It's me again. So here i am giving u guys my weekly blog updates. So wat have i been up to? Nothing much... Just waiting for my pay and initial d arcade stage. Yeah! I just pass one area which i took half a month a pass with no avail... But just manage to scrape thru yesterdae!!!! So happy man. My friend commented that all the money i ever had in may, i have spend more than half in initial d le. I have but to agree...

So i heard feedbacks frm ppl that i dont update often. I need to further emphasis(wrong speeling?) that i got a life other than blogging. I noe initial d and a gf isn't much but both of em took up quite alot of my time, and i WORK too. And alot of ppl realise that if i update everydae, the content of my blog will turn thin and crappy, not much discussions to enjoy anymore. So there!

Apparently some girls DO read my blog. So there is some porn stuff in my blog(read: sex discussions, tat 20 website listing with more than half featuring porn) and i touch on sensitive matters but hey, thats wat makes my blog interesting and trust me, porn is a major part of my life, or rather, of a guy's life(and frm wat i understand, major part of some gal's life too :D). Check wif any of the MEN out there and u will understand.

One of my friends, Chitseng said that it is hard writing up a long entry for my blog. U betcha. I spend an average of 3 to 4 hrs on each of my weekly entries in order to get to those lengths. Not that the contents is any good, i noe they are just amusing. And wtf am i wasting my time doing such a thing where nobody else is reading it? It is because i aspire to be a crap writer and i need to do something interesting(u see, i dont have PS2, my comp is super farking slow, a pentinum 1 133MHZ, the onli thing that it is still running now is because i can repair comps(read: cant play computer games), and it is a IPC btw, i can onli masturbate so much in a day, and i want to keep myself away frm the arcade). Yaya i noe, kinda loser man. But i once realise that i dont play pc or console games much. Arcade genre is not available in home consoles or PCs, so i didnt bother to upgrade. Why upgrade to a Pentinum 4 when my Pentinum 1 serves me just fine? It is not like i can stare at the P4 and masturbate, my P1 still runs porn decently. :-)

So much abt my life, just yesterdae i met up with one of my old army friends.(interestingly, i got more close and better friends frm army than frm my schooling years...) We were discussing on the general life in Singapore, u know, those types where losers(like us) like to sit in coffeeshops and complain abt how high the tax is, how we can never break out of this poverty and can never own a decent car?(u might want to noe that true to that sentence, we did that discussion IN a coffeeshop.)

I find that wat we said were quite true. Normal humans like us losers can onli expect to earn abt 2 or 3k per mth. It is onli sufficent to lead a normal life, at least we dont have to go around collecting drink cans or sweep floors. And with a pay like tat, u can onli choose to drive a NORMAL car, or just get a flat. NOT BOTH! But at least it is enuff for that occasional wimps. Then we calculated that even with a 10k pay, it would onli barely make it if we drive, live in a fairly good HDB, no condos or semi d's, and have a family to support. Hmmmm... Makes me wonder why some of the ppl here can live in bungalows, have 5 to 6 cars in the household... Just how much are they earning? So with this sort of situation, where the standard of living is so farking high, it is no wonder that girls in Singapore, at least the chio ones, are finding guys that are damn loaded. Cause those girls noe that they cant break out of this poverty on their own, not counting if they sell their flesh, so they can onli count on rich guys. And btw, there are quite alot of rich ones out there. Makes me wonder just how much they are earning man... I dont believe i can even earn 10k per mth...

Alrite, i noe. Our condition(earning 2 or 3k per mth) is not as bad as poverty(got this funny feeling that i got is speeled wrongly...). We can still survive with occasional trips to restaurants, buy things on wimps. Basically just surviving. I suddenly realise that every government have to keep their "subjects" it is state so that they wouldnt get contented and slack, and ppl will work for them. It just wouldnt do that everyone is rich. More than half or 3/4 much be in this state in order that the country survive. So we just be contented being the majority lor. Or if u really want to break out of this, TRY MLM!!!! (Nah, just kidding, i am not using mi blog to promote MLM, and i am not afflilated to any of 'em. Think i got a blog entry on MLM, go hunt in the archives.)

So wat can ppl like us do? We can blog and complain(like wat im doing), or we can work hard to get ourselves out of this mess. How? Maybe reading "rich dad, poor dad" helps.(But the onli thing i can think of after reading that book is to get a "sugar dad") Maybe carrying the balls of ur immediate supervisor helps. Maybe getting a degree helps. Maybe finding a damn rich stead helps. But just think, all the above are the onli proper and down to earth ways of breaking out but ask urself, just how many of them really work? Wat is the way of earning really big bucks?(Laywers and doctors dont earn that much too, private practise earns more i know)

The onli thing i can think of after this line of thoughts is business. Onli by setting up a business can u earn real big bucks. Anybody noes that. Business... It always amused me to find ppl with dip or deg in business always finding jobs, not setting up business after all that trouble getting their qualification. Setting business is hard? Just how many of them really tried? Sure fail one? How sure are they? I can never be so sure even in 4D, not that i ever gamble. So conculsion? Ppl with no balls to try stays a bloke all his life. Ppl with no foresight stays a bloke all his life. Ppl with no capital stays a bloke all his life. Man, u need to have all this to start a business, and luck too, in order to have a sucessful one. Hmmm i believe i have all of the above except capital... Just so sad... So those ppl who really are earning big bucks in business should recieve our kudos as they have all the necessary stuffs to make it... Normal ppl just dont have it... Haiz... Trapped by circumstance, unable to break free... If onli all of us try. PS. ooh ya, btw, doing copy cat business(read: bubble tea, 10min hair cut thingy) sure fail, the onli sure fire business here is FOOD!!! Even original concept shops or novelty shops dont do as good as food. Just look at S11. Bloody kuku can name their foodcourt/coffeeshop S11(read: money) and get away with it... I find it crude... But i believe there is some "feng shui" involve.

So much abt the "poor" situation we are facing. Talking abt "feng shui", aparrently it does helps alot in alot of things. I personally believes in it.(so if i believe in it, so can u!) One "feng shui" master said that everyone can use "feng shui" to benefit one self. Onli thing is, poor ppl no money to use "Feng shui" so stays poor, where rich ppl use it all they want and stays rich. Hmmmm... U believe? I believe that statement to a certain extent. But of course, it oso depends on ur "feng shui" master's power le.

Hahaha such a long entry todae, must be boring all of u guys to tears le. I noted one funny thing in our society is that once u lose ur HP, u lose ur very existence le. How so? U wouldn be asked out, given work over phone, cant be found by ppl the moment u left home. Just think, how many of ur friends, if u lose their HP num, u dont noe how to contact him or her anymore?(shit, i forgot irc, icq, msn) Okie, so u can pop by ur friend's place but unless u both are close, would u do that?(if close in the first place, they will inform u their HP change or watsoever.) Hmmm after thinking, i realise that i got onli abt a handful of close friends, the rest couldn be bothered if i got married or died. But just ask urself, isnt it true for most of us?

So this is all i have for my blog entry. Oh ya, i left out alot on relationships problems and situations frm my blog the moment i got a stead. The reason is so simple, u just have to go figure. And i didnt write anything abt my relationship now cause i noe i will bore u guys down to a pile of manure, at least i am getting bored... :P Note, my girl do read my blog :P

So till next time, i am banedon. For any topic u want me to discuss here, just send me an email by clicking on my name below this entry. Due to a email plague called spams, do write "banedon's blabberings" at ur subject and send ur topics, comments that cant be seen by anyone, to me, yours sincerely. And DO make use of the comments. I had a hard time getting it up and onli one of my readers using it!?!?!?! Dont tell me u have no comments. Are u the normal singaporeans that can take watever shit that is thrown at him? Do u have no character or views? Use the comments, I SAY! Dont noe how to use? U dont noe how to use? Just click on the "0 comments" and it will bring u to a similar page. Scroll to the very bottom, and click on the "give comments" or watsoever links that has a hint on giving comments. I EVEN LET U GUYS POST W?O USING U NAME AND U DONT APPRECIATE!!!!!! DIE! EVIL SPAWN OF NAAR!!!!

Watever, byez.

Hey hey hey, so here i am, updating my blog again. I suddenly realise tat i used to much of the "hey ppl!" greeting already, i will change frm now on.

Since alot of ppl (not a lot ba, a handful, since onli tat much ppl read my blog) have complain that i haven update my blog for a long time, and that the content of my blog had been getting frm bad to worse, i will try me best todae.

Oh ya, and unconciously(bad speeling again), i have corrected my Singlish, which is a bad thing... I will keep up my blog traditions and stick to wat i have in mind for my blog once upon a time.

So wat have i have for u guys this blog issue? Frankly, nothing in mind now... Now onli thinking of racing, sex and that stupid flu is bugging me... So long le i still having tat flu... Not too serious, onli giving me an irritatin uncomfortable throat.

"Give us a website review", one of the viewers of me blog thus said. Okie, here i present to u the sites that me go whenever me online. Oh ya, if some of the links dont work, add www. infront, dont be a dumb ass.

1. Hotmail.com. Hey this is where my resident email addy resides. Not much comments needed.

2. aikido.com.sg. The site of me aikido club. Not that i go so often, not updated THAT frequently too, but nvm...

3. waxinlyrical.com. A site tat belongs to one of me avid blog reader. He linked me in his site, i feel bad, so i link him back. Belongs to my aikido and initial d pal. Contains rude blogs, and translations of jap songs, not that any of my readers listen to jap songs...

4. www.segarosso.com/INITIALD. The official site for Initial D. Nothing else needed.

5. initiald.org. A chinese site tat teaches u the basics of the game, and gives u alot of information regarding cars and such.

6. initiald.com. This site sux, big time. The thing is, check out the links he have in his page. That contains all initial d related sites, nothing to do with the game, but wif that anime, songs, characters and such.

7. mail.yahoo.com. The other email addy that i use.

8. friendster.com. Need i say more?

9. 4chan.org. A good anime and porn site. It is a picture post actually, contains alot of porn, funny pics, cute pics and the such.

10. 5chan.net. A rip off of 4chan, but interestingly, just as good.

11. afrotechmods.com. Stupid mods for poor ppl. But this is a very good and funny site. The owner is somewat electrical trained, and he made home made modifications to his electrical stuffs. Very very funny, learned alot of stuff frm this site and surprisingly, his mods works! But all are rather dumb. Whoever heard that a heatsink fan combo can make ice? He invented a auto charging wireless optical mouse, but the mousepad is wired!!!! Damn good site :)

12. cnimg.com. A china pic post site. Hahahaha, contains soft porn and the like, but a neat site. They oso contain scans that are ripped frm those sexy photo albums/books u see at kino.

13. funnyplace.org. This is a site that contains all sorts of funny commercials. Rather good.

14. sexylosers.com. This is the best online comic site i have ever ever come across in my 23 yrs of life. This site puts me to shame(and the whole lot of comic artist out there, not that i am a comic artist.) This is an online comic site that is very very funny in a crude way, nice graphics, good jokes and some slight porn. Read it if u want a laugh and r openminded. Highly recommended. Damn, i should have put it higher in the list.

15. http://www.mydreamd8.com/mdd/JaNiCe/home.asp. As u can see frm the url, this is one of the finalist in mydreamd8, read as my dream date. Not that i follow the contest or watever, just that this Janice is really really chio. Heehee so im a net stalker after all. :) Pity she didnt win and frm wat i got frm her blog, think some cheating are involve. Poor girl. Pity... Such a pity... And singaporean girls seldom come so chio.

16. blogger.com. Not much needed to be said either.

17. http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/. Contains interesting articles that are rather scary. And quite true cause some of them i read elsewhere. Good site.

18. sfogs.com. For those ppl who wants to noe the haunting places in singapore, this is the site. Sfogs, singapore first online ghost stories, is a good site. Some very interesting articles and frm my occult knowledge(i once dabbled in that) they did intensive researches, and their english is a whole lot better than mine. Good site. Just read their articles, give their "submitted true ghost stories" a miss. If u read that area, u will noe how bad singaporean english can get, worse than mine.

19. pianonanny.com. A interesting site. For those pianist wannabe(i wanna be one, but drop the "n", piaist, if u get wat i mean... nvm...) this is a good site where u can learn piano. Very interesting.

20. the-magicbox.com. This is a gaming news site. Their news are quite new and they update frequently. Nice site for gaming news.


So those 20 sites above are the sites i frequent. I gave alot of other sites a miss simply because they are pure porn sites. Interested, send me an email to let me noe, and i will forward them to u. CYA.

PS. Just to add b4 i forgot, got this results frm one of those polls.


You are a Rapist and/or 40 year old man. You, not
unlike the Looking for Love, are desperate. You
prey on young girls with low self esteem,
making them think they can't do any better than
you. You're probably married with three kids or
are an unemployed ass scratcher named Bob who
still lives in his mother's garage. I'm sorry.


What Internet Personality Are You?
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Hmmm... Makes me wonder... Am i really that good?

Harlo ppl, this time i will update me blog slightly earlier.

As u guys should noe, recently, the internet community was hit badly by a virus called sasser, gaobot and malware that explicitly attacks PCs using WIndows XP. Thank good im using Windows 98 at home... But MOE was hit rather hard(appeared in straits times btw) and had to close their main servers for 3 days, and i was running around patching the PCs in the whole sch.... Got no time for stuff like blogging... Makes me kinda miss the system in army... All running on Windows 95....

So recently i discovered this web site, thisistrue.com, that sends newsletters on true but cukoo life stories to ur email. And i stumble onto this passage,

Researchers at Alabama's Auburn University say they have determined what men want in the "ideal woman": she is sexually inexperienced but likes sex, has a career but is a full-time homemaker, has a slim build, is athletic, and has pretty eyes, dark hair, good complexion and a firm butt. Large breasts are nice, but not all that important. The study's lead author, Erica Gannon, says the specifications are similar to what is found in the Bible. "Our participants, whether knowingly or unknowingly, espouse a view of the ideal woman that is very similar to the views held by individuals thousands of years ago." However, she adds, "It's hard to be this woman." (UPI) ...About as hard as being the ideal man: strong yet gentle, powerful yet sensitive, has a great career yet helps clean the house and raise the children, in control yet cries, and a sex expert who's only been with one woman.

Hmmm.... How very true indeed.... But if anyone of u wanna know, i really believe that i meet all the criteria that is described in the ideal man. Strong yet gentle. I am strong, trained in martial arts.(but i cannot carry my gal. its because she is too heavy le). Gentle hmmmm all my friends noes how gentle i am, no need to elaborate. Powerful yet sensitive. This, i can onli say that my one is the most powerful and sensitive out there. Dont noe wat im talking abt? Go figure. Has a great carreer yet helps clean the house and raise the children. Hahahaha u see, i am currently working wif children, see how great my profession is? And since i am working wif children now, no problem raising kids man. I can even raise bird! Nvm... Btw, i clean my own room one :) In control yet cries. I guess all of u should noe how much in control i am frm reading my blog. And i love crying. I believe that crying is a good way of venting fustrations and helps relieves alot of stress. I do cry, oh yes. Sex expert who's only been with one woman. Okie, just for ur info, alot of ppl wants to be a guy's second gf. Not first or anyone after second. Why? Usually a guy who has totally no experience in relationships can be a jerk. They are insensitive and still havent understand girls yet. So by being second, the guy got some experience and didnt really screw that much around. So girl, u r so lucky :) And experience in sex, wif the amount of porn there is out there, which guys arent?

I cant really think straight now... Cause me sick and now the medication that i took are acting up... I need to sleep le... Ciaos.

Harlo ppl! Hmmm i am beginning to think that updating my blog daily is possible after all.... Hmmm but since aikido and initial d are taking up most of my time, i will try my best. Oh i added a comment thingy, u can see that it is located below the guest book. After playing around wif it, i finally realise that it is suppose to be located at the bottom of my each blog post. So wat is it doing there? I dont noe and i dont care. Think i will ask one of my friend to sort it out. Heehee. I still suck at web pages.

So i just finished my dae, sitting in my room tat had not been cleaned for at least a month, reeking on the "kids" smell. When u go home w/o a bath, the smell sticks to u for the whole dae... Why didnt i go bathe? Bathroom occupied, which oso explains why i am bloggin at this mo...

One thing i realise todae while working is that adults tend to complicate stuffs, we cant see the basic elements in a thing. You see, i was walking around in lab and the kids were doing a project on pets. So their teacher was telling them to find pictures on the pet that they are suppose to do a write up on. So there was this group who stumble upon a pic site which i am hunting high and low, but couldn find. This pic site has cats in all imaginable pose, which makes them damn cute and hilarous. Some of those pics have cats been hend as hostage(and they raise up their paws), as snipers(with the cat holding on to the rifle and looking through the scope), sleeping in funny poses and so on. So being curious, i went up and ask that guy how he went to that site and guess how he reply???? "Just go Yahoo and type Funny Cats LOR..." He made it sounds like im a complete idiot!!!! HAIZ.... Whoever will think of that? U would? Really? I dont believe man. Hahahaha.

One interesting thing i observe was when a child was typing a long email.(erm... to that child it was long, to me, it was like 3 para, with 2 or 3 lines each para....) So when the child was about to finish typing,(that child was using one finger to type, hunting aroud the keyboard for every letter) one of that child's friend pointed out that there is an error in an earlier part of the email.(Tat email was address to someone, so that error occur at the point where they greet the addressed. The "Dear so and so" part....) So that child just gasp, and BACKSPACED AND DELETED ALL HER WORK!!!!(After she gasped, i gasped soon after...) Just to go back to the point where she made that error.... And she had to type the whole thing again.(Half an hour was gone at that point... she used that long to type her initial email....) So wat did u guys expect me to do? I just stand back and mused.... Hahahahaha. If word processing are really like wat she thinks it is. Then typist must be earning a fortune.. Then i didnt help, i didnt even use Ctrl - Z to undo her "deleting", i just look at her work.(My company policy is not to help the children. The teachers are suppose to do that.) So she wasted another half hr, and in the end, didnt manage to hand up her email. Hahahaha. Wat else u want? End of story.

Another interesting comment i had is related to a late chinese show that was shown yesterdae, regarding the homeless in Singapore. That show interviewed old folks(strangely, all were guys...) that dont have homes, that sleep around singapore in the open, especially underneath bridges.(guess its a good shelter for rain.) So this got me wondering.

Guys, do u ever realise that sometimes, there are some old man that likes to bathe in public toilets? For the benifit of the girls, i will describe how the whole thing goes. Sometimes, when i go to a public toilet(popular toilets are mrt toilets and shopping center toilets, Tampines Mall toilet beri hot wif these guys!!!) in the morning or early afternoon, i will see a fat old man(his pot belly just slighly bigger than mine) dressed onli wif a towel around his waist, and wet another towel using the wash basin, and use that towel to wipe his whole body... Imagine tat!!!! And frm wat i gather, usually they can do a full body wash in abt 15 mins, before the cleaner gets back...(I noe tat because i was doing big business once....) So two plus two is four, i suddenly realised where these old men are frm after watching that show....

Oh ya, since we are on the weird toilet experience topic, i would like to ask the guys if any of u have any weird toilet experience? I will name a few of mine just to get u guys recalling. Of all my weird toilet experience, i always involve another male.(yeah i noe, as if a gal can get in... pity...) So frm now, i will name all these weird guys as gays.

These gays, i would like to classify them under 3 groups. The "young" gay,(ppl who looks under 30) "middle aged" gay,(between 31 to 50) and the "old" gay.(above 51) So frm wat i had gathered,(not tat i do it on purpose) young gays are those ppl who like to smile at me. It was like i am going to the urinal, and that gay is already using the urinal,(i dont want to share lar, u noe that urinals are all located at one stop, neatly in a line) he will turn and smile at me... Then after that, we will time his departure frm the urinal to the exact time that me depart and bump into me(u see, he was there first so he got the advantage to call the time...). And when we are both at the wash basin, he will look into my reflection, and smile at me again... Sick man... I dont noe if u guys got this experience or it is onli unique to me...(Fuck then... I can onli attract gays...) Oh ya, this happens abt 3 times to me, all by diff gays...

Then there is the middle aged gays. These types are the ppl that u will encounter in a crowded loo. Okie, these type of gays are those who comes up to the urinal next to u regardless if there are any empty ones around. Then he will stare real hard at my thing(ya i noe, mine's big). Then sometimes he will oso whistle. Of course i will stare back, but he will then look at u, giving u a look like "wtf? u wanna fight?" kinda look...(I should give him the"wtf? never see big dicks b4?" look) I suddenly got this funny thinking that all guys likes to peep at the other guys peeing.... Think this one happens all the time...

Oh then there is the old gay. These are the weirdest lot i have ever seen.... (i can still explain young gays as overly friendly and middle aged gays suffers frm complusive peeping disorders but old gays....) These gays are normally found in big toilets, where the urinals amount to more than 10. And i kena around 10+ times le... I always wonder... These sort of old gays are usually old old man that can stand at the most remote urinal(read: the most inaccessible urinal, aka the "take the most steps to reach" urinal) for ages, and god noes wat the f*** they are doing there. They can stand at that urinal when i was in the toilet, when i go out he still there, then i go arcade play some games, drink water, abt an hour, i went to the same toilet, he still there... Okie u might say that old ppl mah, got problem passing water, but hey! I haven tell u wat he did. So normally these types of old gays tend to stay at one remote urinals for ages, and the funny thing is, he kept turning his head towards anyone who stops to use the urinal. U think thats ok? He trying to be alert? He scared of ppl coming up to him to snatch his wallet? But the really weird thing is that this old man will look not tat ur face but at ur dick, with a slightly open mouth, and his hand will be busy moving around inside his urinal. GOD!!!! I dont noe and i dont wanna noe wat the f*** he is doing to the urinal! Once i kena this together wif one of my friend and we discussed wat that guy was doing. I think all of u will noe wat my answer is. But my friend, being as good a guy as he is, said that maybe he is scratching or cleaning his dick.(for the benefit of the ignorant, after a guy finishes his small business, he normally pulls his foreskin around abit to sort of drain the little fella. My friend likes to do tat. I used to say that that was a masturbating action, so u can guess that i never do that.) But that old guy was there b4 we went in and by the time we went out,(which was kinda long cause my friend very vain, likes to stand infront of the mirror to make his hair...) that old guy was still there, arms still moving vigourously, staring at my friend! I made a note to him abt this but he just shrug it off. I suggested confronting that old man, but my friend said, "wat if he turn ard and cum at u?" So we just left... I was pretty freaked out but my friend was rather cool abt it... Maybe he was gay after all...

Hey, if any of u guys got any similar instance, please let me noe. Of i will definately freak out.... Am i the onli one that all these sort of things happens to???? Or am i too sensitive? If any of u guys dont believe me, try noticing every little things that happens in a toilet, and use the urinal. Some of my friends still likes the cubicle, they need to squat b4 they can do their business. But anyway, this is a long blog. I am tired... I am going to take a bath and sleep soon. Ciaos!

Alrite ppl, since i was late for my last blog, i will do another one.(Just happens that i got lots of junk to write...)

Feeling like shit recently... Body aching frm all the exertion in aikido, feverish with flu, and the lethargy frm lack of sleep...(I couldn be bothered wif the spelling in my current situation...)

Oh ya, i should install a counter that shows how often my site is getting viewed at per day. Was thinking abt it, last time i didnt do it was because i dont want to be disappointed by the low hits. Hmmm but upon greater considerations, i realise that that was an excuse i cooked up myself to satisfy myself. The real reason is because i dont noe how.(Even wif my IT dip and comp knowlegde, i still dont noe how. Couldnt be bothered to find out. (Hahaha see? Excuse again...)) So if u noe something along this line, please teach me how. Cause i have been running this site for abt 1 yr, 2 yrs?(Couldn be bothered to find out again... Just a peek at my archive and u will know...) And suddenly, i have this urge to see just how often ppl read my site. Can it be as popular as those porn sites? Or as those girl blog sites that sells sex? Or just a normal chio bu blog? I dont noe... Thats why i want to find out. On one hand, i can oso noe how many intelligent singaporeans there are out there. :) (Shit! My bro is stuck in his room listening to Josh Groban(watever his name is) at full blast... Siao... That Josh guy sings like a wuss... I guess it takes one kind to like that kind...)

So wat have i got for u guys this issue of banedon's boliao bullshit blabberings?(Oh my... Am i smart or wat? 4 Bs in a row... Hahahaha tell me the term they use in literature when some poet uses 3 words that start wif the same letter in a row, and i can be a POSER!) Frankly, i am going to bore u guys wif my limited knowledge on cars.(And i dont even have a license, if u wanna noe...)

So wat is a car? Basically, it is just a piece of metal, wif an engine, brakes and 4 wheels. Some got nicer chassis, some got more stream lined chassis, more powerful engine, and such. It is controlled by a steering wheel, accelerator, brakes, clutch, gear shift, and hand brakes. It can display loads of funny flashing lights that are suppose to mean something to other users of the road. It uses mirrors to look behind and around them.(till now, i still wonder why they do that. f**king suspicious... keep thinking that someone or something will do funny things to ur back...)

Actually, the engine capacity, toque, horsepower, clutch biting point, vantage point frm driver's seat, means nothing to a average driver. An average driver will noe wat the steering wheel, accelerator and brakes do, even before they start secondary education.(Rem? There is always daytona!) And that average driver, can start driving le!

Onli thing is, they want us to learn how to talk using cars.(signals) To do stun driving in tight spaces.(palleral parking) To know how to react when we faced crisis.(god... just look at those women drivers...) But they dont teach us how to turn tight bends in high speed, drift, u turn in high speed, changing gears techniques and alot of others little little techniques... And they expect us to be accident free on the road... Actually i should be used to this already. Just look at our education system. They teach the children simple maths, and when the kids got their homework, it is so tough that even their parents cant solve man.(U rem abt this incident that happen a few yrs back?) Haiz... This is the situation here in singapore. Teach u peanuts, expect u to work wonders... Strange... This sound vaguely familiar... Oh ya they pay u peanuts, expect us to work wonders too... So this is the fomula of the success story behind singapore... And so many countries try to emulate us but didnot succeed... It is because of this one little thing... But then, it might not work cause when u pay peanuts, u get monkeys... (Sad... Charlie brown and his gang... Must be all monkeys by now... OH! Their artist/author died le... Cannot joke abt this....)

So wat abt cars? Everyone would loves to own a car. But owning a car in singapore is very very expensive. Lets just take an example, a subaru wrx sti(quite a muscle a car, if u dont noe, its about on par wif lancer evos) cost 17k in england. Of course, it is in pounds. Convert to sing, its abt 51k sing dollars... See? Wif this amount, u cant even buy nissan sunny... A similar wrx sti cost abt 134k here wif COE... 2 and a half times the price over at UK... Sad... And it is not even the car i want... (Hell, i regretted not going to jc, and take a philosophy course in uni... Just a topic on cars and i can go blabbering on... Then i can earn by just talking ur heads off... Hey, this is wat the economist do... They cover on the current market trends, then uses words like "on the other hand" and cover all the rest. So in theory, their predictions are impossible to fail. And they earn big bucks... Damn... I am begining to think that the lesser u work, the more pay u get. Just look, if u noe how to reply emails, how to dress in a suit and look good in it, u r the next up and coming CEO. Oh ya, i forgot, u oso need to noe how to walk around as if u own the whole place, erm, i am sorry, they indeed do own the whole place.)

So for me, a poor lab tech, it is impossible to own a muscle car in singapore le... Even if i can in the future, i would be so old that driving a sports car will make me look childish or "lao ti go"... So wats the possible solution?

One, to move out of singapore. This is impossible. There are not many countries where cars are cheap and with the space to run. One might say UK? Australia? But contrary to popular thinking, those two places are f**king racist... They condemn us asians... Land of the rising sun? Where all the good cars are manufactured over there? I noe close to nuts abt their language and culture, and frm wat i noe, it is harder to get a citizenship there than in singapore. So wat are the solutions that i am left wif?

Two, to run elections and have ppl vote me as their president, promising all u losers that i will cut COE and the cost of owning a car. Hmmm... After i typed it out, it just seems so feasible.... But who noes... I might be the PM next time round.(And i will ban all sports cars, onli i shall own them, and every girls who turn 18 are to attend an initiation ceremony at the parliament. Hahahahaha)

Three, to get a better job, and hopefully become a CEO. If i am the CEO, the ministry of manpower will be after my blood. Go figure.

Four, to be a "xiao bai lian". Hmmm after considering all the available solutions to my problem, i hereby declare that the fourth solution is the most feasible. Hahahahaha I am doing WIT problem solving! (And it might interest u to note that schools are doing WITS now.... Sch children are taught WITS... I tot it is just a stupid army thingy... So now i can safely say that all government related companies do WITS.... Siao man...)

So i will strive to be a "xiao bai lian". So anyone who wants to have a "kept man",(gays excluded) please feel free to contact me. :)

I wanted to write more on drifting techniques, driving techniques but instead, i started to blabber on other stuff... Hmmmm... Ever since i started to type my blog offline,(and i post them online later lar!) i type long blogs.... Siao... Beginning to feel tat it is a waste of time... And i got this feeling that onli four person in this world ever read my blog religiously... My sec sch pal, my army pal, my net icq pal, and my girl girl.... Hmmmm should make this a private blog....

Anyway, me getting sleepy... Nitenite.

Harlo ppl! Sorry for the late reply. Was rather busy recently so didnt really want to blog. Down with flu too... Haiz... Think i will go down wif flu every 3 mths once... Sad... Too weak le... Vitamin C pills u say? I tried it and it didnt help. And when i am taking the pills daily, i got blood in my stools... And i came across an article in Reader's Digest that says vitamin pills dont help. Sometimes they causes side effects. Vitamin C causes digestive system disorder if taken too much... Nothing beats getting vitamins straight from the original source.

So wats wif me life nowadays? It mainly revolves around three things.

Numero Uno, my work. As u guys noe, i am working as a tech support in a primary school. Basically, anything it the school that runs on electricity, they think i can repair it... Vacuum cleaners, headphones, vcd players, even radio(yes! even radios!) they will ask me for repair or advice... Wah... This is too much le... I cant even properly repair a computer, let alone electrical devices... But i notice some very very interesting facts about school staffs, teachers, head of departments, the principle and of course, the students!!!!

First, i will talk abt the sch staffs. They are the same bunch of ppl u find in other industry's office, be it in a law firm, a hospital, or wat not, they function as the administrative side of the school. The onli difference is, THEY TAKE PLEASURE FRM SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!!! No joke wor. They can be joking and laughing wif me(note: admin staff almost always happens to be women that are long past their prime, and when a group of them got together, bored wif work and see a handsome young man(p.s. if u still havent figure out, it happens to be me), wat will they do? They will tease me, ask me stupid questions, call me names and all sorts of girly stuffs that i cant believe come frm ppl of their age...)one minute, and the next minute if a kid(my pri sch student lar) comes in, they will put on a fierce front, and demand wat they want. And the look on the kid face... God... Once u see it on ur own flesh and blood, u will cry man.... Then of course the kid will studder and mumble, the next moment, the staff will say in a loud voice(just short of shout): "You are already a big boy/girl! Cant u speak up properly?" And hence, begins the domination game.

But frankly, if i am the staff there, i will do the same thing... Cause there are kids that bluff about their situation or illness. Imagine that! Kids know how to cao keng when they cant even spell properly!!!! It is true! Who the hell teaches them to fake it? I dont noe man but it irks me... And frm the looks of the pri sch kids, i am seriously worried for the future of Singapore... They dont teach kids the way they used to anymore...

And wat u just read above is onli abt the sch staff man, u still haven hear abt the teachers... One question. Take ur time to think it true man. Doesnt teacher always have a calm and peaceful image when u know them personally or met them on the streets, outside school. Doesnt them have a sense of command, patience, and all the good things u think a teacher should have? Doesnt it makes u wonder where they vent their anger or built up energies?(dont tell me man, every single human being will get angry one, k?)

Let me tell u, they spend all of it screaming in school. To show an example, most, if not all, teachers suffer frm lost of voice at least once in their career. Y they scream? Cause kids now are so stupid, talkative, playful, cheeky that even i would love to slap them to their senses. When a teacher is having lab lessons, the whole lab turns into a zoo. Thank god i can take noices as i work in an arcade before. The teacher would be screaming his or her head off, punishing the worst offenders, and the class is still a zoo. They is absolutely no control over the class. In my opinion, the class size is too big for the teacher to handle. But during my time, once a teacher raise his or her voice, nobody will utter a single word le... Dont noe why kids now adays so noisy... And one thing, even chio bu teachers can scream, and it will sometimes reach a high pitch like the teacher kena rape in class... No joke man... My first few days in school, i was suprise at the frequency and volumn of the screams heard. Now, i treat it as a part of work le... Sad man... Take my advice, dont be a teacher. There are better jobs out there.

HODs? They are a bunch of old computer idiots. By being HOD, they have vast experience in teaching and because of this, noes nuts abt computers. But so far, due to their incompetency, they have treated me fair and well so i shall not comment much on them. Onli that they dont use their PC much. Oh ya, now adays there is one HOD call HOD IT that other than being my boss, i dont really noe wat else he do as a HOD le.

Principle? This one doesnt even noe the computer existed man! He can open a powerpoint, and tell me "No sound!". Then at first i thought he using office xp power point which have the ability to incorporate sounds, BGMs and animations with slides. Then after fidling, i realise the volume is already at the max! Then i open a shockwave file to test out the sound and he said:"Yayaya thats the power point i want!" ... I die on the spot man... But wif ppl this dumb, they are damn easy to please! Hahahaha i like bosses who are computer idiots man. And frm wat i can see, the principle onli attends meetings, read and reply emails and let ppl make a fuss out of him. The admin staff loves to fuss around him man... Bringing their home brew this or that... God... And another thing, my sch ppl loves to eat! And they never call me... Everyday they bring some funny food frm home or order funny stuff frm all over singapore and feast in the conference room. Its like their eating room wor... Stunned...

Students? Hmmmm... Let me see... The thing is, there are too many students and i can onli recall a handful of them. But one thing is for sure, the SMELL!!!!! I simply cant stand the smell!!!! The smell lingers in my lab the whole dae even when they are gone! And if i stay in the lab long enuff, the smell gets in my mouth and i could taste it... U noe that feeling? Yucks! Like i just eat their sweat man!!!! I just cant stand it!!! No wonder Roald Dalh makes alot of reference to kid's smell in his books, esp. Witches. I cant stand it man!! But they are some very funny kid around. They is one kid, i will call him the "big brother" kid. And if i am not wrong, this "big brother" is onli in pri 1 or 3. Okie one day i was sitting in the lab when they are having a lab class. Then out of nowhere, this "big brother" came up to me, RESTED HIS ARM ON MY SHOULDER!!! And he ask, "brother! Wats ur name?" I was taken aback by his actions!!!! I dont like it when someone my age group do this to me, let alone someone so young!?!?!?!?! And there is another kid, i will call him the "gungho" kid. THis "gungho" kid takes it upon himself to be the monitor even though he is not. He will run around looking of stuffs, carry books, do those type of students "sai kang"(shit work) and be very happy afterwards. He even takes it upon himself to keep the class quiet. He will scream at the top of his voice to quiet his class man... I see le, i tell myself, "In this world, there are alot of different sort of ppl. And it is very apparent after they quit drinking milk..." Wat i can say to him is, please sign on, the army needs u.

So much for my school, the second thing about me life nowadays(yes! onli second thing hor!) is INITIAL D ARCADE STAGE VERSION 3!!!!! It is the best game ever created!!!! It is the onli arcade game that makes me spend like 20+ dollars in a single session, and wanting to spend more. It is a highly(read: highly addictive even if u dont noe wat the hoot initial d is about...) highly addictive man... And expensive to boot. For the benefit of those who dont noe wat the hoot initial D is, it is a anime/comic about a very good racer who dont know that he is good, racing wif diff road cars in diff mountain roads in Japan. Wat makes this fun and interesting? U got to see the animation urself to noe. Frm wat i can say, everyone who watched the animation, got an adrenaline rush during the racing part, and walk away thinking of either getting a driving license or buying a good car. It is that good. This game, incorporates everything, and u play as a racer in the game. So u get a car, modify it along the way, win other opponents, and brush up ur driving skill. Very the fun and addictive without u noeing why... Scary... One thing to note is, each game cost a dollar, and never last more than 5 mins... Imagine... 10 bucks cant let u sit for more than a hour... And it is always packed wif ppl, if u care to look and notice. Sometimes i need to wait for hours for my turn...

So now, since i am on this topic, i will tell u guys more about cars. So wat is a car? Some will say it is just a mode of transport. To this group of ppl, i say, just go get a Hyundai Atos. This car is cheap, just cost 40k. A normal nissan sunny cost around 70k le. Others will say it is a sign of prestige. These ppl will buy mercs or bmws, or nissan cefiro, or toyota camry. Those big auto cars. To them, i say, u are rich, i got nothing to say. Ppl like us want to get a good race car!!!! Okie not that we can race them over here in Singapore... But the feeling of getting one. Wow!! Example of nice race cars that i would like to own are, Mazda RX 7, Mazda MX 5, Mitsubishi GTO, Mitsubishi FTO, Nissan Fairlady, Peugeot 206, Peugeot 306 Maxi (happens to be the "Taxi" movie car), Ford Focus, and lastly, Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86 GT-Apex!!!!! Arh.... Wat i would give to own them man....

So wat are the diff between cars? Firstly, there is always the auto or manual gear cars. Auto gear cars are easier to drive on the road but ppl normally say that they waste more petrol. But wif the current technology, i think this area have been greatly improved. Manual are for ppl who enjoy driving but when u r driving in road condition like wat they have in singapore, u will find shifting gear a chore. Then there are the engine capacity. Those figures like 1.3l, 1.6l, 1.8l or 2.0l. It simply means the capacity of the engine. If u dont noe, the engine works with cams and pistons and the capacity is the amount of space the cams and pistons have to work wif. So the more litres, the more power. It is not the gas task, like some ppl think. A gas tank can take like 60 or more litres of petrol. 2 litres? Might just be enuff for a motorised bicycle. And there is the drivetrain. Cars have drivetrains stated as FF, FR, MR, 4WD, AWD and such. FF means that the engine is located at the front of the car, front wheel drive. Front wheel drive means that the front wheels is the one providing the power to the car, the rear wheels just follow along. FR means the engine is located at the front, rear wheel drive. MR is engine located in the middle of the car, rear wheel drive. And 4WD means 4 wheel drive and AWD means all wheel drive, basically the same thing. If u notice, rear wheel drive tends to be more popular. It is said that rear wheel drive cars can oversteer and thus do stuns in driving. Racers prefer this configuration. Front wheel drives are cheaper cars compared to rear wheel cars, cause rear wheel drive cars needs a shaft to transfer the power frm the front engine to the rear wheels where as front wheels just get it straight frm the engine. So when ppl go into such measures to make a rear wheel drive car with the engine at the front, u noe that they have done alot of research in it le. Bless those jap car researchers.

Wah such a long para... I got alot more to share, think i will do cars the next blog issue.

And now to my third thing abt my life now is, MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! Yes, if u dont already noe, i got a girlfriend le. This is one funny relationship. Started Dec last year, not even together for 2 weeks, she wanted to break cause her mum dont allow her to have bf. Then somewhere in april this yr, she shown reluctance to end the relationship and so we patched, even with her mum disapproval. Girls... Cant seem to make up their mind.... :P But honestly speaking, this girl is a good gf. Loves me alot, hyperactive(yes, i love u when u r hyperactive) and very very cute when it comes to alot of things... I just feels that u are just rite in alot of areas. Like the right amount of cute, the right amount of naughty, the rite amount of initiative that i always wanted in me gf. Heehee and if u r reading this, just stay the way u r! Love you!

Sorry ppl, i noe the last two topic in this blog sux... And this happens to me one of me longest blog, i spend and hour and a half typing this rubbish, resisting sleep... If u read through till this bit, I thank u frm me bottom of me heart. Ciaos...(p.s. in case u r wondering abt me aikido, dont worry, me still learning, onli thing is, it has become a habit to me le... Oh ya, i started on weapon training le :)