Okie, i got comments frm ppl that i dont have substantial backing for me previous blog. Wat backing do i need? (besides i think it's pretty innocuous!!! No names!) I just need to say one point.

Ppl like jay chow, eason chan, stephanie sun, handful of all these power singers, have alot alot alot of advertisement on TV telling us guys they have just launch a particular new album. U ever saw any of our auntie-crooner's advertisement on TV? Y? U sell to CH ppl need advertisement, air time? No u just need to go ur church.

So u can see, the producers can just save on her advertisements, earn her followers' money. So if u ask me, she will go on making albums, CH ppl will have lots of high class crap, and i can save meself frm watching her advert on TV. Incidentally, she never make it into the air time of radio... I never heard her songs over radio...or maybe i'm from mars...

U say last time got? Ppl that time dont noe how she make it big mah. Now they noe and she is just known to christians lar.
So tats it, not happy, flame her. Amen.

Yoz ppl, i got something todae about how some organisation works. And i feel that it sux. Its about one of the most urban legendised church in singapore, or rather, the worst church/cult in singapore, to date. (I will get killed in the streets by saying this statement but anyway, i rather die than keep mum.)

So wats the thing abt them? Okie, u heard of the local music award presentation, some golden (or is it silver) songs (or is it melody) awards? Okie, u noe whos the most selling male artiste? Think those with some brain will say its Jay Chow. K, i understand, even if i hate him, that he deserves it. BUT AS FOR THE FEMALE ARTISTE? STEPHANIE SUN, U SAY? SAMMI CHENG? Sorry, all wrong... Its singapore homegrown(this "homegrown" thingy used here is meant as an insult, calling her homegrown insults singapore greatly, but as u have already found out frm reading me blog, all sorts of ppl exist) singer, who is one of the leaders at the above mentioned church, yaya no prize for getting it rite. Just to make a note, her album was the hottest hot cake, even hotter than JAY CHOW and of course, stephanie sun (paled in comparison).

Y? U ask me? How come one singer who look like crap(crap does not do her justice, shes worst than crap, pity english language is rather a new language, not much words i can use to describe stuff worse off than crap), sings like crap(she sings like an auntie whining, if u ask me), so old le still act cute, can manage to sell so much album in singapore, winning stephanie sun and jay chow, where ppl here dont bother to buy LPs but just dl mp3s? Why? And how does she manage to be so "popular" over here, at the same time, not a soul overseas else where noe of her existense? Y?

I will be damned(to infinity) if i ever keep me mouth mum over this thing. So i will tell u wat have happened, the real thing that happened, the thing that shot her to fame(incidentally, it didnt got her sacked frm show biz). WAT!?!?! U noe the reason already???? U can guess? But its not as simple as u think wor...

So i have heard frm die-hard fans of this super-influential church with an opulent church located in the west of spore(hereafter refered to as CH, [CH is a personal preference, name of my pet hamster.... sad to say, CH is dead and is burning in hell...]) that each of them are to buy 10 of her LPs each. 10!!! Shes afraid u run out of coasters at home(wat! u dont noe wat coasters r? they are the stuff u put under glasses to collect water!!!), stuff to stuff under ur table when they start to rock, or paper weights. I cant think of better use of those LPs...

Oh, she says she needs the support of the ppl frm CH. That is, to buy her album. But she stress u are not obliged wor. But if u dont buy her LPs, u kena condemn in cell groups... Sad... I really didnt noe that GOD or JESUS wants us to buy LPs... Oh our existence is to buy her LPs mah. Sorry, i shouldn have bad mouth all of us... CH ppl existence is to buy her LPs!

Just think of it, spending $200 on coasters?!?!?!?! U siao arh? Jia ba liaos!(I have eaten!) Why have none of the ppl complain? Cause they feel oblige to buy, to help out fellow christians... Hell, i need money to go UNI, anyone? No ppl make noise? Frm wat i can see, there are comments made but at the end of the day, ppl just say that they are helping their own group member, nothing is wrong, watsoever, as they are not held gunpoint to buy her LPs. U need to keep in mind those comments have to be neutral and cant take any stand, as they need to be politically, socially correct. Articles like this article u r reading now will never be printed to the mass public, even though its full of wit and humour. Thats the way world works, welcome to the real world ppl!!!!

Conculsion, this "up-and-coming" singer-cum-spiritual leader will continue to come out high class coasters even if not a non christian in this world buy her album. Why? Records company will continue to expliot her CH members and earn. She can go on singing her crap and such, i wouldn even use her LPs as coasters, the pictures sux so much, they belong in the incinerator.

Yo ppl, its me again. Frm the fact that u r here reading, means that u have not gotten sick of me blog yet. Maybe not just yet but nvm....

Okie, a bit of wats going on ard me, me am downloading mp3 rite now, and i have just receive a course intro from NTU. Hmmm got me happy for a while, tot they finally woken up and saw how good me am, but anyway, i was rudely awaken after i went to their site for more info. Hmmm i still need to take SATS test. Not tat im scared of it, frm those reading me blog should noe that i got a fairly good chance to go in :). Me lazy to go through the sats thing, and the next available slot is somewhere ard now(which is not possible, no preparation, even im confident) and the next is around feb, some time away. Dont noe wat me will do, do force me, implore me to go through it if it really does help in me life, heehee.

Okie so much for all tat, lets get on wif the bulk of todae's stuff. U might be wondering why im so free now adays, kept updating me blog. Truth be told, me am downloading songs so got some period of waiting involve and here i am.

Now adays, i realise that whenever i was chatting with my single and very available male friends, we always come to a conclusion that all those single males above the age of 20+ are all good guys. Why so? I will say that bad guys get more girls :) Oh? Is tat true, u ask? From wat we see, guys how are fun loving and noe how and when to sweet talk(lie, sweet talk=lie,K!!), gets all the girls. Our male friends wif gf, most of them fall into this catergory, esp if their girl is a babe(by babe, we mean that those girls are to die for). Oh u beg to differ? But dont u realise that most of the time, pretty gals fall for bad guys, and got wasted by them, and after that, good guys will come and clean up wats left. Bad? I think so. U dont agree wif me? Get a single guy to read me above statement, and he will nod in agreement. Boy, i wish i am real BAD!

Heehee maybe im just being sour grapes, but another of my guy friend have come out wif a better conclusion. He said,"gals will have two lovers, one physical, one physcological(pardon me speeling, i cant it it rite)." Wat does he mean by this? Okie i will explain the best i can. By physical, we mean the actual stead the girl have(AKA the one who gets all the good stuff). Gals normally find that they cant share problems with their steads. They are together for physical attraction, fun, watever... I tend to think these as the bad guys(see? me jealous wor, cause me single... boo hoo hoo...)

And the physcological one, means the one that the gal will find to talk abt their problems, share their mental stresses and ask for opinion abt. Okie, as for the second lover, some gals will seek solace in their female friends. But me experience tells me that quite alot of gals still like to share their love problems with guys, as the find them easier to give views on the male thoughts and stuff. Okie and wat i want to say is, good guys always ended up being the second type of lover.

So u ask me, wat i want to be? Lets face it, who in their rite mind dont wanna be the first type of lover? Who want to listen to someone crap the whole dae? Think wat? Good guys are all uncle agony? And after those gals break up, they cant or wouldn go stead wif the good guy, cause they think he noes too much of them le.

Wats this world coming to? Corrupt concept of love now? Haiz... Okie i noe, i dramatise all of it too much le. And i stereotyped them too seriously. But dont u think wat i have written makes some sense? No? U got a very good stead that can share everything and anything?(XXX incl.? Heehee) K good for u. I used to think i have found me one and onli but it is just so hard.

I realise that that when i was with me ex, the period of time when i treated her bad, she stick to me like glue, and when i treat her a lot better after i realise that i really love her and i start to treasure her, she started to worry over our future and stuff and she just say,"junrong, thanks for being good to me, but our character dont match." Upon more questioning, she just feels we are not meant together, no reasons given... So u tell me, is it me fault? Cause me treat her bad at the start? And i realise girls stick to guys who give them emotional roller coaster(thats wat me ex say), and treat guys who treat them very good like crap. Tell me ppl, is it just me or are all gals like tat? Maybe frm the dae they believe the snake guy and bluff us to eat the apple, they are already like tat?(dont worry, me no christian yet, not just yet heehee)

Are there no good, considerate, femiline(okie, okie i noe me speeling really sux), thrifty, noe how to cook, do house chores, have some sense(my, alot of em are stupid, u noe?), fuin loving, outgoing and introvent at the same time, cute looking, good figure, long black hair(just look at all those who dye their hair, now black stands out), tall, big eyes, no spec, loving and loyal? Is it really tat hard to find? Oh god, if i get one wish for christmas, i wish i can find the one meant for me sooner, so soon, it might as well be this moment.... So i can spend for time loving, doting, know more abt her.

Okie, i better write off or i can go on and on. Okie, i take this moment to wish all ppl out there to find ur true love asap(i dont really wish ppl good stuff, count urself lucky if i didnt curse ur whole family) and if u think or feel u have ur true love right next to u rite now, i will implore u to treat her better, with more respect, love her more, treasure her. If u dont start now, when will u ever start treating her good? Same goes for gals hor. Next issue, i will touch on ways to get out of quarrels and start loving together ba, Heehee as if i noe, if i do noe, i wouldn be here crapping.

K, see u guys. Do drop feedback now and den, or i will feel like im crapping to ghost. And thanks for read so far here :) Ciaos!

Oh ya, just to add, u guys should see the overall pic of the place jerusalem, hope i got the speeling rite. And if u have seen the pic(incidentally, i saw it in army) then u can see that the place have religious relics, bulidings of all the three main religion, namely, christianity, islam and jewish. And they are like just a few KM away frm each other. And all 3 religion have some common points too.

So wat does this mean? Kinda strange for me to say but i do believe somewhere long long time ago, something funny happen there and got ppl believing. But something happen and got those group ppl splitting into 3 main different groups. if u cant picture it, just think it like christianity, so many denomination after so many yrs. Something like tat.

So u might be asking, after all, this point should further strenghten the point that god do exist. but to me, it just means that the lie was created a longer time ago :) Thanks for u time. Ciaos

Okie, i just realised that i rather mind the fact that girls read my blog... So thats why the quality of crudeness and "in ur face" attitude of my post have somehow dropped drastically. I will reflect on this point, and come up with the conculsion of wat i want this blog for. This blog is for me to crap abt all the rest of the world, no face given, nothing held back, and i dont care wat ppl say abt me. Thats it, thats the mission objective of my blog. Dont like it, u can always use ur little mouse that ur holding rite now, move the cursor to the top right corner, and do a left click on the little cross located there, and try washing ur face in the toilet bowl. If anyone of u saw me drifting to make this into a "sell-myself-regardless-of-anything" site, feel free to send an email to me, and ask me to wake up. Rest assure i will flood ur mailbox.

So wats new? I dont noe... Now adays i had not enuff sleep so cant really think tat much. And updating this on a per-dae basis gets me low on ideas and crap. I am not that crappy, if u want to noe. Wanted to learn piano now, practise me flute, but i still so lazy... One of me frd wants to teach me guitar but i lazy to coordinate with him... So sian...

Just read the newspaper todae and one of the article in life was abt a 21 yrs old girl who was making a 6 figure sum per annum, working as a property agent, specialising on HDB flats. Hmmmm kinda makes us norm guys seem so useless(okie, maybe not u, but i really think so). She just graduated frm some property course in NYP and earn that figure le... Wow, i was like, "Hey, shes not tat bad looking, if she was my girl, i can be a house husband le!" Heehee frds who noe me well will noe that my ambition is to be a "xiao bai lian" - small white face. U see, i hold great hopes for me future!

So much for wat i think, now for the gist of todae post, i will touch on one of me fav topic, religion. How in the world does religion starts? Does god really create all this stuff u r seeing now? Christians devotees beware, please use ur mouse and touch the top right cross rite now.

So u guys should noe tat i dont believe in all the god crap. So how does all this got started? Lets just say we are in a period at abt 002*AD, or the first 50 yrs of the first century. Okie, during that time, ppl die like flies(okie, me words are too harsh, the dont die like flies but their life span shorter than us lar, u noe wat i mean...) and most of the commoners have never set eyes on their rulers before. So it this sort of situation, how does ur monarch gets his ppl to work/fight for him? If he has nothing special, then anyone could be the monarch, no? Oh thats why there is royalty, u r a monarch if u have it in ur blood, not any cats or dogs can rule(strangely enuff, frm histories we noe that there are a lot of doggy monarchs ard, every continent have their fair share). So wat happens if u r not of royal blood?

U can do a few things, u can fake tat u are some distant relation frm the royal blood, u can take things by force(they dont last long this way, if u realise) OR U CAN COME UP WITH SOME LIE TAT U R THE SON OF GOD(dont worry, chinese have already done that b4 the middle east, they call their king, "tian zi", the son of the sky, as the sky is one of the greater gods or the greatest god in chinese mythology).

Ppl dont question god rite? As they cant speak to him(loony ppl think they can, feel they can) or even see him, they believe u if u noe some tricks, healing the sick and rising frm the dead are classic sure win tricks as both of these encompasses the greatest fear man have ever since the day man can think.

So if u put two and two together(i noe some ppl out there cant so i will furture waste me net time and explain), u can see that at some time 2000 yrs ago, a great con man got a group of followers and taught them some tricks. After this, he went around middle east and start spreading the lie that he is the son of god and got a religion running. It can be compared to the cults or those clubs we have now but during those times, there are no tele, no way of spreading info, not much sarcastic ppl like me(or there is but there no brain to think) so the cult they start that time cant really be proven false or be curb, like wat we do now.

And so after letting a handful of ppl think that he is the son of god, those handful of ppl spread his faith far and wide, and ppl around the world came and see him. I can say onli some managed to see him but alot of ppl must have believed in him without even noeing how he looked like. U noe, since those times, information spread like wildfire :), esp those out of the norm. And so, this spread there spread, ppl finally noe who he is and he need to come out with an explanation about the start of all this and wat all this is abt and wats so special being the son of god and wat god want ppl to do.

So he came out with a story, gave historical facts(ppl that time was bz living their live then, didnt really want to travel so far out, limited means of transport that travel not tat far, to verify his claim), added some guidelines for ppl to follow, like all religion and started some rituals for ppl to follow(if u haven realise, rituals are there to make u stupid, look how u brush ur teeth everydae w/o thinking, see how ritual makes u dull? doing things w/o thinking...). And after all these yrs, ppl added this, added that, and this becomes the most popular book in the whole history of the world.

Tall tale, u say? Impossible, u say? I will say that the onli thing that hampers the progress of the world rite now is religion. Ppl thinking how certain things that helps the progress of science is not ethical or against some think that the world best seller is saying... Think now, if cloning is allowed(i personally support human cloning) so much more things will be possible now!(Just think, having another vivian chew as me girl, wow!) Stem cells frm fetus, the study of the world, will just progress without any doubts cast by religion.

Okie, maybe u say religion is there to keep everything in check, but u should be in the army to feel how too much checks or rather, having any checks will hampers stuffs. I tend to do things my way, ignoring checks or such.

And after wat me said, how much truth does religion hold? Maybe u r asking why that guy wanted to do all this fancy crap? Wat he got in return(frankly, if im him, i get a kick for bluffing the main population for 2k yrs wor)? But that period of time, if u got the utmost loyalty frm ur subjects, u can win wars and control more land. Arent all humans like that? Arent we now too? Thats why there are some religion that states that u will go to heaven if u die while fighting for ur religion(go figure wat religion it is, its the most talked abt religion now). U see, this will make ur fighters ready to die fighting at no cost and wat more can we ask? Stupid u say? But ppl noe that they all die some dae and tend to worry thenselves over wat will become of them after they die. So there, thats how heaven got created. Me? wat i believe in? I believe that after we die, tats it, end of story, and we become ashes :) Wat i live for u say? I live for love, and so, thats why i place my girl so high up in me list, and with thoughts like this, i want a beautiful one to boot.

So u still believe in those religion crap? U think i am devil-send to test ur faith? Frankly speaking, i dont give a toot to wat u feel, i just crap this to make meself feel like there are ppl out there hearing wat i crap abt.

Anything u want to noe more? Want me to write a novel over this? Want to challenge me to any of the points stated? Feel free to email me at TJR14@hotmail.com and the subject, please put "Banedon's blog" or ur email will some how end up at the bin, i got bus loads of junk mail, k?

Thanks all i have, longest entry to date, hope u guys manage to read it till here, i need to take a bath. Better pray i update soon.

harlo ppl, due to the overwhelming response i have on my site(onli two or three ppl gave their comments but their comments overwhelmed me tremendously) i have make it a point to update it everdae(k as u should all noe me, this fire to update will end the very minute i finish typing this sentence. Okie, diedED).

So wat will i sae todae? Hmmmm i onli got 5 min of net time and me head is feeling sleepy as yesterdae i didnt sleep well due to some misunderstanding between me bed, phone, and me but nvm i will crap wat i have on me mind. Sae... i feel tat me blog is getting more boring every post wor... And i cant feel any creative streak coming.... Writer's block ma? Am i getting old ma? Senile le ma?

So wats happening now adays? Saddam got caught, cars prices drops, some stupid army personnel who did research on sars kena it cause he never take precaution, baby birth rate drop, SIA kena suan by SM, robinson got sale(ppl sae alot of their stuff spoilt one wor) and it is the time of the year where ppl have no mood to work, wants to party the whole month away. me cannot, cause me broke le and me damn bz this month.... Todae i fall asleep after lunch and was late for work, cause last nite me nv sleep well... dear me...

So wat books or stuff im reading? None at the mo, cause me rather bz on the phone le, or rather, waiting for ppl to call... :P hmmmm im starting to have no connections between the stuff i wrote... But friendster makes irc more fun :) feeling rather on the good side now so even i feel light headed due to the lack of sleep, i wish u guys a good dae, ciaos

hey ppl, and once again(i have sworn to meself that frm now on, i will not bother meself to caps all the start of the sentence anymore, i will make this me style) i have came here to crap.

So wats new? k i have just uploaded a pic of meself into me friendster, somewhere there lar, if u kapo go see lor.
So i have been having a small fight out with meself, thinking whether i should put a badly taken pic(blame the photographer, it is not self taken btw...) up on friendster. After some consideration, i just dont care abt everything and post it up, but i still think it do no justice to such a handsome guy, like ME!!!!(i will still caps for the effect, thank you) i might be uploading a new, better pic(hell, u wouldnt noe but i actually get a kick doing this, hmmmm am i just another normal blogger le?) soon, wat ever "soon" or "better" might mean.

but warn u first, that was taken at me friends house(was dawning there), just when im going to sleep(tat explain the small eyes, but normally oso not much bigger lar), and i was having the hundred million face... that is, the face i show to ppl when they owe me hundred million. rest assure that if i get a too intense reaction frm u common ppl, the pic will fly... *-_-"* (still cant believe i did this) it will be crumpled to a ball of waste and fly to ur head, cheers!

Hello ppl as u have realise, my blog is starting to be like anyother ppl blog le. me starting to be narcissis(watever the speeling is lar, it just means i pretty damn love myself) and include stuff that are just discriminating to myself, like the one below. If u dont want to noe abt me, please skip this update and wait for the next one. Thanks for ur kind understanding and consideration.

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Tan Junrong

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? ???My birthday suit

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? David tao, pu tong peng you

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 9758

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Fried rice wif egg

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blood red

7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? vendor at work place

8. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Face? Eyes?

9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Erm, she fly my kite all the time and like to bluff me too

10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Tired... Not enuff sleep... Slept at 3 last nite....

11. FAVORITE DRINK? Alcohol?

12. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Cleaning alcohol? Thats the strongest they have. Heehee tiger not too bad

13. FAVORITE SPORTS? BASKETBALL!

14. HAIR COLOR? Charcoal black, that shine at certain angle

15. EYE COLOR? black and white lor

16. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, glasses all the way

17. SHOE SIZE? 12? Me big foot

18. FAVORITE MONTH? Every month. I live every day like me last day

19. FAVORITE FOOD? I eat all of everything, love every bit of it

20. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Infernal affairs 3! Worst of all 3 infernal affairs...

22. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Me? Depends on alot of stuff. On me current finacial status, the grade the girl is and wat movie or stuff to do out there, and of course me mood

23. SCAREY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER? Both, dont like too much of either

24. HUGS OR KISSES? Both. One comes after another.

25. RELATI ONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Erm i have equal standing on both, im a guy afterall

26. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate and vanilla. ppl who never try b4 should try em mixed

27. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Couldnt really care less

28. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Refer to 27.

29. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO? ..... refer to 27. this is getting sick...

30. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? With a girl, of course

31. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? A brief history of time, 5th time going over it, and i still noe nuts abt alot of stuff... Stupid me

32. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A used whisper that was used 3 yrs ago. Me mouse is that old, mind u, and i dont have money to change her pad.

33. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? i really wanna say one night stand here but it was a week dae night. I was on the phone. Not that bad, still got a life wor

34. FAVORITE SMELLS? Of course, scent of a woman, under all circumstances. Best with sweat everything. Nonono, not those fat ones, no please, they smell like guys. hey i didnt purposely go smell them but u noe wat i mean lar

35. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No, i use my nose to touch other girls nose, if u wanna know, if they allow, that is...

36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? That i will die tomolo

37. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Popcorn sux. I rather fast. It is one of the funniest food that i find no reason for existence. Popcorn is cheap(a cob of corn can come out alot alot of pop corn so it practically cost nuts) and they sell it at extorbitant price at cinemas(5+ man... siao man, if u wanna noe, i want to open a cinema to earn money, fast) and u cant finish it cause u get sick of it halfway through the show. I hard ppl who eat it in cinemas as it creates an additional sound effects that gets me ready to hammer him into his(or her, no face here even if she is a girl) into his seat. Thank u for ur time

38. FAVORITE CAR? MAXDA RX7, LOTUS ELISE. the rest are just modes of transport not cars. So out of 2 cars, lotus rules.

39. FAVORITE FLOWER? Flower? I like me sec sch xiao hua(sch flower)

40. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 3, i keep them real light cause they are damn bulky and ppl put keys they dont use in there key rings... Stupid ppl

41. FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLD? My bed, in me room. Or her bed at her room.

42. DO YOU WANT A FAMILY OF YOUR OWN? IF SO HOW MANY CHILDREN? ... ... ... yes and no. if yes, one kid, if no, oso one kid, im the kid.

43. WHAT IS YOUR MOST FOND CHILDHOOD MEMORY? Saw vivian chow(chow hui min) for the first time ever. and dreamt of her that night.

44. WHAT IS YOUR WOST CHILDHOOD MEMORY? Cannot force myself to dream of vivian again for many nights

44. WHAT IS DEEPEST REGRET THUS FAR IN YOUR LIFE? lost my first gf...

45. NAME SOMETHING YOU WISH TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF. my tummy ...

Yayaya i noe me desperate le. I am really hor, how? Ppl suggest me to go dating centers, irc, or even geylang or malaysia. Hmmm i have considered all and being narcissis, i just stay locked up in my room and thats enuff... I fu noe wat i mean heehee k thats all. Thanks for ur time. Oh ya, if got any comments, go friendster, search for one guy called "banedon"(if im not wrong, im the only one wif that nick, the rest are cats, copy cats that is...) and drop me a msg telling me wat u feel. Easiler that way cause i clear email that are frm strange source, yayaya even u, if ur email not in me address list, that makes u strange. Ciaos

Hello ppl, time to fill u in with all the crap now. I was wondering that since none of my entries in me blog ever touch on me real life, i present to u guys a scripted day of my life, entitled, as u might have guessed, A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ME! Thank you very much.

And so, i will start. On a particular boring, cold, lifeless, no-need-to-wake-up-early sunday, i woke up at 9 30 cause i sleep late. And then i slack on bed till 11 plus, getting up onli because me thirst is killing me. So i pull meself up, used the toilet(just to relieve meself, yes yes i skipped me toothbush time). Then i went to kitchen, drank water and ate some stuff that is unknown to me. Hmmm weird grammar, using past tence at the end of the para but present tence at the start....

After tat, got nagged by me mum, saying something tat i forgot. One gets senile at times, no? Then after me brunch, me went back to bed to slack again, now with a horrible history book, entitled cut throat celtic(yaya i didnt caps them me lazy).

I learned that ppl of ireland are mostly celts. That may explain why most ppl think they are mad. Heehee tats what i learn todae. So after me read, i went to switch on the tele(once in a blue moon i still do it, lucky tele).

And so i caught the rerun of the star awards. I force meself to sit through it cause a lot ppl say that one actor, chen yiliang, used his air time to suan his ex wife. Haha golden moment in that event. And so i sit through it, ogling at scantily cladded women who are older than me, thinking how suay im not born in jap, and how i should be acting, and wat me going to say when me is standing there(dont we all?) Hmmmm all me sentence struture are crumpling, hmmm think me need sleep le.

Then after that show, its already 6 ba, then me took a shut eye till 8, slack on bed some more, read that book again, and took me dinner at 10. After some consideration, i switched on me pc and decided to bore u guys with me super boring update on me dae todae.

So tats how interesting i am. Oh ya, i got a self potrait sitting in me email rite now, me friend took it and send it to me. Hmmm it is done so bad, i meself gets a sick feeling when i look at it. It shows me without me glasses, at a dark backgrd, with all me zits and stuff zoom in, and a hundred million dollars look. If u dont noe, the hundred million dollars look is the face that u make when ppl owe u a hundred million dollars.

So tats tat and no more stuff me wanna write le, me feeling sleepy. I should start collecting online donations and once me donations reach the hundred million mark, i will post that pic online. Ciaos

So how have u guys been? Quite alot of stuff happen lately. So i will fill u guys in at my own discretion. Seems like if i am on duty in camp and have all the time in the world to update me blog, me go mind blank, but if i am at home and every second of net time cost a bomb, i can think up crap on the fly. Hmmm guys need stress to work wonders.

Erm kof 2003 coming out soon le. Nothing on me mind rite now... Think u guys can just send stuff, topics to me email and i will crap frm there. Hmmmm i have been wrecking me blue-cheese smelling grey mass for the pass 15 mins but i still cant think of any stuff to crap abt... Hmmm think i will go off then.