Yoz, me slacking too much, so too much spare time to blog.

From wat i can see, my guestbook is a blank for a few daes le... Hmmmm think i will bring this site down as no one seems to be bothered reading me blog... How le? Heehee nvm, i oso dont noe... As for my previous post where i said i put the bulletin board just for kick, i want to tell u, that i say that because i feel good. Good as in i feel like being a good man. I put the fr**king guestbook for u f*gg*ts to sign one lar! Where(or rather, what) is the fun involved by putting up a guestbook? For me to look stupid? Erm.... Ya guess u can say that... Fun for u ppl mah... Okie, like that i will have this contest saying how long can my guestbook be without entries. Hahahaha. Wat u say? I say this to ease my pain? I say this to bluff meself so i would feel better? How true... I feel so useless already...

So wats me life like now adays? I just slack and slack at home, waiting for every wednesdae, where i have training. So if u notice, my friends in friendsters have shot up alot, simply i kept wasting time(too much spare time now, u see) sending msgs to unknown ppl to make friends. Yayaya i know wat u thinking, i onli send to girls lar. Which guy will send msgs to other guys to make friends? At least im honest, K? And me am a gentleman okie, i never ask ppl out for coffee or movies or request for hp numbers for the first few msgs one, i still got some tact :)

Then how? Thats why i onli met so few net friends... I realise meeting net friends from irc or icq is alot easier than meeting ppl from friendster.... Hmmm.... Guess i noe why le... Its my pic rite? Think i need to go revamp the pic. Thats the shittest self pic i ever had, thats why i posted it heehee.

Like wat i tell my friend, noeing ppl from irc is alot easier than friendster. For example, i can send a ton of msgs in friendster, 80% will ignore me msgs(thats alot man), 15% will just reply, giving u their email addy, never to reply ur msgs again, 1% will continue msging and we can keep a conversation(some sort) going and the last 4%, i dont bother to reply(Dont ask me why :P).

But for irc, i can have a conversation going, noe that person to a certain extent, then ask if she have friendster(so i can see her pic lar, dumb ass!)(p.s. oh ya if they dont have friendster, where had they been living? Venus?) and ask for icq. Much easier. :)

But my friend noted that in irc, its cluttered by bots(example, u can msg one person, she reply "Hi sweety :)" then follow by "For free s*x p*rn, go www.s*xyou.org")(p.s. dont ask me why i still remember the full sentence, u should noe) or alot of "dao kia". Then ended up the response percentile is the same as friendster. BUT... Arh! IRC is in real time!!!! Hahaha the end.

Frm wat u can see from above, u should noe how bo liao a person can get after being coop at home for one and a half weeks... BOLIAO ARH!!!! ME GOING SIAO LE... But good news for me(poor me... oh no! ppl might think i got no one to talk to thats why i created this blog... shit... but i made reference to some of my friends above mah! wat u say? to fake u? okie lor, i lan lan, i no friends one... me loner... thats why need friendster mah... sad case man... help me... i cant stop... this is getting good.... typing rubbish makes me feel good... hahahahaha.... and so, u have witness one of the longest afterthoughts i ever typed in me blog... this feels so good... this feels alot that m*st*rb*t**n... let me stop here... this is getting too disgusting... oh my... i cant help it... ARH CONPULSIVE FINGERS.... SOOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!okie thats much better:))i got work tomolo le!!!!! Temp work onli... Oh ya i found a perm job as a sch lab tech... Haven go for interview... Miserable pay for lab techs.... 1.2k onli... Guess those ppl who really noe me will noe why i die die want this job. ARHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

For all u guai gals out there who want to noe me, just to let u noe, wat ever u read before this sentence are all created by his alter ego. It has nothing to do with the author himself. Ya, the author is a him, for ur info. It has everything to do with his ... erm ... brother .... lets put it tat way. Wat!?!?!?! U say this makes the author more scary??? The author hereby declares that he cant eat a human being and cant glow in the dark so how can the author be scary? Scary as in the author siao? Hey hold a mo man, u r crossing a very thin line here.... U wanna see the author in siao mode? Just u wait and see man. Just u wait and see.

Hello ppl. Like u guys noe, i have been clearing leave now. So my updates are more frequent(yayaya internet bills are higher too...) and contain lesser substance cause i am wasting my time to slack at home rite this period of me life... Wat to do? Cant find perm jobs when i am on leave... Need to wait till i ord... Sianz... Anyone of u who needs a part time worker(be it cleaning ur house, stand and be statue, anything, absolutely anything at all!!!!) please let me noe, drop me an email by clicking on my name after this post.

So wat have i installed for u ppl in my site? I just added a guestbook, just for kicks. I wanna see if anybody who read me blog will ever bother to sign it, if anybody read my site at all... Im getting obnoxious le(hahaha big words wor)...

These few daes, i wasted them on the net, reading, and roaming on the streets. One might think that if one is on leave, the feeling must be shiok rite? Like my friends say, enjoying life sia! I would like to tell u guys that it is not so. Noe why guys die earlier than gals? Its because once they retire, they lose a sense of purpose, their habits kena broken(working for 40 over years and suddenly no work le), leaving them broken, with nothing to look forward or live for. HOW!!! I am reaching that state le... Too much leave are making me lazy wor... ARHHHHHHHHHH!

Okie, i shouldnt complain. I wasted my time reading alot of books. Just that i finished all of it(novels like runaway jury, warcraft, lotr, anti christ and the likes...) and i got nothing left. Happens that books are ex(cost ard 20 for one), and i am rather broke now... Sianz... Btw, i hate john grisham, his books sux, too draggy and it turns cold halfway through, happens for all his books...

Anybody got any suggestions for me on wat to do during this period of time...?? I am at me wits end le... Siao liao... I think i lost alot of inspiration on writing controvesial stuffs le... I never read the news, never interact wif christians so you guys can forget abt me writing any of those i wrote... Hmmmm... I might consider going to church, just for the sake of materials.... Hmmmmm....

Anyway, i read dilbert comics(if u dont noe abt dilbert, WHERE HAVE U BEEN LIVING? ZOO?) and realise that the artist is a veggie onli eater wor. He(yes its a he, erm i mean the artist is a he) say he dont eat anything wif a face. Then ppl question him abt clams. Clams dont have faces mah, so its okie? He goes on saying that clams do have face, onli that it is very hard to spot and is damn disgusting. I think veggies got faces too, dont u think? Especially after the BMI advertisment u see in Singapore TV. Hahahahaha

And there is this strip that shows the explanation of religion. Dogbert says something like ppl are afraid to die when they grow old. Dilbert ask so wat abt religion? The reply was, then they grow old, looking forward to dying. Hahahaha i like this. To be able to face wat is installed for u, no matter how bad, needs a sort of courage. Alot infact, in my humble opinion.

Wat else u guys want me to talk abt? Let me noe by sending me email or sign me guestbook. Think i go le. Byebye. Oh ya, in case u r wondering how come my english is alot better than the average joe(if not, let me noe)? Its because i read. Ciaos.

Hello ppl! Long time no update le wor. Hmmm.... Eight days ago i just updated? Hmmm feels so long ago... Hahaha must be getting old le.

Anyway, me now clearing leave le!!! Ya hooo!!!! No need to go camp to work anymore, just go slack. Nowadays me sleeping lesser and lesser hours, and starting to go around with a very messy hair. Haha cause me going to let it grow to me b4 army length. Mind you, long b4 F4 or wat ever boy band, me already keep me hair at that length. Goes to show how old i am now :). I am starting to feel the age le...

So the baby shortage thingy, i was rite, right? Heehee i gave me comments before they officially release the news. So now, they say they will set aside a part of your CPF if u dont have children so as u can retire without relying on social welfare. See? Am i smart or wat?

Jialat... The sleepyness is getting me... I cant seem to think straight rite this mo... Will type incoherent stuff le... Beg ur pardon... Next time, i will tell u guys about a book i read, that explains, with real evidence and backups, that Jesus is married, he had kids, and he didnt die from crucifism(watever u speel the word...) Ciaos.

Yo ppl long long time no post le. Ha ha time past so fast, one more working week and i am out of the army!!!!! Cheers! And no reservist to boot!!!! Heehee.

So recently nothing much really happened, except that me akd lessons starts next week tues. And recently i got alot of ppl to read me blog and there are alot of comments.(Dont think they will ever come the second time, heehee)

So after reading me blog, some say me english is beri good!!! Thank you alot alot!!!! I noe some dae ppl will realise how good me england are and hold me in regards. Heehee just like william hung....(Talking abt william, that guy really really is famous rite now wor. Got paid singing and acting, got record company wanting to cut albums for him, i got friends who will kill to get those offers, and girls lining up in singapore wanting to marry him. All i can say to the girl is[she got a pretty face wor, u can see the comment at williamhung.net], if u r really that desperate, there is always me :) And some ppl say they read me blog to get to noe me, and after that, they didnt get back to me for some time... I wonder why... Oh ya and some say that im desperate for a gf, though desperate is not the word, onli in the english dictionary there are no words that describes "in dying need of" better than the word "desperate"(anything more will have an undertone of insanity, i still think meself sane :) but its more like desperate X100. :) There u go, u got all ur queries answered.

So wat have i to blabber abt this time? I was chatting wif me grp of friends the other dae(wat other dae? i dont noe lar) and the topic that singapore got no culture popped out. Being a clever alec(im not smart, k?) i said that singlish is a singapore culture.(Yeah u can see that i truely support it, just look at me site :) And they say that the government here are stamping it out.(oh no they cant... my site bears truth... at least i am not fined...) Yeah i feel so too. The government here have the tendency to stamp out stuff they dont noe or feel is bad...(yeah, the government, being all highly educated, dont noe anything abt singlish they onli noe queen's england. Singland hahaha i like it.) So there goes our culture...(point to take note, singlish made it to the webster dic, correct me if i am wrong, or does webster collect all sorts of english words vaguely english? i think the F word is in there...)

So wat is singapore coming to? Government stamping out the wrong stuff? We making news headlines for all the wrong stuff? Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to u, THE CULTURE OF SINGAPORE! We made news on being the first world to ban chewing gums, caning an european here, having the most expensive cigarettes here, trying to curb singlish, oppressive government, bo chap attitude singaporeans who couldn make a stand... Makes me wonder abt the song, stand up for singapore... No wonder it is not sang at national day anymore....

I dont normally feel like this towards our government, they are good in other ways(they are good in the defence of singapore, onli ppl with no reservist can say this, good in the economic way, i fully agree with the GST hike, good in the standard of living). The thing is, they tend to make rules that overlook ur lifes, the way we live our lifes.... Like the way we talk, the thing we eat or smoke or drink or watever. Even u making babies... I think they will make it compusory for couples to have at least 2 children if they marry. Then set a law stating this, if not, they will fine u and confiscate ur HDB flat and u cant buy a flat in the next decade. Ya i noe they like to do stuff like these... Then ppl will react by not getting married... Then government will state laws tat if by the age of 30 u r not married, they will increase ur tax every year, until u r married. Then if all else fails, he will make u bankcrupt. Okie okie me got carried away on the last sentence but take a mo to do a bit of thinking. Arent the government already increasing tax for those with no babies? Onli that they did it the other way. They say u get a tax cut if u have babies... Arh.... U r beginning to see it my way... And tax cuts if u r married too...

Haiz... The government thinks it is so easy to get married? Ppl like them, all highly educated, are diff frm me wor... Or i wouldn have time typing me blog... I will be busy making babies... Forget abt the babies thingy. Now, with the recent cigarettes hike, i think when my children(if i ever have em) grows up, the freaking ciggies will cost around $50 per twenty sicks. They tend to rise ciggies tax every year(sometimes twice) after their budget talks. Dont ask me why. I am not highly educated so i cant possibly noe or guess. And i dont really smoke. I am wat u call a social smoker. I smoke when i drink or my company smokes. So u can get it, the hike didnt hurt me, i haven buy me own pack for 3 years le. 3 years ago? I havent start smoking lar!!

So wat should the government do? Wait... I noe now... Must be some freaking minister in the government that has been slacking. And in order to act like he is working, he gives ku ku suggestions like this... How i noe this? This happens all the time in army. So i think anything that are government related sux cause they work like this. Why they dont want to sack them u say? Cause government related jobs are normally not profit driven and they dont want to cut their manpower. HEY GOVERNMENT! I THINK U SHOULD RELOOK UR ORGANISATIONAL STRUCTURE AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER!!!! DONT WASTE MY TAX MONEY!!!! I GOT NO WIFE NOR CHILDREN SO NO CUTS ON TAX FOR ME WOR!!!! Sometimes i really regret giving money to government(paying tax) cause u noe they will waste it. They waste in on overhead, buying equipment at extorbitant prices, a whole lot of stuff... Thank god there is no corruption or we with be in the leagues of our neighbours...

So wats my conclusion? I dont have anti government thinkings(i am scared of the ISD) but i really think they should work alot of stuff out. Increasing the price of ciggies is not the way to address the problem. Like they always say, dont be the one with the problem, be the one with the solution. My solution is the raise the age limit of smoking every year. Like this year age limit 18, next year 19... Then we will have a new generation with no smoke and after our generation dies(those youngers will be granddaddys, grandmommies), ban ciggies all together. Oh u think that if they violate the law, the punishment cant be harsh? Fines cant do they job? Why not just cane them or hang them? Oh sorry... I forgot... I forgot abt the shortage of ppl and babies... U noe eugenics? Ppl who break the law deserves to be hanged. End of story.