Yo todae is the last dae of the month liaos... Its time to buy bus stamp already... love and hate the start of the month... Love it because pay dae is coming, hate it because need to buy bus stamp and bills oso coming. Hiaz but thats life. If i see my national service period in periods of one month, time just pass so fast. Right now, i have serve one yr and one month in army! One year and 5 mths to go! ORD LOR! Hahahaha.

Some things we play with new recruits:-
Old bird : "Hey recruit, how u spell record?"
Recruit : "R-E-C-O-R-D..."
Old bird : "RECruit! ORD Lor!!!!"

Some phrases in army:-
Recruit : "why..."
Sergent(cuts recruit off) : "WHY!" "Why the sky so high!"

When recruits taking their own sweet time walking instead of running:-
Sergent : "You walk, i walk, who run?"

Recruit unsure of himself and say: "Sergent, i think..."
Sergent(cuts recruit off again): "You think, i though, who confirm?"

When recruits assume thing...
Sergent : "You ASSUME! You know wat ASS-U-ME means? You make a ASS out of U and ME!"

Best thing that sergent sae...
Sergent : "You all smelly recruits! Dont think you all complain here there i scared! You all are the lowest living organism on Earth! Even the dogs in Tekong here have better lifes than u! We sayang them, feed them but we tekan u! Pass out(complete BMT), become private, so wat? No big f**k! Still can tekan u! Dont think u all go OCS(Officer Cadet School) u all big F**k! Go there OCT(officer cadet trainee), we sergent still bigger, still can tekan u! When u get ur bar, commision as officer, i take my pick IC(identity card, they ord liaos) and slap ur stupid face!

And of course, they peppered every word they sae wif f**k and CB but i kept me page clean :)

Hello! Good dae ppl, how was ur dae? Just realise some funny things about humans, or rather, about my taste for beauty. For instance, u will get sick when looking at a very beautiful girl for too long but whereas for a not bad one, they tend to look better the longer u look at them(really ugly gals dont fall under both catergory, mind u). God is fair :) or my taste, funny. Then there is another fact, if u love a gal greatly before u go into a relationship with her, u tend to be disappointed and break off, but if you arein a relationship, and later u grew to love her from there, she will be the best girl u can ever ask for.

I was pondering why such thing happen to me(and maybe the whole world) and came up with one conculsion. The conculsion is, your mind plays a great part in all this. For example, u see a great beautiful gal or loves this person, ur mind start to draw or form conculsion that this person is really special. Some same flaws here and there loses focus in ur eyes(at least the first couple of minutes), and u are concentrating on their good points. Your mind started to think up some good points that person doesnt really have or cant live up to. And thats why after looking at the person for sometime, or once into a relationship, their bad points start to surface and things turn sour.

Similarly, if the gal is not too pretty, u will straight away conclude that she cannot make it. But under some daes looking, u will start to find some small good points on that gal and think that, hey, she is not too bad afterall. In a relationship, the same thing happens and this will make u see her good points.

Heehee chim to understand? I realise this happen for me and me ex. She was head over heels in love wif me(i think so lar) before we were together. Then, i was not having any attendtion on her(sad to sae :( ). Then i realise that, hey she is very beautiful at times wor. Then slowly i feel that she is the most beautiful gal i ever saw in my life(i dont noe wat she think abt me, though). But she started to drift away during our relationship but i was loving her more and more each dae... Then comes this dae where she sae she is sick and tired of me(from wat i rememebered lar) and thats how me got this current status : - single and unavailable(i still love her mah!)

Thats all for me penny worth of thoughts. Bye ppl.

Wah yesterdae never post cause me yesterdae sick... Feverish and feeling funny, u feel hot outside and cold inside, must those daes lar. Yawnz... Now still in camp, sian but me doing nothing noe. Wats the headlines todae? Never got time to read papers, was sleeping the whole dae wor. Hmmm, just read the straitstimes online section and realise that the headlines still revolve around the moscow hostage thing. Okie thats all byebye.

Todae is one sian dae... Blue mondae... Todae in camp me do nothing, slacking the whole dae... Never read papers todae wor, got too lazy but heard from friends that chechen ppl are actually muslims. Hmmm now wat ever evil things done in the world are link wif muslims... And the way the russian took care of the hostage situation with the nerve gas, well, its very the russian lor. Killed 100+. Most of them vomitted, fainted, and choke on own vomit. Those who are not killed are in intensive care are in hospital. Hahahah russians do things the burtal way.

Sleepy le... This warm, starless nite, i missed me ex... Hahaha 2 and a half yrs never see her liaos but still miss her. Hahaha sian. I realise that writing blog actually is a good practise as it makes me consolidate wat happen to me during the dae and see how much i have learnt or did during that dae. If things continue as i expect, i think i will continue me blog and blog everydae... I think no one will read me blog cause design is mediocre, too wordly and boring but anyway, i start to love doing this stuff. Hey this is fun!

Just watched Silence of the lambs on vcd. Hahaha me never tired of Hannibal! Anthony acting skills are good! But he look younger in Silence lar. That was done 12 yrs ago wor.

Ya Red Dragon got some time sequence and props wrong. Like in the part where Graham found a coke can ring under the tree with the Red "chong" character, the ring was the new type one. The one where the ring is still attached to the can after u open and no point removing it. As this show was suppose to be in the 1980s(this red dragon is suppose to be before silence, mind u), i dont think those ring exist yet. Should be the old type can ring.

Then after the death of the tooth fairy, nearing the end of the show, it shows Frederick Chilton, the alsuym in charge, telling Hannibal that a female is looking for him. Thats a nice touch but Hannibal is suppose to be locked up for 8 yrs b4 clarice come. And barney, the orderly staff is suppose to be there after Hannibal was locked up for 2 yrs, cause in the novel, Hannibal, barney told clarice that he onli spent 6 yrs with Hannibal. But im not complaining :) overall the movie is very good! They even find back the actor who act as Frederick Chilton in Silence to act in this Red Dragon! So all in all, onli clarice starling and john crawford have a change in cast throughout the 3 series of movies. Even barney remained!

Wah todae went and watch Red Dragon with friends! That movie was so powderful! Sorry me Hannibal Lecter fan. Anthony Hopkins is still the same in this movie, thats why he is powderful but I think in the movie Hannibal, he got more better parts for him than this prequel.The actor who act as William Graham is handsome and have stunning acting skills man. Overall, the director Ratner did a great job on this thriller and the movie was very very true to the book. I like it beri the much. Will go for second run.

Was discussing about the need of getting degree overseas todae with me friends. I was saying that with the yrs they spend getting a degree, if i use that period to work, my pay rise will be some wat equvilent to their entry pay, plus me got experience working. Then calculate the money and time u spend on ur degree, the money u earn will hardly be gotten back as compared to ppl who did not go get a degree. Then me friend sae some job need a degree as a prereqisite but there is still the yrs of experience that companies look for.

So our conculsion was, after diploma, work first. Then get the yrs of experience, save up, then go for degree, hop job. And not all job really need a degree on entry level, except medicine, physics or engineering. Ya thats about it for todae, u all can leave now.

Todae reach home early! 5 o'clock reach home liaos haha but until now haven bathe... Now adays beri lazy... Haiz... Now adays alot of places are on high alert, esp. after the bali bombing. Singapore quay areas all step up in security, office building, airports and army camps... Then russia 700 hostages episode in moscow by those chechen rebels. Then putin(sounds like the sound made when me cake plop into the bowl) sae 'The same people who organised the Bali bombings had planned the Moscow hostage-taking.' direct quote from straitstimes one. Haha so now everybody think that anything bad is JI.

Although those of us with brains noe the difference. JI ppl are cheap cowards that bomb or sabo a place without warning b4 hand one(so me site kena hack, u noe who lar) but rebels are so called ppl with big ideas, never resort to low down methods. Okie still the same lar. Then the chechens are not muslims(are they? they never wear turbans or songkrat wor.) But one more similarity(arent i stating the diff?), they both use the name god in their act of destruction.

Okie JI uses the name Allah and wanted to start a jihad(not the gihad hor, not that one written by the US sniper), a holy war. Then the chechen ppl say 'I swear by God we are more keen on dying than you are keen on living,' Okie god again(maybe this dont count, after all that guy is swearing). Then there is another one is 'Each one of us is willing to sacrifice himself for the sake of God and the independence of Chechnya.' See?

Okie Ting, if u r looking(or rather reading) see how humans misread or misinterpret the GOD thing and use them to get ppl together to do some stupid things?(applicable in alot of diff. areas) Thats why me die die free thinker, futher enhanced me free thinker thinking after me joined the army. Cause in this world, u can onli count on urself, urself and urself. Maybe ur buddy? God dont help u when u late, when u going to die watsoever.(GOD help those who help himself mah, since u help urself, god extra one. READ GOD=REGULAR IN ARMY)

Okie this might offend ppl but then again, god makes u feel better in alot of ways. He take away all ur troubles(u pray one mah), makes u believe after death, their is life, that all ur sins are forgiven if u believe in him and still can go to heaven(since islam and christianity is similar in their roots, JI go heaven one hor. Or they convert, they oso go heaven one. Free thinker, who do no wrong, all go hell one). U can kill thousand by a press of a button but if u believe in Jesus when u die, u go heaven. Afterall, u just did but press a button, the rest is chaos theory mah. Blame chaos lor.

All this rubbish and the fact that i fully believe in myself(ppl who believe god are weak, without a sense of direction in their life), makes me a die die free thinker. Die die oso free thinker. Another quote by those chechen, " 'Even if we are killed, thousands of brothers and sisters will come after us, ready to sacrifice themselves,' declared a female hostage-taker, covered in a black robe except for her eyes. " If u tell them that after they all die, thier brothers over at war will still die, and neither will they go heaven nor hell, they just die and thats it(dissipate with onli the body left), will they still do things like that?

I think not, after all u still love the sound u hear, the touch, the taste the world have for ur senses. U will bound to miss living. Thats all for me crap todae. Hope i convert some christians over to free thinker.(After all, if u die in battle, the "free thinker" on ur dog tag will make the life of the company tat do corpse collection easiler as they no need to do proper christian burial for u. Just bury u lor.)

Haha todae go selarang camp! Go there they treat us eat those portergese(watever that SPEELING is!) egg tarts! Wow too fierce liaos! Then we finish task by ard 2+ so was slacking there frm 2 to 5+ then we go home! Good life le todae. Tomolo me going down and since job alreadi finish, i can go there slack whole dae! HAHAHAHA!

Todae read newspaper(i was slacking, remember?) saw tat NUS thinking of setting a sec sch affliated with them. Cause they sae they are sick of undergrads who are so used to spoon feeding. Never spoon feed, they die. Those undergrads i think about 80% to 90% are from JC so conclusion is JC SUX! Me diploma one mah. But anyway, they sae that they will concentrate on teaching science and maths in their sec sch. Maybe they will bypass O levels but they still discussing whether to use A levels exams or another exam(god knows wat, i recall all this frm memory one).

Then public give some good some bad comments lar. Some sae now difficult to get in Uni liaos, if do this new way, confirm harder to get in, lesser space mah. Then some sae more choices.(Where got? Wat choice?) But i think if they do like that, then the clever and stupid divide(intelligence divide) will be wider.(Think digital divide) Okie that means the cream of the crop will be MORE better off, whereas ppl like U and me(yes, U who read this) will be left further behind. We can crap all we want but still the voices of us, the crap of the crop, will not be heard.(So that makes those cream of the crop, cream of the crap!) Crap=shit! GETIT?

Wah... Todae is a sian dae... Everydae i go camp, sit down read papers, slack and waste time... Feel like i am wasting me 2 and a half years in army... Ok lar me quite good life in army liaos but still complain hahaha. Think its high time i get me driving license liaos le. Hmmm was reading the newspaper todae then come across the report on the china guy who shot dead 2 ppl in a university wor. Hmmm wonder why this sort of thing never happen in Singapore one. I can confirm it have nothing to do with the fact that it is hard getting a gun in Singapore but that ALL SINGAPOREAN(male ones lar) serve NS before. Got gun kill sergents first. Hee i think that china man started his shooting spree because he has problem communicating with the ppl in the Uni. Hmmm like that couples got communication problem(with i think is beri beri common) can go around killing each other... Opps, i think most of them wanted to but anyway, tomolo i no need to go camp!

But still need to go selarang camp... But go there slack! Nvm! Hahahaha!

Evening! Haiz todae me go other camp to stuff, army stuff are sensitive so cannot sae much wor. But anyway todae me 3/4 dae le! reach home at 4+! Damn shiok! Hahahaha! Free 1/4 dae off! But reach home nothing to do... This sort of life i got used to liaos hahahaha.

Other than that, me went arcade in full army uniform. Hahaha me lao jiao liao so never care. But if kena caugth by MP me confirm garantee with chop kena DB. Nvm me just go play KOF. But just now met someone his skill real bad one but his Lin very smelly. Run here run there, play turtle, then do his SDM. His SDM in 2k1 too damaging liaos lar... Like tat lose... Squeeze balls...

Yoz ppl! Hahahaha i remembered yesterday's newspapers, either today or streats, said that now adays local men are getting wifes from abroad and government should do something about it.

Hahaha so its like next time u register marriage with a local woman, u get housing priority, cash incentive every year so as to make the marriage sticks and maybe , just maybe, they will come up with a plan that say, if u marry early and have kids before 20 years of age, they might give u housing or children bonus.

Funny, guys marrying foreigners, gals oso doing the same... Gals sae the guys in singapore are kiasu, unromantic, all the good ones are either married or are gay. Guys sae local gals are hard to please, are ugly(I raise me both hands in agreement! All the chio ones in Japan or Korea, singapore dont have, not even one...), dont noe how to cook and do housework(Once again i agree! Onli a handful of gals i know can cook and willing to do housework!).

Maybe at the end of the dae, the problem lies with the ppl in singapore. Onli ppl from other countries can tahan us. Haiz... Maybe due to our culture.

You might be thinking, hey how come singapore government so kapo one? Everything oso need rule or law? But the truth is, if they never make it known to us or do something about it, population here will decline and since singapore selling point is its ppl, how can singapore survive if our population grow old or ppl move out to other countries?(they marry ppl from aboard mah, stupid!)

Good evening! Haiz todae sian le... Need to go other camp for external matters, i forgot to go... But thank god never got screw too badly but then, me guilt biting... Nvm, tomolo go there lor!

Hmmm, cant seem to find something to look forward to everydae... How arh? Is this wat they call no life liaoz? Wake up in the morning, go work, wait for break, eat breakfast, work, lunch, work, tea break, go home, slack in front of PC, eat dinner, sleep, repeat cycle - of course with toilet breaks peppered in between... Everydae seem the same.

But, it is the small matters that happen each and every dae in life that makes life interesting wor. Just need to open up and see things in another view all together. Wow! Me Talking Zen!

Yo! Good evening to all of u! This is the first post of my blog and now i noe this system is not that real time... Slow in respond time but nvm, i will try to improve!


Ya, i have finally started this blog!!! Wish that i will continue to post regularly and not die half way, like most of the things i did. But anyway, have a nice day!