Yo ppl, i finally got my ass in gear and came out wif some screwed up comic. Do have a look and comment, no matter how bad.

Here it is.



Notice that red girl frm eva is smaller than the lead char. Clever camera technique i say. And asuka just look so like this char. Let you see another startling discovery.



I sense a conspiracy here....

Yo ppl its me again. Since boss not around i can blog much more than b4.

So this is the series of gashapon i got. I left all of them in my office.

A view of my office table.



My eva series, they seem to be looking on the floor, even to me. I have the full set of this, cost me 200+++ to get all of them. Each cost 3 bucks...



And wat the hell is this series, can someone tell me? This is ver 1, i saw ver 1.5 but resisted myself, but there is a keychain version.... For this set, me lack of one...



And now, this is the keychain version, notice the one in the rice cooker and the sushi, so damn cute! My cheapest set so far, spend 10 bucks, i got 5 out of 6! Lucky!



And finally, this is the one piece diorama, thanks to mao mao. But i lack 2... And i cant seem to find any gachapon machine having this anymore.... This cost 3 bucks each...



Any gashapon fans out there, let me know and we can go and spin those machines together. Yes i know, you can buy the full set off some shops but no, i like the feeling of gashapon, u guys just dont understand. Or u wouldnt be here reading.

Yo ppl, its me again. Long time since my last post and since me boss is not around this week(and i have tons of crap to do...) i will try to do a few post within this week.

Freak, todae weapon training in HQ i forgot to bring weapon...

So wat am i going to brog todae?

I will touch on one of the most interesting, sensitive issues u see in the news. Internet prostitiution.

I read somewhere that its easy to find ppl to have sex online. Either paying or both party willing, so me being me, i went and try hooking some of these girls for sex. Not that i have physically met them, but i cant confirm i wouldnt. :P

Its rather simple really, if u care enuff to try. I realise if u act bastard in the irc, u find bitches and sluts much easier than if u try being gentleman.

So in the old days, a typical irc session will start like this, my style:

Banedon81: Hello
Banedon81: Care for a chat?

So in the end the whole thing will be like an interview, me asking witty and provocative questions regarding her whole life and she giving one worded answers... I always wonder wats the english standard these girls have in the irc...

And if u haven already know, abt 10 to 20 percent will reply you in this case. And out of these 10 - 20%, only 1 or 2 percent are good, meaning pretty and civilised. The rest are pure crap that even xephyris wouldnt want to go out wif. And of those 1 or 2 percent, 99.9% are not local chinese girls. That goes to show how singaporean girls stand.

So much for the statistics, so if u want, try this method.

Banedon new style:

Banedon81: Open minded?

(...10 min of inactivity from the other party...)

Banedon81: Wanna earn some quick cash?

Interestingly, this sort of method got a hell lot more reply. At the very least, if u are at the right channel, abt 20 - 30% replied. The others i take it that they are either too decent for their own good, or they are afk.

And about 1 or 2 girls replied during the first question, saving u the strength to type the second question and some cash.

But take note, of the three i got to really strike a deal, one was a so called mixed blood, one was a fat butch, and one cant count for nuts.

Mixed blood u say? It just sound so chio and exotic. But when i ask "are you frm indian and malay mix?" she never replied ever since and dropped out frm the world while we are still in the mist of fixing a place, time and price. Interestingly, she never gave me her pic.

The fat butch... Man, after looking at her pic, my keyboard nearly got contaiminated with my dinner frm me gut. It was just awful... So bad that words fail me... And she was ok with any price... Even priceless... Man...

The one that cant count? I take it that shes a monkey. And ended up she looked like one.

So much for my one night in the irc. I realise alot alot alot of females will say that they are open minded, but demand a price. And it varies between 60 min 150 bucks, which is kinda ex man. My friend say geylang cost 100 for 60 mins. Hmmm i have to work a day. Do they employ manwhore?

So conclusion is, those who say they are open minded, are either non chinese origin(no fear, confirm with chop oso not jap origin, i noe wat u thinking), secondary sch dropouts that looks like monkeys, social rejects, or are screwed so much that u cant tell if u are having sex with a girl or a potato sack. But i wouldnt mind the last category if they are chio.

Another interesting point is they really want the cash, regardless of how i look.(of course i didnt send my pic over, i am paying man! If i send, then it will be a discount card, they give me discount after looking at it, that is.) I was thinking wat if i was as fat as moses lim, got skin as bad as Li Guo Huang, and stinks like i work in a garbage dump? And i force my way on top? I request bbbj?(for those uninitiated, it stands for bare back blow job.) Or i want her to do stuns?

But they will say stuff like, must use condoms... no kisses... no bj... Strictly no stuns and must keep within the hr. Hmmmm... Wat they do in case of guys playing cheat?

Man, if u only knew china chiobus cost 100 bucks per hr in geylang.

So much for this post. Leave your comments. Or u can screw me.

i'm going into hibernation soon cause the exams are approaching......
i promise more substance in my post after my exams cause writing a long post is gonna cost alot of my time
p/s: i don't have much time to begin with.
it seems that only linhui and seng are reading our posts.... anybody else there?
we or at least i need motivation to write u know?
jia you for exams for everyone who is reading this post and is facing exams soon. (it's kind of a self-motivation for me to start my engine running too)

Yo so stuff to interest you guys, might be old news though.

Sex survey

Man, Singapore sux, jap sux more... Interesting, makes one wanna live in China or Britain.

Just wanna say it out loud!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to banedon and me for being together with one another for one year!
no more elaboration for today cause need to study for tests. haha....
Laterz.....

good morning to everyone! it's the start of friday and I am writing my lab report. stupid lab report, need to hand in by tomorrow and i am just starting on it. i'm in quite a bad temper today actually and nobody dares to come near me. i got the fierce face you see and when i stop laughing hysterically and stone, you better run far away from me or else Hmmm.... i'm not sure what will happen to me or you. Haha! i was either having pms or just pissed off with the ss paper that i had on thursday. actually, i couldn't be bothered the ss anyway since it's long over. okay, maybe i was having pms currently. can't stand it... i am not a thinking animal.
ps: in case you are wondering what does homo sapiens mean, it means thinking animals or so i remember. was trying to confirm the meaning through google search but apparently proved futile since they gave man as the meaning of homo sapiens. if i happen to come across the homo sapiens again, i shall tell you its corrected meaning if the current one is proved wrong. have you wondered why they are two separate words? actually, it is made up of two parts,the genus part and the species part. homo= genus part, sapiens= species part. obviously, the scientists put us as the only species under the genus part since we are supposedly superior than all other animals and we are the one who are thinking straight. Hm... beg to differ since who is to judge who is more intelligent. For example, there are gays and lesbians around, who forbid the natural cycle and some even want to have children. animals don't do that though... they are normal. maybe we are too intelligent for our own good and adverse effects are apparently befalling on us. maybe the animals are laughing at us for being defying the natural cycle. Due to the adverse effects, humans are not really evoluting to become better beings while animals are evolving as normal. let's face it, we are trying to save every human being on the whole wide world and even though we found a permanent cure for them, it is obviously not going to help evolution since the genes are still in the gene pool. (gene pool = all the different types of genes in the population. E.g. eye colour for the world = green, blue, brown, black.... don't count in the contact lenses with funny pattern, they are not in the gene pool!)where is survival of the fittest? conclusion: we don't evolute as well as the other animals and that is very "intelligent" of us. i need to go back to my lab report. i shall continue this when i have time and mood.
ps:i still have my life, i blog when i want to and not when i am obliged to.
*Smiles*

Yo man, its me again. After reading some other blogs, stuffs, and the likes, i realise that my way of blogging is damn long. Hmmmm.... But someone told me my way of writing is engaging... Erm guess so if u r a singaporean or know me to a certain degree.

So wat have i got today? No updates on me life cause yesterday just did that. Today boss not around so i will blog longer man.

Just receive a comment on me jewish article. That comment was unsigned, but it goes like jewish(crap, i couldnt be bothered wif the caps nor shift) are choosen isnt because they are the first born of god, they are choosen to spread the monotheism.

Exact words:

"If the Jews were called a chosen people it was not that they were consideered (or consider themselves) elite but that god, so it is said n the Old Testament, choose them to spread the word of monotheism."

*NOTE: I am not here to flame, please, i welcome comments, i just use this to start of, cause i feel ppl leave comments here to start discussions. BTW, thats a nice comment, it corrected some wrong concept i had.*

Hmmmm.... Going by that statement alone, i can confidently deduce that that writer is right handed, doesnt play piano, and is not local. Not local in the sense that the writer isnt from singapore.

I can further loosely deduce that this writer is also not religious, damn good in english at least alot better than mine(so far only one spelling error, no grammer errors and the likes), studies or is well read in the histories of religions, and also, like all of us, question about the very existence of humans in this world.

Why do i make these conclusion? Erm... Maybe just to prove a point. A point that i got analytical mind. Hahhaha how to i do it? If i say, that would lose its magic. But think u can come with the conclusion urself.

Writer is right handed. Hmmmm think the world population have abt 75 - 80 percent of right handed people. I might be wrong but thats my extimation. This point is further proven in the spelling error. "consideered". Hmmmm that "e" is typed wif the left hand so this writer is not too dex(man my speeling sux... played so much rpg is spell dextrorious as dex..... i cant even spell... Disasterous....) So you see, if "he" use left hand to type, while he is right handed, means he noes typing to some extent. With these, i can say "he" do not play the piano. I mark the "he" cause the writer might be a "she" and i dont want to me a male chavanist. But "he" makes me save typing the "s".

Not local. Locals tend to type in funny englsh, english like mine, that speaks like a intoxicated monkey that has just learned english and the "qwerty" keyboard layout, or have worse english than mine(or so i tend to think). Man, that sentence alone is perfect and shows quite alot of usage in english. Go figure. So this must be a native english speaker. Or he might have draft that msg 20 over times but i doubt that, cause he is not as boliao as me or he will spot the spelling error le.

The writer is not religious cause the usage "spread the word of monotheism" instead of "spread the word of god". Again good vocab. I have to run the word monotheism thru ditionary.com to get its meaning. Single god.

Hmmm going thru the last para i wrote, i was wondering if it would be nicer to use "speard the wordS of monotheism". Then i realise monotheism is one word and one concept so that holds. Then if u apply it to "spread the words of god", that seems so right man. That makes god as naggy as ur grandmama. Hahahaha just some random toughts. Puns.... I hate them.

The writer isnt religious is further emphasise by the non caps of the word "god". If u realise, the writer is very particular in the language and the caps of words. Words like "Old Testament", "Jews" are all properly caps, except the word "god". So u get wat i mean. Man, god spelt backwards is dog. Hahahahaha puns again.

With the clarity of the statement, it shows that the writer is well versed at least in this field. Or he wouldnt make such a clear cut statement. He would have beat ard the bush like wat i did all the time otherwise.(shit, i start to reveal my true self.) And the usage of monotheism, this guy approaches this as a form of study.

Concern wif the very existence of god. Hmmmm or he wouldnt go and read all those religious stuff, rite? I was concern once but the mass volumes of books available and all makes me lose interest in all these, and thank god(figure of speech), i gain interest in the opposite sex. Arh... We are here to have sex and procreate. Hahahahah.

So you see so much can be deduce from one comment. Please be reminded i am not here to flame, but since this is the one comment i have receive in the pass 9 mths, im epitomising(think i used the wrong word but i get wat i mean) it wif me blog, the first long ones after me comeback.

After all these, guess u all will know what they mean when they say you are wat you speak. To think they even ask me how i noe ppl after one meeting.

just got invited to join the blog so i'm new here basically. just wanna say hi to people who are reading this blog and i shall be one of the new participants of banedon't blabberings.
you must be thinking who the hell am i. basically i am just a normal girl with no brains(thus please forgive me if i crap too much), dun use the vulgar language( cause i am not xiaxue)[reason: dun understand why people love her so much. maybe i am just jealous. hate my girl instinct!!!!] and i have plenty of time to blog (in hope to revive this blog of my boy) Oops... now you know why i am here le.
so please please be more forgiving... i am fragile, tendency to break easily.
will update in the next blog entry cause i am actually preparing for my test tomorrow.
Singapore studies. you know what is that? that is the study of singapore. university students have to be forced to study Singapore history/heritage/politics/etc... and be graded for it. i would say pathetic.
Enough said... i am going to study it anyway...

Yo ppl, been so long since i last update me blog. No, i have not passed away to afterlife during these few months, unlike the Pope... Sorry, sensitive issue here.

So wat have happen these few months? I dont noe man, now practising aikido 3 times a week, one of the weekdays i leave it to learn bike, weekends for gf and stuff like games.... Sorry ppl if u realise i haven been calling u out for these past few months, now you know. Somehow, life seems to get the better of me... Damn sad....

So i have just got promoted, might be going to brown on next june, still stuck at lesson one in me bike lessons(7 times le, dont siao siao) and i dont even have time to go drinking man...

So wat have i got installed for you guys? The outlook of life? I wanna start but think i will procrastinate longer, push it to next time ba....

Just eo let you know that moi is still ard, no where near the other side yet.