Harlo ppl! Now i promise myself to update once every sundae. So stay in tune. Okie, i was advertising my blog ard and the most commonly heard comments are that my blog is too wordy. True. And the suggestions i get is to add more pics... Weird... For my blog, i believe those who regularly read it will agree that there is no related pics that i could add to my site, maybe my own pic and some porn but anyway, wat sort of pic they want? Naked guys? And sorry, as wordy as my blog is, i cant do much to change it. Its like that, for ur info, like it or not.

So u might have known that me am currently working in a sch. All the possible stuff that can happen are explained in the previous post. Current fav pasttime is a game call initial d arcade stage thats onli available in the arcade. Hahahaha got my first star and completed the second course le!!! The rest, i spend it working or slacking.

So wat interesting topics do i have for u guys this post? Frankly, i cant think of anything interesting now... Was piss off with someone so cant think straight now. Hmmmm.... Nothing to blog... This onli means that i am living meaninglessly these few daes... Nothing interesting happened, nothing interest me, was thinking abt no problems or watsoever recently... In other words, i am not really thinking this one week.... Must be too stressed up over work le...

Currently wat i have on my mind(i still think it is more appropriate to use "in my mind" not "on my mind". Stuffs u are thinking are happening inside ur mind, not on it...) is ways to get past through hairpin turns at 150+ km/hr, ways to increase speed, gear shifting ratios and the like... Hmmm think it is time i tell my practical driving lessons le... After this pay dae...

U guys must be wondering why i kept crapping abt me life this blog issue. Be grateful. It is not every post i do this. This is one of the very few where i let u guys noe more abt me. Not that u want to noe, i noe tat, just to bore u guys to death. U shouldn blame me, i already ask u guys to let me noe of anything interesting and i will crap abt it here. But the mails didnt come.

The most interesting thing that happen recently is the collaspe of Nicole Highway, and the suspected SARS cases in mainland China. Wat i feel abt the nicole highway thingy? I have no feelings wat so ever. Why so? I dont travel on that road to work(read: not affected) and no one i noe died. This collaspe isnt anything, just a normal construction accident that suay suay happen on a bz road. Onli like 4 died. There are worse construction accidents but the dont get that much media coverage as it didnt affect ur lifes. It didnt affect mine. Wat i am interested to noe is who will get all the shit frm this accident and get the sack.

Abt the SARS cases, its over at mainland china le... So far away... Dont think will affect us so i didnt really care much over it.

Since now i am blogging offline, i just cant stop typing... Convulsive typing syndrome.... Hahahahaha. But i noe u will keep reading as i just might add an interesting topic at the very end. Evil me.... Heeheeeheee.

But i will stop here. Sad dae... Nothing much happen, me onli thinking of my May pay and spend it all on Initial D. Take care.

Harlo! Me back! So todae was my second dae in sch! For ur info, i was tranferred frm springfield sec to rivervale pri. Kinda sad... No more sec sch chiobu... But nvm, this place is alot nearer to my home and i cut down alot on travelling expenses. Yeah.

Abt sch, this rivervale pri impresses me. Now pri sch childrens are sooooooo damn pampered. The teachers cant scream at them, cant raise their voices at them, cant insult them or they go complain to their parents and in turn the teachers get it... And the teachers are so moody when having lessons. They are totally diff when i get to noe them personally. Hmmm... Teachers are poor things....

One thing i hate abt being in pri sch is the SMELL!!!! Trust me, if u have a pri sch siblings or if u happen to be in a pri sch, u will detect a very funny smell, which my upper study describe as "kids' smell". Its the type of smell that we guys call "ru chou wei gan" or the milk stink havent dry yet, or rather the milk stink is still on them. I tell u, the smell is very overpowering... So much so that i get a headache by being in the lab for too long... No joke... Worse that ah nei(indian workers) smell...

Anyway i like the job. I go around and little kids call me teacher, canteen aunties call me teacher, and prefects in the sch bow to me and greet me. Man! Wat a life and im suppose to be lower raking than teachers! Hahahahaha nvm. Think i might convert to teaching soon.

I can surf the net infinitely in sch but the connection is slower than wat i am using, which happens to be a 56k. Sianz.... But anyway, thats all for todae. I love children(esp. little girls) EXCEPT FOR THE SMELL!!!!!

Harlo ppl! This will be my last entry for the week(ya lar i noe! todae sundae le!) but nvm i try to update as fast as possible after i start working, provided interesting stuff happens. U guys should noe me well enuff tat i wouldn post wat little things that i did, stuff like i brush my teeth, bathe, sleep or watever(incidentially, i nv brush my teeth todae... erm i never brush them if i am not waking up early for work. Heehee).

So wat interesting stuff happened? One of my net friend, Eva, showed me this girly forum. We were chatting abt forums and she said that there are forums for gals. So being me(u noe wat i mean), i popped down and have a look. Go try http://www.flowerpod.org.

Abt wat i feel abt forums, i find that singapore forums sux, big big time. How so? Ppl here are not as informed, didnt think as much as other ppl frm other countries. So singaporeans gave stupid comments, flame ppl, and used very broken english(hey! i noe wat u are thinking! my english not as bad, k?!?!). Really really disgraceful. So whenever i went to an international forum, i can guess if that guy is frm singapore. He will be rude(Cant even thank ppl), stupid(just go one and see), cant take it when ppl correct their errors and they will start flaming the other poor guy in broken english... Sad... I guess its all in our culture... Some of my friends totally agree wif wat i just said, even though we are singaporeans. Cause ppl frm other countries are really helpful and sometimes they do stuffs that i didnt expect them to do. Oh it depends on the country too.

So like wat i was saying, that forum is rather cool. Gives us clueless guys an insight into the other sex that has puzzled and facinated us since dinosaurs. Frm wat i gathered frm the site, girls, when they are in diff age groups, expects diff stuffs frm guys. Read the forum abt "wat is the most romantic thing that ur bf ever did to u" or something like tat. Wat i find is young girls, say girls below 25 or girls who haven have experience in relationship(hereafter refered to as r/s), find that when their boy boy gives flowers, brings them home to their doorstep(funny, ever since the beginning of time, gals cant go home on their own...), buys plush toys, they find all this romantic.... And older gals then to take care and concern as romantic. Stuffs like boy boy calling u in the middle of the night that he misses u(young gals need to sleep mah), waking u up in the middle of the night to take medication, giving them a shoulder to cry on, listening to them(oh how gals yak....), saying u love them when the least expects it.

So conclusion? Guys have spoilt gals too much. They have become so dependent on us that they even need us to bring them home(oh ya, research has shown that gals cant remember roads... my fault, i forgot). Wat shall we do? We need to tell them tat us bringing them home is a priviledge for them, not an entitilement u get when u become my stead. If u dont understand, it means that if i bring u home, its because i like it, so i do it. U dont expect it. So if i dont bring u home, u cannot blame me. Guys, we should stand up together, setup a "men's charter" and tell those women that they cannot push us guys around anymore. Just think, if u never do this now, this stigma will never end... It will continue till our grandchildren's grandchildren and guys then will oso undergo wat we been through. So we must put a stop to all this and help our children. We must let the gals noe that watever sweet little things we do, its because we want to do it, they cannot expect it.

Sorry back to wat i said, younger gals need guys to do more expensive things and older gals just needs more care and concern. My opinion? If the gal really loves u, even when u just look at her and smile, she is contented le. U dont need to go to extreme measures to impress her(u wasted enuff in the courtship, remember?) . Like wat i say, if they really love u, even ur fart they will say it smells nice.

Wat i have just said doesnt mean that guys should not do sweet little things for her. It simply means that they cant expect us to do it, then we do it. We must let them noe that when we do it, she should be happy to get it; not expecting it frm us, then we dont do it. And after i read this forum, i realise that i cant go for younger gals le... Just to let u guys noe, i will try to curb my paedophillic intent le... Sad but true... Older gals wif more experience in relationships tends to appreciate all the little things. They really noe if u really mean it when u do those little little stuff. But them again, guys tend to be more careless wif these sorts of little stuff. Dont blame us, blame the army.

And there is another one that interest me. "Wat will ur bf do when a sexy lady strips if front of him and dance?" Then frm there, i realise alot of gals have no faith in their boy boy. And if i am not wrong, they expect that faith frm us guys... God... I feel so bullied... And gals, just take a moment, and think, who in the hell will dance naked in front of ur boy boy? Is ur boy boy so handsome that someone will do that?(i would like to comment here, the reason i ask this question is because i noe majority of the gals will not think that their boy boy is drop dead handsome, if handsome at all) Or did u realise that the girl might be mad?(thus she will not have any figure or look pretty at all. U gals makes us sound like we will f**k anything that moves. True fact: we dont want to dirty our d*ck) Or that ur boy boy pay for the gal?(then the question dont apply anymore) My opinion? GALS LIKE TO ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!!!! Dont get me started on the one that says: "if ur mum and me fall into the sea, who will u save first?"...

"But darling, u got lifesaver gold le. "

"No! Wat if i dont have?"

"I save both at the same time...(we try to be good, impartial but then...)"

"No! u can onli save one!"

"Okie, i promise i will never let u two fall into the sea at all.(see? we do preemptive measures! See wat the army teaches us? But she still not happy!?!?!)"

"No! Imagine we both fall le!(imaginative... gals are imaginative all the while...)"

"I promise i will never bring both of u to cruise...(we try to please but she still dont care!)"

"No! Just answer me!"

"I will save u first, my dear..."

Then she will walk away as happy as a bird(they will never realise that they extorted the answer...) Gals... I cant stand them but they are cute nonetheless.

So wat if the gal stripping infront of me really happen? Like i said, like all things, it depends on alot of matters(army teaches us to think in every possible way). Firstly, the gal must be sane, pretty, good figure, and free(meaning i never have to pay a single cent). If she pass all 4 of the criteria, it will then depend if i got a gf or not. But as the question was phrased in such a manner that it implies that i have a gf, it will depend on my relationship with my gf, how much i love my gf, and how pretty my gf is. So if my relationship is good and stable(and sexually satisfied), i love my gf deeply, and my gf is freaking chio, it will depend on my mental state then. If i am drunk, angry, lost, in need of love, insane, horny and all of the mental state that i can possibly in except being a dead log, i hope my gf wouldnt blame me. Wat u say? Stupid answer? Wat abt wat i wrote infront? They dont count. They will onli comes into account when i finish screwing the gal. But it all comes back to wat i say in the first place, if u dont like stupid answer, dont ask stupid question. Oh ya, just to let u noe, because guys here need to go through the army, guys got more self control than u think possible. Or we will end up in DB. Have more faith in guys and stop asking stupid questions!

And there are topics on virginity(one gal gave it to her boy boy after 4 mths in relationship. Me 7 mths do stuff that just falls short of that, ppl complain that i too fast le...), boss expressing love for their employees(makes us guys sound like we will turn desperate and start falling for younger gals when we turn 40), and co habiting(i cant get the speeling, it means staying together b4 marriage) wif ur other half(some are living together and parents allow... Somemore in the gal's home!!!! Green with envy!!!!). Alot of interesting topics(at least for me) garentee(speeling again) not to bore u down.

I realise that quite a number of gals read my blog, thats why i introduce this forum. Here is the link again if u miss it, http://www.flowerpod.org.

Ppl, this is one of my longest post(and happens to be the one i like the most, esp the part abt the "fall in sea" question) and i really hope u read till this point and understand wat i was trying to say(if u cant i dont blame u, its my english, i admit). After going through my writings once, i realise that wat i wrote shows me to be a big MCP(male chauvanistic pig). I will set u straight. I am not MCP. Me PAP(poke asshole pervert, hey i am good!!!! i didnt refer or wat, i came up wif this term myself hahahahaha). So for my potiential future gf out there, i will tell u tat i am actually a very good guy(and handsome, to boot) that excels in alot of areas(okie, maybe not english) so do notice me when i come wooing(hahaha feeling cheeky todae!)

Thats all folks. Posted this long one to keep u ppl well fed(in the brain dept.) for the rest of the week. Since this is one of my good post(at least i feel so) do let me noe if u got any stupid, irrelevent comments or suggestions. I will flame them all. U can post at my guestbook or send me an email(send by click on my name located just below this post). Ciaos.

Harlo ppl. Just to tell u guys that i wouldn be updating frequently after this coming mondae. Why? I start to work during that time le. So after that time, at best i can onli update once per week, or once per month, or at worst, not at all, so stand back and behold.

So... Zhicheng that book u recommend, the title sounds so trashy heehee. Nvm i will pick it up if i happen to rem, happen to go to the library. Me now reading "Dune" by Frank Herbert. Quite a good sci fic book. Should try if u like LOTR.

SO wat am i doing nowadays? I am very very addicted to INITIAL D ARCADE STAGE 3 le.... Siao... Wasted quite a sum on it le... Think it will make me broke till my next pay dae... The game is stupid, u just drive a car around trying to overtake ppl, but with the card system, which stores ur data, it is just so damn addictive.... And the car i drove? No need to say, its TOYOTA SPRINTER TRUENO AE86 GT-APEX version. Heeheehee long name huh? Heeheehee ya lor good cars got long name.

If anyone of u who read my blog happens to know how to drive AE86, hachiroku's gear shift, or know how to play the game, plz teach me. Me suck at it... Can onli play the first round. Hmmm... And i realise that alot of ppl kept challenging me... Think its because im a easy target... THe car i drove has no horsepower(read: cant accelerate fast enuff).... Ppl wif evo or GTR can outrun me le... Funny... THis game is full of ppl driving evo...

Thats all, so hold on tight for me next post.... Hmmmm should be something regarding INITIAL D too... Hmmm that game rouse my fire for initial d le... I need to get the vcd for the third stage... Got one which is in cantonese(damn!)... Thats all bye.

Harlo ppl! I have been reading P D James now adays... She(yes yes the name belongs to a girl) is a funny writer... English writer, so alot of terms diff frm wat we understand(we learn queen's english but used it in the US way... like all things in singapore, everything here is "rojaked"), whos books are beri beri boring in the first half, gets fast paced at the end(tends to throw everything at one go) and gives u crappy endings... Sucky.... But at least better than John Grisham(and the one who wrote "godfather", i forgot his name, some italian guy...) who can come up with good story, characters and plot but gets so boring and draggy at the end.... At the beri least, all of em are better than Stephen King. Hey i hate Micheal Crinston too... Hmmmm... I hate all writers that made stories for Hollywood.....

Was reading P D James book and happen to like this para that explain the feelings i feel towards ppl who practise religion and why religion was created. It goes like(hope she dont sue me for copyrites...):

"Oh, they believe all right. It's just that what they believe has become irrelevant. I dont mean the moral teaching: the Judaeo_Christian heritage has created Western civilization and we should be grateful to it. But the Church they serve is dying. When I look at Doom(doom is a picture painted by some reowned 15th century artist in the story that depicts heaven and hell in vivid forms) I try to have some understanding of what it meant to fifteen-century men and women. If life is hard and short and full of pain, you need the hope of heaven; if there is no effective law, you need the detterent of hell. The Church gave them comfort and light(that time dont have electric lights, my dear, they burn lamps, ppl not as rich as the church, long since then) and pictures and stories(bible mah) and the hope of everlasting life. The twenty-first century has other compensations. Football for one. There you have ritual, colour, drama, the sense of belonging(this sense of belonging thing is how CH ppl and MLM companies get there ppl frm); football has its high priest, even it martyrs. And then there's shopping, art and music, travel, alcohol, drugs. We all have our own resources for staving off those two horrors of human life, boredom and the knowledge that we die. And now - God help us - there's the internet. Pornography at the touch of a few keys(i truly agree with it but i maintain that it is impt to the growing of a young adult male). If you want to find a paedophile(incidentially, P D James made alot of reference to paedophile, she even has a character in the story who is paedophilic) ring or discover how to make a bomb to blow up people you disagree with, it's all there for you. Plus, of course, a bottomless mine of other information, some of it even accurate. If all these things faill, even music, poetry, art, I shall turn to science. If my end promises to be unpleasant, I shall rely on morphine and the compassion of my doctor. Or perhaps I shall swim out to the sea and take my last look at the sky." - P D James in "Death in Holy Orders"

Quite a nice bit of thought by one of the character in the story. I the first part of the para, where it states that church provides solace to the good and detterence to the bad, is the explaination of the creation of religion, at least in my views. If not, good ppl will feel that it is pointless to be good and bad will continue on to be worse.

And there is another line, "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." This is stated in the story, written by some Pascal(the onli pascal i noe created "turbo pascal", a programming language). That line explains why terrorist can organise sucidal missions, kills ppl like drinking water; but when u ask us to do it, we will just think that u r mad.

I dont want to add too much of my comments or i might cloud ur better judgement. Think abt wat i said this post. Byebye

Forgot to add. I just rem after i saw the date of me post.
Ladies and gentlement, I have offically cut myself with any connections wif the army.
I have just ROD as we guys called it.
Means that i got no reserve.
More time wif me work, family and girl girl.
Never need to run, do pull ups, sit ups(i am not a dog, u noe?), sprint ard touching lines or jump like a frog.
READ: I have just finish my reservice(13 yr cycle) and i am onli 22.
Jealous?
Dont be. Its just that i am just so lucky, got the looks, the luck... But believe me, i dont like it at all.
I cant have offical meeting wif camp mates...
No emart credits to shop...
No excuse for future-wife-to-be to get a free 2 weeks outing wif the guys...
No excuse for cutting work, handling over the projects at work...
No recognition when we go to war...
No interesting army stories to tell me grandson...

Just see... Me lost alot so much... I really green wif envious... Nvm... I learn to live through my hardship to be a better man.

PS. As u realise, this blog i type it in a funny manner. The first 3/4 is my poem, a tribute to my sadness of not having reservist... And the funny(funny as in weird, not the laughable type) ending part of the last post, its my attempt at poetry too.

Hello ppl! First i want to thank my aikido partner xephyris for adding his piece in me guestbook. Second, to my old time frd zhicheng for adding his. And me reply to him post is, I am honoured to have him, a BIG laywer to be, as my friend and signing me guestbook. But i am not touched. See, reading my blog and signing me guestbook actually is a great way of getting his mind off his books and thinking over more interesting stuffs, rather than old cases that happens eons ago. And abt the "im horny, erm, nope, i am honoured part", its wat u guys call words of manners, u say it, and dont really feel it(erm, maybe to be onli ba... but he should be honoured, i wasted 3/4 of a para on him, heeheehee) Oh ya, btw, me grammar hor, is because i never check my work after i type. Believe me after reading my old post, i detect grammar and spelling errors so horrifying that i tot the devil got in me. But i passed my O levels english with no sweat.(I didnt bother to check. Some cannoteven pass, okie?) But really, i appreciate it. Really! No joke lar! U dont believe? Friends for so long u dont trust me? Really! Cross my heart and hop to cross the road. Hmmm.... Nvm....

So wat i have for u todae? I was thinking a funny thought after watching "prince of egypt". They depict god as a bunch of trees in flames. Ya i noe, it states so in the bible. And u can hear distinctly that the voice belongs to a male. Why not a female? Or a voice where u cant deferenciate(speeling) the sex?(some ppl are capable of doing it, believe me) I thought god are suppose to be an entity thats everywhere, all around and that He has no form, but we are created in his image?(okie okie, i noe that in the original hebrew bible, it means that we can feel like god, we didnt take over his physical appearance, thats why we look funny.Hey U got used to looking at urself in the mirror so much so that u didnt find it funny anymore le lar) So wat are christians? I find them to me paganistic sexist. Dont noe wat it means?(u must be a christian then) Nvm u dont need to noe.(cause u r a christian, u dont need to noe the gist of it. just noe that i just "suanED" u in a stupid way. Its me who is stupid )

Okie nothing much le.
Keep u guys informed.
I am very happy now.
Very glad.
So happy i wanna... I dont noe... Thats how happy i am. :)

Hello ppl. Its me again. I have changed my blog updating style. Previously, i type them when im online, now, i type them when im offline and paste them when me go online. Why so? Because this saves me net time, gives me time to check the grammar and spelling(or i will feel rushed by the net time, me using singtel dialup that cost 2 cents a sec wor...) and thus, ample time to think abt better topics, in turn creating longer entries to bore you ppl to bits(and pieces).

So wat have i got for u ppl? It might be im doing this offline, i suddenly got nothing on me mind to write abt. Hmmmmm....... I caught the movie "Hellboy", read some books and slacked my way through this period of me life. Working life starting in 2 weeks' time, nothing to do in this period, can make one go mad. I realised that i have no hobbies at the moment. Watching movies, reading can never be taken as a hobby, simply because u cant do them as and when u r free, and it didnt have any calming effect. I read somewhere an article that states having hobbies have calming effects on the hobbyist. Better for their mental health. U cant watch movie all the time nor read all the time(i read so much i got a mind splitting headache... i read in bed might be the reason). Writing blog as a hobby? I find it a chore in fact.

So wat counts as a hobby? After thinking, i found stuffs ppl do as hobby wastes money, wastes time, wastes effort, wastes patience, and the end product mostly are useless(okay okay, ppl that share the same hobby can pay alot for the stuff they keep). So u get something out of a hobby. Say ur hobby is collecting ticket stubs. U collect them, keep them in an album, sort them according to dates, movies' names and such. But watching movie is not a hobby. It is an activity u do related to ur hobby. Another example, u collect stamps. U keep them in an album, sort according to countries and such. But writing to pen pals all over the world is an activity u do to collect stamps. Hobby should have something to show. To let u look at, stare at when u r resting or doing nothing, which in turn gives you a sense of accomplishment(i noe, i get that feeling when i finishs a blog, spells correctly and uses good grammer. wait.... maybe writing blog counts as a hobby...).

I used to have alot of hobbies(kept spelling hobby as hooby... hmmmm nice name though, i might use it as me internet alias) like magic cards, modelling(plastic model making, not walking the cat walk type), those things that guys do but i quit all of it. Waste of money. So now i got this interesting hobby of collecting empty packaging of Listerine Pocket Paks. U noe the thin film that u eat as a mouth refreshener? Notice how it says that it kills germs, not making ur breath clean. So ppl will buy because if it says it keeps ur mouth fresh, ppl will think that ppl who uses it alot(like me) got very bad breath(nonono my breath is not that bad). Let me see... Hmmm i happen to have all the empty packaging i had ever used, which amounts to abt 30 odd. Hmmm not bad. I might consider making an album to house them, and sort them to their expire date and lot number(onli god noes wat the number is, i make a calculated guess.... hmmm... might be the number of the production lines that make that particular pack) located behind the paks. U might not believe it, but after typing this out, it just seems so tempting.... Hmmmmm.... Anyone that decided to learn this hobby, let me noe. U might be chosen as the vice chair of the society i am setting up now.

Enough abt hobbies. If u ppl happen to have good, nice hobbies tat dont require the usage of money, do let me know. I might just join u. But i dont think i will have enough time now. Im going to collect my sensei singnature for my aikido lessons attendence. Hahahahaha. Im thinking of going everydae of the week le. Hmmmm going mad....

Okie for ppl who haven watched hellboy, it is the type of movie u associate with spiderman, x men all those super heros movies mambo jambo. Very similar, diff onli in charecter, storylines(obviously!!!!) and punch lines. But i find myself liking the character hellboy. His tongue in cheek replies, his build, this stone right hand, his taill, his sawn off horns got some sort of appeal to a middle aged guy :). Not bad the movie i'll say but beri beri lacking in storyline.

And abt the books i read, i read the Ramses series by Christian Jacq. The writing is beri boring..... I nearly died reading it(hmmm.... might explain the headache) it. Dont think i will go read book two le. I hate the writing style... There are just so little good authors nowadays... Think i need ppl to intro me to books le... Hmmmmm.... Need them to intro me to girls too :)

Thats all ppl. Nothing much to write le. "Writing blogs can be a great lullaby.... - Banedon" Ciaos.

Harlo ppl! Finally i am getting mixed replies frm some ppl le. Must i really write stuffs like my last post in order to get replies? Me too pathetic le i say... Okie, alot of ppl say i am whinning in my previous post. Surprisingly, none of the guys supported my views, even when i promise them no repercussions, i would tell their gf wat they say, but still, i didnt get their agreement in me post.... Sad..... And some of my guy friends said that i am a sad sad soul(u can read it in the guestbook section). Ya i agree. Now no gf, no target, no nothing and i came up with such a post, so i dont think i will have any in the near future, but hey! I am not complaining :).

I wanna thank a few ppl here for providing some added information on my previous post. First, my thanks go to Samantha. She corrected my spelling. In me post abt abortion, i described the waterbag containing the baby as placebo. Apparently placebo is a word i came across, but i forgot the meaning. Something like limbo ba, i think. Okie the correct term should be placenta. Guys, i will say again, if u see errors or got additional info, do let me noe :)

And one more thanks goes to Shannon. Btw, this Shannon happens to be a guy. Dont ask me why he got such a name. And hes proud of it. Anyway, he added that the piece of cloth that Jesus used to wipe his face just b4 his crucification is called "Shourd of Turin". It really exist. U can do a search in google and see ur results.

I spend quite alot of time thanking ppl, and so, to show my heart felt thanks, todae blog will solely be used to thank them. I will not add any of my comments. Now i hereby used to chance to thank all those who read my blog, regularly read my blog, ever read my blog b4, and anyone who just happens to set his or her eyes on it b4, i thank u. I go liaos.

Harlo ppl. Nowadays i tend to update daily. I was late for this entry, cause i got quite a packed dae todae and yesterdae... Erm let me rephrase, these two daes, my schedule is beri the packed.

So i was wondering abt this topic, "gals". Eversince god broke Adam's ribs, guys have been troubled over women. Be it ur mum(she nags alot), ur teacher(stupid bitch i say!), ur gf(irritating piece of cute stuff that tend to get on your nerve all the time), ur mother-in-law(i wanna tell the whole wide world that all the mothers-in-laws are my worst enemies!!!!! i will kill them if i set eyes upon them!!!! remind me to find an orphan as me gf), ur wife(the lump of fat that reproduces, cooks, cleans the house, provide repeatitive and boring entertament at night that waste ur money and makes u question whats they purpose in life), ur daugthers(that cute thing that just gets watever she wants whenever she cries, waste ur money along the way) and all the bits and pieces of gals u mean now and then.

Haiz.... Gals gals, u find them irritating(ALL OF THEM INFACT), money wasting(mark my words, ppl who read my blog will never be me gf anymore), stress inducing, makes ur blood boil, waste ur time(when they do their faces and become late, wat can u say?), but as a guy, i can never live my life without them. Dont worry, i am not turning gay yet. GAYS BE GONE!!!! I WILL NEVER BE A GAY!!! U CAN WAIT TILL THE COWS COME HOME!

So wats a girl? She is one who screams when there is danger or things she detest(erm dislike she can scream le), takes forever in the toilet, puts funny powder and medication on her skin, waste ur money, forever acting cute, attention seeker, funny mood swings(they blame it on their once in a month thing, i say its bad self control), grows their nails for no apparent reason(not beautiful at all, troublesome to maintain, cumbersome to the gal...), paints their nails on their fingers and toes(i find it absolutly disgusting!), poke a pencil to their eye(eyeliner if u dont noe), trying to slim down(torturing themselves in turn by doing funny things), puts up a cold front, but gets all hot when u noe her.... I can go on and on but its getting late. U should have a picture of how bad(irritatting) gals can be le.

So from wat i have explain above, alot of guys will tell me that thats what we find cute in gals. Okie i have to agree on that. BUT, i find it cute onli when gals i love do it, not when some other gals(esp. old, fat and/or ugly gals....) do it... It is a big big big big big X 999999 turn off... I can never describe(i am not shakespeare, i cant make my words talk feelings) the repulsion i get when other gals(definition of that explain above) do it....

So how girls? Do all those stuff in front of ur bf/hubby onli. I wonder why gals are like tat.... Hmmm... Upon intense, brain cells killing thoughts i have, i finally found the fault. It is in our culture. Just look at how ppl raise their daugthers...

I remember working in a clothes apparel shop for kids, called baseball(happens to be my happiest moment in me boring life), and a auntie came in and ask me if we sell spagetti stripes for little girls? I showed her our closest, which just happens to be a singlet. Her reply was, she wanted some thing with thinner stripes, and higher cuts that show her belly button... OMG!!! WTF????? She is onli a little girl and u make her dress like an ah lian le? Sad... I heard alot of ppl who have children say that having girls are better than boys now. U can dress them up like dolls(this is the source of the prob, ppl!) and spoil them mad. U wondering that how come guys not involve? I tell u! Guys are oso equally spoilt but we got army to keep us in check during our coming of age!!!! So thats why!!!!

One thing i can never stand gals is that they just scream when something goes wrong(their parents never let them go throught problems, guys outside help them just to be gentlemanly) and expect ppl to help them... In turn, they look cute, in need of protect... I cant think of anything else le.... Thats what i cant stand. I always admire girls who are independent in this area! And so many of them cant think on their toes. Heeheehee i noe i will get alot of gals angry over this section but i would like to say, if u dont fall under this catergory, u have nothing to be angry about mah.

How ppl, how? How can we help the world to get a better female population that no need us guys to trouble ourselves over them? I dont noe, i still get a kick out of helping them(i can laugh evilly(i dont noe if this word exist, root is evil) at them in my mind). I noe alot of guys wouldn want to change it too... Hmmm stigma le... Hahahahahaha.

I will leave this topic hanging, anything u wanna tell me, complain, add on, pls send an email to me at mai_shuranui@yahoo.com. Dont ask me who mai shuranui is, u dont wanna noe. Afterthoughts, the word "gals" is created as a slang. U get it when those fwf(f***ing white foreigners, a new term i coined) pronounce "girls". U always hear "gals". Why? They use too much of their nose when speaking. Ever heard a fwf pronounce "ghost"? Yayayay vaguely similar to "gals", no? Thats what u get when a young gal with no idea on how to apply makeup do to their faces. They become faceless... Face that are white in color, two rosy(problem with blushers) colored cheeks, dont they remind u of those little chinese ghost zombies that jumps around? And u noe the word "ghouls"? Its a word for zombies, onli ghouls are more lifelike. Wat look like ghouls? Ever saw old auntie(so old they can be my grandmama) who try to look young? They dye hair, rebond, apply makeup sooooo thick, u thought u saw the skin flaking.... Looks like a ghoul to me.....

Hahahahaha so much for todae, hope u guys have a great dae ahead. No quotes or wat todae... Erm... Let me think of one... I will used my most frequent line when i say to my good friends. "U dont need alot of friends, just few good ones." - Banedon.

Harlo ppl, its me again. Come on man, i said le, dont make me repeat le... Regular ppl who read my blog, please sign me guestbook le. I dont wanna ask ppl by phone, email, icq, irc or watever, i want u to sign it after u read this, so that i noe u really got read.

So wat are u guys doing? Me sianz till die le. Went to library to borrow books, thought abt some stuffz.... Hahaha let me share with u phrases from my all time fav author, Oscar Wilde. If u dont noe who he is, he wrote "A potrait of Dorian Gray". Wats the story abt? U noe the the movie, "the league of Extraordinary gentlemen"? Nononono, its extraordinary gentlemen, not extra ordinary(when i break the words up, i realise i erred again... i blame it on typo, u noe i cant speel...) gentlemen lar. If extra ordinary gentlemen, me inside le, hahahahaha. Wat? Me not gentleman? How u noe? Good... Thats why me extraordinary gentleman mah. hahahahahahaha. Dorian Gray is the guy that cant die, cant age, ended up being the bad guy at the end. His potrait is the key to his immotality(he didnt grow old, his potrait did) and in the show, after destroying it, he melted. Thats Dorian Gray. Actually frm the actual stories, Dorian Gray is such a strong character(in character, physically oso sissy one). Much stronger than Alan Quatermain(if u dont noe, hes the leader of the league). In the king solomons mines(if u dont noe, the story Alan appeared in), he is a wuss. The worst of his group. I call him the "Ah gua" of the story(metal or physical, this one sissy).

So now u noe abt Oscar wilde. He is a terrific(sarcastic, to boot) author. This words are so true, u heard of ppl quoting his words. He is in touch wif his feelings i say, not one who surpress them to be a gentleman. One had to really feel it when doing it to be called a gentleman. Okie, so wat is his quotes...

"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely..... All art are quite useless." - Oscar Wilde.

This happens to he at the bottom of the preface to the story, "A potrait of Dorian Grey". Hahaha come to think of it, quite true wor. So who really enjoys art? To me, i onli like Vincent Van gogh(oh ya, and Restricted(Arts) hahahaha). I like his style, u might find it crude but if got the time and money, i show u why i like his art. All the rest? I really think most of the ppl who enjoys arts are posers!!!! Sorry i got too carried away...
Haiz... Me now running a fever... Feeling burning and aching inside... Cant really think wor....

Okie, another line, "...there is onli one thing in this world that is worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde.

Hahahaha. Too deep? Take a mo, take a deep breath, try to understand(the main diff between me and most writers is that i take my readers to be dumb asses, they take em to be intellectuals that can understand all the subtle things they try to bring across, frm my experience, i find that i am more rite :)). Can? Cannot drop me a mail. I translate it to ur language.

Hahahaha quite interesting. I used to say that english is a relatively(i dont noe why i choose this relatively to put here, hmmmm, maybe to show that i am smart, not lie YOU!) new language(compared with chinese, hebrew, latin, it is still new lar). But after reading stories, words said by all these good authors, i realise no matter how new, undescribtive(thats why alot of english words all have other languages influence, its too young to create those rarely used words) a language can be, there will be people who can express themselves so well(some in simple english somemore wor, kudos!)! Now i noe that everything is how good u r, u cant really blame ur tools(in this case, if u dont noe, the tool is english lar!).

Another quote, this time by William Shakespeare(I think think tat ppl who like his style of writing - the old old english type, where they use thee thy thou stuffs like that wif funny grammar - are all POSERS!!!!!!!!!).

"Though he was my lady's Fool, he was the wisest of all. He was paid to play the Fool; the rest of the world did it for nothing." - William Shakespeare.

Hahahaha that sentence happen to be the end of his story(or play, i dont noe), Twelfth night(Realise i cant speel 12... need to refer to the book....). Just find it very very very funny. Hahahaha. If u dont already noe, Fool is a court jester, a clown that they employ to keep them amuse. This clown is very well versed in lore, songs, jokes and such, not the joker u find in class that kept repeating his jokes, pranks wat ever(they learn frm tv or comics onli....i still got one more channel, BOOKS!!!!!) This clown/jester cant repeat his jokes, need to noe all the lore(ancient stories of the world/places, if u dont noe) and sing songs tat are full of feelings. Or they get killed(or sacked, i dont noe). In turn, they can mock anyone in court, including the king(As they noe then, u cant get angry if u are the butt of the joke mah. hahahahaha ppl now adays have no manners le)

Tats all, me ran out of gas, need water and sore thoart wor.... byebye...

Harlo. Me got a sian sundae todae... Wasted it in bed reading Thomas Harris book, Black Sundae... Nothing to do, all that lying gives me a headache so here i am, typing this web journal thingy.

I receive this email on abortion, send to me by a net friend. The passage, so called written by the aborted, doesnt pull me heart strings, no passion watsoever, and doesnt even noe her religion. Jesus dont refer to himself as father lar. He refers to God as Father le... And the passage repeated a few times... Boring stuff, oh ya i forgot, written by one that haven went through school wor. My mistake.

But the thing is with the email is the pictures. They are rather disgusting. They show pictures of little babies(tat are not born) mutilated or decapitilated(pardon me speeling again). If u interested, let me noe, i send those pics to u. It got different babies aborted during different periods of the prenanacy(speeling again). It onli shows pictures and rough ideas of how the abortion is carried about(i doubt the creator of the email noes abt it, i will try my best to fill u up here) didnt elaborate on the procedures...

Okie first, in Singapore(not that i went through it, i didnt have the chance to, sad to say) if u want to abort, they will make u sit through a show wif ur spouse. Wat the show is abt(remember? i didnt go through it...) i can onli roughly guess that it shows u wat u r going to expect, the end results(which is quite bloody), and little kids running abt. They want u to feel bad and quit the abortion(u see, with the declining birth rates, the cant afford to have Singapore future in bits and pieces. They rather u give birth to it, erm i mean him or her and have him or her run down by a car, oh erm sorry...).

The procedures require the girl to sit spread eagled on the operation table, legs held open by clamps, and the erm how should i put it, the clitoris(hope i got it rite, funny how this part of the female anatomy manages to get itself to be used as a vulgar word in all the languages i know. So i can safely assume that all the rest of the language i dont noe make some crude remakes on it too... I wonder why... The smell perhaps?) is oso opened by a metal clamp like thingy. Okie u might be asking, is the girl under anesthetics(me speeling, i cant speel big words... i really scared next time i speel "spell" properly, i will speel it as "speel"), i dont have the faintest clue. Anyone who noe can correct me here.

Then the doc(muderer in some of ur context, not mine though, that poor guy just doing his job, my friend...) will have a suction metal tube ready. This tube will suck our the remains of the baby. If i remember correctly, a scapel thingy is at the end of the tube. Then he would have a pair of clamp, plier like thingy. So the procedure? He will break open the waterbag(yaya i noe there is a term for it, but i not a medical student le. i make a calculated guess... placenta? hahahahaah) with the scapel thingy at the end of the tube, suck out wat he can, use the plier to clamp the baby's skull(its the biggest part of the baby afterall and it cant fit in the tube, so after the clamp, it can fit in the tube, voila! solves the problem), suck the remains, use the scapel again, seperate the arms and the legs(i would like to use the word, extremeties here but as u noe, i cant speel for nuts and i doubt anyone noes wat they mean) and suck all the stuff out.

As u can see, this is a simple operation(hey, it doesnt involve cracking open ur skull or rib cage le) and i reckon u dont need the anesthetics(i got this funny feeling that i spelt a different meaning word le...). And one thing, this ops that i describe is onli for babies that are few weeks old. Their bones haven form yet. For Singapore, i think once after a few months, u cant abort le, onli in US and some countries then u can. So u wouldn get to see those big babies fully developed being aborted here. Unless those babies got some born-with problems(like wat the old chinese ppl like to curse, u give birth to babies with no asshole, then i think u can bypass the law here).

And for abortion with babies that are developed, they behead the baby inside the womb, remove the head and the body separately. If the baby's body got some obstruction and cant come out, they will remove(i didnt use "sever the hands", i dont need to be graphic with my language usage) the part of the body obstructing and remove it separately. That is why u see beheaded babies in the pic nearing the end. They cant use the suction tubes as the babies already developed bones.(The metal tubes will spoil lar, bones structure are stronger than concrete le)

And so about ethics revolving abortion, i think it is a nessesary(speeling... omg i really sux) evil. Just like money, hanging ppl when they murder or traffic(not this word rite?) drugs or kidnap ppl. Why? Sometimes the couple are too young(wah alot of this are happening wor, abortion are better than throwing the bay down rubbish chutes, infront of ppls doors....), they dont have family planning, or they haven married, or the baby dont noe who his father is(yayaya i noe, i dont mean that father lar... u noe, god?). So it is still required.

This email got me thinking of alot of stuff. I noe friends who had abortions, and met ppl on irc who are going through it. Most likely than not, the female are not keen on it. They are either pressed by families are they imbecile boy boys... Hmmmm those who are keen are playful(u noe wat i mean by that) gals or normally with no other revenue to seek help frm. Pretty sad thing... This sort of things the guys should share the burden with the gals, u cant expect her to go through it herself. That is worse than abortion le.

I dont noe how come i got started on this topic, must be the email... Tomolo i will tell u ppl how come i hate girls(i hate aunties, stupid gals, pretty ones i still can stand :)) more than i admit. Relax, i am not becoming gay anytime soon. Never would, i think, never in my life. Bye ppl. Take care, alot of ppl falling sick this period of time, me down with flu too. Take real good care.

Harlo. Todae i went for my first actually job interview(all me previous interview are not as formal, once they see me, they ask me to go to work le... I wonder why...) and from this interview, i learn quite a number of do's and dont's in a formal interview.

Firstly, try to rate the guy that is giving u the interview. Try to know and see if the guy is a serious type(the interviewer i kena todae falls under here) or a friendly, anything oso can type. So for me, my reaction to this guy is to be more confident, and cocky(i think the cocky thingy can save it le...)

All the questions on hardware, i think i got through them without a sweat. Then comes a question, how many PC have u assembled? My instance reply is, countless. As with everything formal in life(army, ISO, SQC and stuff like tat...), they require some quantifiable(i dont noe if i get this speeling rite or not) figures, be it 10 or 1000 or 1 million, they just need figures. Why? Cause they are scared of their english standard, they might not noe wats the diff between countless, many, some, quite alot, a little bit, all these terms and they seek to create a standard by requesting quantifiable stuff.

They reply he gave is, cannot say countless la, can i say more than 100? Okie, i said. Actual fact, did i really assembled that much pc? I can onli count 20+ but that is inmaterial cause assembling pc is like eating rice, not for me but for the general population. Currently assembling PC are so simple(those engineers doing computer designs cant think of ways to make it faster, the ppl designing rams blame the ppl designing mobos, ppl designing mobos blame the processor ppl, processor ppl blame the ram, so wat they do wif their free time? Design simple to install computer parts for the general public.... Steal my rice bowl....) that anyone wif some brain, and not color blind can do it le. Thats why to me 20+ or 100+ has no significant difference. U do one, u noe the rest le. Hahahahahahaha

Then comes the part where he ask me if i got any question for him. For this part, my advice is to ask the prospect of the job, any pay increament or rising in position, or just shut the hell up. For me todae, i went and ask a stupid question(suddenly i realise i cant think on the fly.... not on my toes....).... So is there a bond when i take this job? He goes like to say there is a three month bond, within this three months if i quit, i forfeit one month's pay, after that, one month's notice. Then he goes on to say that if i take up the job, there must be a mutual understanding(hmmmm mutual understanding wif one's boss? i cant even have that wif me gf... come one... wake up....) that i need to work for one month. Then he goes on abt better pay outside, why look for jobs when u got one, applying leave for interviews will be rejected, and gave me a mini lecture on responsibility(okie i admit i am not take responsible but after my army, i have changed alot in that department.... Really! I swear!) and the like till i wanna cry... I knew that i somehow screw it up there and then. Then i forgot to ask abt the pay increament, prospects and stuff... Imagine that! That interviewer must be thinking that this guy not too interested wor... Steaming....

Then there is this part about pay. He ask me about the salary expectation, i put it down as 1.4k. He said wat if the pay is between 1.3 and 1.4? I say i will go back home and think about it. Then he ask me to find out abt the current market rate. Okie i do noe that market rate and the same job is offered at 1.2 in another company, doing exactly the same stuff so if i really get 1.4, i can thank my lucky stars. But thats not the point. I am driving too hard a bargain here. But i think for that rate, he is getting a very good lab tech! "Snigger in appreciation" heeheeheee. Think he quite disappointed with my reply but i am sticking wif 1.4! Later he post me to problematic schools... He didnt say the pay cannot, but i refered to another job that is offering me 1.8 but need to work 12 hr shift(for this 12 hr shift work, the guy called me and ask me if interested wor, he frm another company lar. Then he gave me a technical test on the phone, and ask for my pay expectation. I said 1.3 to 1.4. Then that guy say wat he have in mind is under 2k and i feel like a stupid fool.... So he gave me 1.8 and i couldnt argue anymore... Hell i would appreciate if he put 1.95 wor.... Hahahahaa)Then this interviewer game me another small mini lecture of getting paid for wat u work. The sch lab tech thingy is a slack job(just look at the tech support in ur sch or poly lar!) that works 5 and a half daes, no ot, 5 30 finish work, holidae everything u follow the school man... Thats why i love this job man.... Hahahaha i am still lazy after all....

So after this job interview, if i dont get it, i think it is time i get a rich sugar mummy and meet my ambition, to be a WELL kept man. Heeheee Thats all folks.

Harlo ppl. Todae is a good dae. My interview passed smoothly, short listed for another tomolo.(who ever heard of two interview one? I oso dont noe...) And i caught the movie, passion of Jesus le. Haiz, too much hype, didnt live up to me expectation but still quite a good movie. Dont watch if u r not a christian, noe nuts abt Jesus or Christianity as a whole. Cause its all abt a guy getting tortured, caned, flogged, crucify and dying in a over staged death. Nothing really.

So like i said, if u r not a christian and couldn be bothered(like an agnostic) dont bother watching. Its very bloody, rather violent(boy, i couldn really stomach the flogging part... no human should ever go through that.... the pain...), a pain to watch.

Apparently Mel Gibson(the director in case u dont noe) said he went through alot of research for this film to accurately present the last 24 hours of Jesus life. From wat i can see, other than the costumes for the high priest, and one of the towels Jesus used to wisp his bloody face(hey i am not cussing, his face really bloody wor), there are no other parts which shows his research. Roman costumes and the rest we have taken for granted le, or maybe im too dumb to noe the diff.... Oh maybe he omit the parts that are irrelevant wor... Quite true to the bible i would say. Maybe not so when it comes to the reaction of the Romans soliders.

The costumes of the high priest, i am not sure wat they wear during that time but from wat i can see in the movie, Mel puts in quite an effort there. And the towel that jesus used to wipe his bloody face(i say le la, his face really bloody!), if u notice closely, it still retain the image of his face after his believer/follower(i dont noe wat to call the girl...) hold it after Jesus wipe his face. Frm wat i remember reading, that towel really exist! I am hunting through all my records of this stuff but i cant find the name of the towel(thanks to shannen, hes a guy btw if u think its a gals name, me too man, but anyway he said the cloth's name is shroud of turin. a learned man, tat shannen). It is kept in some museum somewhere. Do email me if u noe abt this thing. And frm wat i read b4, it has been proven that that particular towel is a fake. Expertly done to show the age of the towel.... Heehee and one thing, who wipe his face by just pressing the towel to your face? Oh ya i forgot... Jesus different wor...

And frm one book i read, i put it across nicely. It said "if such a significance is put onto one man, who was born from a virgin, who could walk on water, heal the sick, raise the dead, rose from the dead, it suggest two things. Either something seriously defective in the teachings or, more likely, there is something seriously defective in the believer's faith. Any thoughtful Christian would concur that Jesus' primary significance resides in the message he sought to communicate. And that message gains nothing by virtue of Jesus' having been ceibate(means he still virgin lar), nor does it lose anything by virtue of his having been married."

Cool hor? Frm reading my blog for so long, u should noe my standard of english cant cook up something that grand. I find that para frm the book rather logical. Ppl put too much empasize(sorrie couldn speel it after so many tries... i gave up... i noe should use the empasise one... can speel properly... need grammar sch...) on Jesus doing so much for the people, he died for all our sins(try going to a church and hear them say stuff abt him) but they never really concentrate on his teachings. Love thy enemies... I like tat. Who can really do it?

Hahaha thats all folks! Thanks for ur time. Do sign my guestbook or drop questions there. Or drop me an email. Or drop me a bomb, an a bomb. Byezzzzzzz...........