist killing in the 1990s. so now in the 2000s, someone in sg must do something and whala.... it did happen. i believe that the killer will be found sooner or later since singapore cops never really failed but find missing people. (because there was the show about missing people on channel 5 if you have not noticed or come across just yet.)

i shall stop here and may update when i have any new updates. :)

13.6.05

Yo ppl, long time no blog le. I have not been blogging for some time so i dont think not alot of ppl willl read this entry, so...

I have started to cross stitch! Muahahahahaha. Now i noe full stitch, 3/4 to 1/4 stitch, long stitch, back stitch, laughing in stitches and french knot.(One no need to noe french kisses, its an instict...)

So thats all folks. Need to get back to cross stitching.

8.6.05

the blog has not been updated for quite a long time and it's not as if i don't want to update but i have not been going out and pigging at home. let me repeat: i am becoming a full time pig at home!!! i practically sleep at every opportunity and i calculated i slept more than 14 hours in a day. for the rest of the day, i would just be reading a little, watching television and eating my meals. it's kind of relaxing but bored. deciding i shouldn't be pigging at home anymore, i went out today to the same old suntec.
one thing that bothered me during my shopping was that one product sold in 2 different places are sold at a difference of 5 bucks. i was like ?!?!?!?!? i really don't understand there is such a vast difference. never did i encounter such a vast difference in my life. it's actually a ball marker where the people draw lines on golf balls and guess how much it cost for the more expensive shop?
it's 15 bucks!!! i could eat 2 and a half mac or 6 yami yoghurt!!! for such a worthless thing, it really is not worth that much. maybe the reason for it's high price is that golf is suppose to be a high class kind of hobby and 15 bucks shouldn't be a problem. sharks.... i hope i can spend my money without thinking.
another update of carrefour, the golf section has officially been closed. i think they figured that people who are able to afford such a luxurious hobby won't be shopping in carrefour for golf balls. Sharks!!! now i can't buy the golf ball marker at a cheap price. why didn't i buy that stupid marker earlier.... but oh well, i guess i have to go somewhere else to buy it.