So ppl, since none of u really comment, i decided to fuck it, and just post watever i like. Hell. I should do this long ago. So this entry, i dedicate it to me gf. So if u r not her, screw off! (but most likely u will read on... nvm) But first, one damn sexist pic to show u guys



So girlgirl, this is wat i am all abt. Read on and behold. (Got this frm evangler(Watever that nick means) blog. so it was done up by another person, not me do one).

SCORPIO MAN (Explains wat the hell a scorpio guy is all abt)

PS: The author who did this got no sense of english, so i suspected it was done up by a singaporean. I will post it as it was, my comments are in bracket.


A man with a foggy clouds over him. (wtf?!?! wat is this sentence suppose to mean? i look stormy all year long? Hell, ppl say i am loveable and cheerful one hor!) He is sensitive and easily hurt and always feels lonely.(Incoherent sentence but nvm, girl, u see hor, me everytime lonely one, thats why need to meet so much, and call u so often) He does not trust anyone but himself.(ya so damn true. ya even u girl, i onli trust myself. so u outside got "xiao bai lian" or not?) Sounding so negative, but he has an amazingly charisma.(HELL YEAH!) He is a compassionate man . (erm all the rest of the girls who are reading this, u can all try me out :) He absorbs other people sentimental feeling and pain. (Freaking hell, i dont really absorb ppl's feelings man, i got no supernatural power. But i feel for ppl, all the time)

He is a good psychiatrist and he could understand complex and confused feeling.(Yes... thats why so many gals call me on the phone. But i still call u so often le girl) He has a hidden power that he could use it to make things happen and do things well.(no doubt) He does not like people who never try to help themselves before asking other people for favors.(yeah! I am god! God(me!) help those who help themselves!) He is the type of guy who mostly achieved his goal in life.(frm day one, i seek to be a "xiao bai lian" and i have found my sugar mummy! Girl Girl!) Once he sets his mind for something, he will put all his energy and efforts in it , whether or not it is a small matter or a big project.(Ya stuff like getting underneath me girlgirl's skirt, getting her to "yang" me after she go out to work, getting her to enjoy s*x) One of the most success man in all the Zodiac(fuck the person's english. Wat does he mean by "success man"? Successful man lar. Yeah, one of the most successful man in the zodiac! Wat more can one ask for?)

He is a very patient man and can waits for years to reach his goal.(Yeah, rem the time i waitied 5 years before i tripped the bully down the stairs? Shit none of u ppl who read me blog are me pri sch frd... nvm...) He hates thin feeling and weak determinations.(so girlgirl, dont show me thin feelings hor! watever thin feelings means...) He can not retreat or rest for long, for he thinks life has more questions and more answer to be searched.(yeah stuff like, "why is sex so enjoyable?", "can one live without sex?", "wat is the feeling of f*cking 3 chio bus at one go?", "just how long can i last in a 24 hr sex marathon?")

If he is in love, you will get plenty of love from him, sometimes may be too much than you have asked for.(yeah, i think me girl girl begining to complain getting to much loving le.... but then u need to noe hor, onli me love so much one.) He is serious about love and relationship and will not waste time with someone he does not love whether how pretty she is.(See? so true! so no matter how ugly my girl girl is, i still love her! provided she do wat i say! "pl*y my sn*k*!!!!")

He hardly makes mistake.(Yeah, me born perfect, sorry!) He could tell if you have any bad thought, and will not hesitate to tell you so.(see lar girl! u dont wanna pl*y my sn*k*!!!!) If you do not like straight forward sincere man, then pack your bag now.(ya ppl who noe me well noes that i am damn straightforward and sincere. Sincere onli to girls so my guy friends never see me sincere b4 one) If you are an over sensitive person, try not to ask for his comments.(u see? dont ask hor) He will tell you the truth, even you might not be able to take it. Example , if you ask him if you are fat (and you are fat), he will say "yes, as big as a balloon".(so girl girl, u really ugly le!) He makes such comments because he cares for you, so do something about your weight and do not get up set with him.(do something abt ur f*c*! Erm sorry... Nothing can be done... Okie, i will kiss it well for u)

If he says "you look pretty today", you can be proud because he will not say such think just to please you if he does not really mean it.(u see? that is why i never say before!) There will be both kind of people, those who like him and those who hate him. (and those ppl who love and hate me!) If you are in love this guy, be strong and belief in your decision, do not be vulnerable.(ya u need onli be vulnerable in bed!) He remembers all his anger and will wait for his pay back time.(girl, u still owe me 1700 hit on the buttocks by my bokken hor. U dont run. Got interest one. One month owe, 20% more.)

He is very serious about your promise, do not promise something you could not keep.(ya but u never say u will love me forever... so sad...) He loves his friends and will do anything for his close friends.(note: close friends onli! i count got how many close friends... 4! tats all nia) He likes you to take care of him, but not in front of his friend.(Neh! I want u hor(girl girl) to cook, wash clothes, do house chores and earn money! U breadwinner!(win liao rite?) Then i stay at home PS2!) He is a complex man and you will never understand what he means if you do not really know him.(go figure wat this entry mean!) He is happy to know he is a complex figure.(HELL YEAH!!!) When he is thinking or when he needs his privacy, you should give him some space.(ya i got pms too)

He memorize everything well.(u owe me 1700 hit on the buttocks by me bokken!) You may say something that you already forgotten, but he will remember every words.(u say u will pl*y sn*k* one!) He wants to be respected and admired and at the same time he does not like people to have power over him.(wtf? wat "at the same time"? Ppl who are respected and admired do not have ppl having power over them! Nvm, it simply means that girl girl, u "chong pai" me, but dont make me do anything hor. Onli can do funny bed manuveurs(f*ck... speeling kena influence by this guy...), nothing else)

When he falls in love, he really falls deep.(so now damn deep le... how??? Play snake hor! shit... forgot to censor...) A man in this Zodiac once in love, he will be sweeter than sugar.(U SEE??? U SEE???) He does not like a plain and simple woman.(Siao liao.... jialat.... but anyway, fall in deep le mah!) A complex woman's mind is his venture. (YEAH YEAH!) Always be interesting and able to talk to him about every things in any subjects.(ppl who read me blog should noe that me blog are beri random. tahara made a comment on it too. hmmm should change this to random ramblings...) He does not like a woman who sits around waiting for his call.(no, u dont wait, U CALL ME!)
So that is wat banedon is all abt. Next, we move on to wat my girl girl is all about.

AQUARIUS WOMAN (ya me girl girl is an aquarius. She is yunjie btw :P)
PS: done by the same guy so expect the same stuff hor.


If you are in love with a woman in this zodiac be prepared to be very happy or be very sorry.(i am so very sorry rite now...) She is a very busy person with her own matters similar to a guy in this zodiac.(see? everytime no time to call, no time to go out... so sad...) She is able to live by herself without any guy in her life, a very strong person indeed. (see? say stuff like i can go fly kite and leave u alone... u wouldn die one... u wouldn die, i die first mah....)

Not because she does not have a dream guy, but if she can not find such person, so what. (this one hor, u all can see how "attitude problem" my gf is) Because she thinks she could do anything that a man can do.(no no no, u got no sn*k*!) She is a leader , a real confident type.(...? confident? leader?)

She likes to do things by herself, such as serving herself, opening the door herself. (next time go home urself hor?) Because she thinks waiting for a helping hand is a waste of time, and she is not patient enough to wait around for that.(ya f*cking no patient one, sorry kena influence. no patience one) If she starts to ask you out, do not think she starts to flirt with you, but because she thinks it is a waste of time to wait for you to be the one who asked.(now i rem why last time meeting all u plan one...)

She likes a COOL guy who sometime act like he is ignoring her, so he has a chance to show him his own confident.(WAH! like saying me like tat! I noe i fit the bill! so cannot treat u too good...) She like to guess her man's reaction, but at the same time she likes to has many men wanting her.(... so u like to have alot of "xiao bai lian"...) She is a daring type who could just do thing differently from other people in her same society.(???? be the first to lose ur v*rg*n*ty! Wat??? u not the first le???) She dare to fight for what she thinks belonged to her. (no! ur v*rg*n*ty belongs to me :P)

Even she acts confident she mostly feel lonely and alone.(oh true... so true...) If she breaks up with someone , she won't show any emotion even deep down inside pain and agony.(i dont noe wat this sentence mean... "ang moh" worse than me girl girl...) Not for long she will come back to be the cheery and merry person again, because she looks at the world positively and has "Faith" in the word "Love".(????)

She has more men friends than women friends, so do not be a jealous type if you date her. (caous... me jealous type...)She could be slightly jealous, but she hates jealous guy.(WAT?) She loves "Freedom" so before and after marriage , her freedom has to be the same.(nono girl! we shall see, hahahahahahaha!) She likes you to trust her, even if she does not trust you anyhow.(u say le girl? u tell me lar?)

She likes to be the one who is "Right", so if you argue with her , let her win if it is not a big deal for you in that subject.(hahahaha nvm now i am on the winning streak so i dont really care :P) She is a straight forward type, so if she does not love you anymore, she will just tell you straight to your face.(so all those "i love u" all real one?) Her love and relationship are always real, so if she say "It's over" be prepare to leave, she is not testing you.(wah... so cold... nvm steal ur v*rg*n*ty first)

She is not a vulnerable type, so do not have to worry about her, she will survive by herself.(Ooookay! now i noe!) If she is with you when you get sick, she will certainly take care and look after you, even look after you mean "small loan".(wtf? wat that guy trying to say again? burden?) Do not have secret with her, she hates it and really can piss her badly.(u good... cannot keep secrets then u urself keep so many???) When she is sad , be understanding.(i understanding a not? i understand u sad so we quarrel mah. see? so understanding!) When she is happy, be happy with her, she likes that.(oh yeah! then we romp in b*d!)

You will not get bore with this type of girl.(erm... i beg to differ...) Someone who is close to her will know that deep down beneath that confident and cold hearted person, she is just as fragile as any woman.(no! so not true) She is a fun and talkative person and she likes to tease you.("tease me on me sn*k*! tease me on me sn*k*!" sing to the tune of "the pinky and the brain") Do not let she talk alone, if you do she will leave.(god... why didnt she leave earier?)

She has many type of jobs because she beliefs what a man can do, I can do.(yayaya she believe wat a "man" can do, the author can do. i noe) If you want her to work for you, forget it.(oh? but she promised!) When she is in love, she will just leave her job in the day time just to come to see you, but not for long she will go back to work seriously again.(see? u never hor!) Prepare to live and love with a "Working Woman" then you will be OK.("i wanna cry... i wanna cry... i wanna burn the whole house down... i wanna make her regret all her decisions..." sing to the tune of "linkin park" "i wanna heal/feel" song, wat ever that title is...)

If she mad, find a shelter for the "Hurricane" is here!(man... this author writes funny stuff... hahahahahahaha) Her bad temper will last very shortly though.(always cool off after she saw the sn*k*!) She is not a revenge type and will not think of "pay Back" time.(me will!) Most people might think of her as "One of a guy", but in fact she is a 100% woman.(this i can verify) She is easily hurt, so be nice with her.(i nice or not? use sn*k* let u pl*y hor!) If she really loves you, then you are lucky because she is an honest, truthful and will never bored you.(lucky....? -_-") Understand that sometimes she will be over confident and sometimes like to have power or act bossy.(oh just u wait girl! onli can do tat in b*d hor!)

So that is all girl girl. I love u deep deep! (next issue, i will discuss zodiac on all me regular readers. Namely seng/piseces, tahara/libra, linhui/tarus. Correct me if i am wrong abt ur signs. Ya, i noe, logic still read me blog ba, but i dont noe ur zodiac... Oh and there is another guy reading me blog but i dont even remember ur name. Nvm since u r a guy. Wondering why i rem logic? Apparently, frm wat i gather, logic's a girl :) Enjoy!)

Found this rather interesting pic.(yaya i discovered a pic hosting way, so get ready for more pics.)



Cool device man. Wish i had one :)

Yes ppl, it is me again. (Wat did u expect? its my blog anyway) So wat do i have install for u? But first things first, why did i blog so late (erm, so early in the week in fact)? As some of u guys might have guessed it, zero comments made me lazy.(damn, i shouldnt have implement the comments thingy) But, then again...

So this is going to be a real trashy issue. I was out with my sec sch friends, namely ah cheng and one of our pals, and we had one of our tok cock sessions. U know, where me lament abt stuffs that is happening, just wat life is abt to us. And we realise back then, when we were in sec sch, our tok cock sessions revolves around deep stuffs. Cosmos, computers, physics, wat not, they some how or another made their way into our conversation then. We might not have fully understand those things but talking abt them makes us look smart, grown up. But this recent cock toking session, everything was abt sex, sex, sex, and sex, with more sex. (guess we really grew up, afterall)

There is this saying that i particularly like, think u guys must have already heard abt it. (as much dirty as u think i am, i actually heard of this onli then) "When u dig ur nose, ur nose feel "song" or ur finger feel "song""? So now we noe. So guys loses out afterall. Poor guys... But being gentlemen, we dont mind being the finger, but anyway, after this, the question that comes next was apparent. "Do girls(and some guys) enjoy anal sex?" (to those who dont noe, anal sex is wat u guys call "ass fuck".) Our pal remarked that he got a friend(a guy in fact) who insisted that the one on the receiving end has no pleasure wat so ever. How can he be so sure? He tried guys b4? But his answer was, "I did rectumscopy(watever the exact medical term is, it just means stuffing a camera-like rod up ur ass), so i know." Kudos to this brave soul.

Talking abt asses, i discovered that there are alot of shock sites located in the internet. Wat does it mean by shock sites? These sites normally contain pictures that are very shocking, disgusting, abnormal, that are meant for the viewers(u poor souls) to get shocked, hence shock site. So there was this pic, of a fat bastard(i can it that he is frm the "white" origin) standing in front of the camera, bottom(his ass lar) facing the camera, bending down, using both his hands to open up his ass(i mean literally opening it up, the size of the hole was abt a handspan), with his dick erected. MY GOD!!!!!! So f*cking gay.... And i was having my dinner then.(i got this habit of having dinner while online.) Dont ask me how i happen to be here, or wat happen to my dinner. And there was another pic where a guy was lying on the deck of a boat, with his dick erected too. Thing is, his dick is about the size of a average boster(u noe, the thing u hug to sleep.... I cant speel for nits). Okie this wasnt so bad as the first.(and frm wat i heard, it tend to make girls go high too)

Enuff abt sex and all the carp, erm... i mean crap,(one cant live without sex but one cant face it and say sex is great) I noe there are no comments(and citing one of the most popular topics on the net wouldnt help) and so, i will be back touching on wat we left behind. So bear with me :)

I was reading and there was this article about cigarettes. U noe, august onwards, there will be gory pics on packets of ciggeys le. Why? To deter ppl frm smoking. So illteriate ppl will noe the harm of smoing. (just how many of them cant read english in singapore?) And i think swizerland(or some other country) did some thing like this and they citied that 2.something percent of their total population quitted smoking after this when into effect. So singapore are trying to so the same. I mean, we all noe that smoking kills, kill my family, make me low sperm count, my lungs go black, so many things but then, we choose to smoke simply because we want to. There is this theory of making things cost much more and ppl will think twice before using it. Apparently, one of the rock stars(i forgot wat is his name) said that america should make their bullets cost 5k per shot. This will decrease all those random killings in the country. Similarly, we should make per stick of ciggeys cost 50 bucks. Then when we smoke, it is a sign that we go money to burn, similar to the reason why u buy prada, Louis Vurton(wat ever the speeling and wat ever the design cause all of them looks auntie to me). The end.

So there was this report on the news stating that if u put ur handphone in ur trousers pockets, chances are the radiation are killing off ur sperms. So it is recommended that u leave ur phones away frm ur body as much as u can.(leave them in handbags, like wat the girls do.) Then not so long ago, there was the report of eating too much "mentos" kills sperm too. And i burn one pack a day. Then there was the reason why scrutom(the balls, where they produce sperms) are located outside our body. Girls have their ovaries inside their body, but we have them outside. More prone to injury too. No, it is not there because the girls can kick it in self defence. It is outside because the balls need to be a degree lower(read: one degree cooler than ur body temperature) in order to optimumly produce sperm. But i wear underwear(not boxers) and i like me undies to be tight(more secure). So if things are going as wat i had, i reckon i am a freaking impotent(oh ya, my phone are always inside me trousers pockets, if u wanna noe, and it is a freaking old GD90. So freaking high radiation). So girl girl, we can save up on condoms(saving up on and saving up for has totally diff meaning) and try it bare back. And if we hit the jackpot, i can write and flame the reaserchers or say that chinese, are afterall, more potent than caucasians.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Was reading a book todae, on the crimes that singaporean women did in the past. All of it were murder cases and i got to see how the jurdicial system works here. Apparently, frm wat i read, it was really fair. Some of them commited murder, murdered their hubbies infact, but got onli 6 years in jail. Alot of stuff are considered when they are giving out the death sentence and so, it is quite fair lah. But then tahara's point kicks in, and i still think that death penalty is bad.

One thing i do noe is wat the inmates do while on the death row. They are given no duties, no nothing at all. They are locked in their cell, which is rather dark, even i nthe afternoon, and the cell longest distance apart was 4 foot. So the imates woke up at 5 30, had their breakfast, go back sleep, wake up pace around, lunch at 12, go back pace or sleep somemore, dinner at 6, then more pacing and sleeping. 4 steps to, 4 steps fro. It is enuff to drive alot of ppl mad. And u get to stay on the death row for abt 1year plus... Before they actually hang u. And no, u get onli to choose ur last meal, u cant go geylang for one last shot le... So u got alot of time in there to think about ur crimes and feel guilty about it. Kinda sad man... Okie, there are religious help, and u can spend the time finishing up the bible. No wonder so many famous killers commited sucide there...

And going by the news, didnt u guys realise that there are more and more funny illness, deaseases, mutations of human kind? Like i said before, nature uses the elimination process, the survival of the fittest. So for every odd one that the current "high tech" medical practitioners saves, there will be a few funny offsprings that the saved produces. And u need to save them again. And again. And again, until the cows finally come home. So my theory is, if there is something wrong with that person, kill him. Hmmmm..... Eugenics again....

Notice the new NKF children funds commercial? How they uses sick looking children to tug ur heartstring? They are exthorting(arh.... SPEELING!!!!) ur monies! Like i said, just kill them, and we can forget abt high medical bills(that u need to pay ALL THE TIME) but just spend once on the high funeral bills. And we dont need the NKF to start with. Just the funeral parlour will do...

So i got the solution to all the problems here. Just kill the ones that are odd. Aryans rulez!!! Erm sorry....

Btw, just to let u guys noe, banedon is my rl alter ego(or wat i would like to think it is) So by no means let this blog influence on wat u think i really am. I am much more worst than this. I am trying to be nice here :)

Hmmm recently, (this is a damn incoherent blog... ideas shooting all over the place) i am thinking abt using a digi cam and make a comic strip out of the figurines i have. Thing is, i got all the figurines, storylines, plots and props, i just need a digi cam... So if anyone of u got a workable digi cam that got a decent megapixel and willing to let me have it cheaply(if free, all the better!), i will dedicate this site to u. Not that it is anything but then, help the poor and needy! *pulling at ur tender loving heart strings....*

Thats all folks! But before i go, came across this line(oh ya, the quotes thingy are back):"Guys are like diapers, they cling to my ass, and are always full of shit." But then, u need to know where the shit comes frm. (saw it on a girl's backpack, btw)

Hi ppl. Think u all must be wondering why i update me blog so early in the week.(i just back frm aikido too... so damn shag still blog) Reason is a just caught 10 mins of the news on channel 8 and was very shocked at how ppl use to handle matters now... But anyway just to keep u guys updated a bit on wat is going on in me blog.

As all of u guys might have noticed, i posted me pic "just not so long ago" (actually it was just yesterday) and as promised, i left it on the net for one dae onli. If u r wondering why u see cartoon after u click that link, the above is the reason. It is not a prank, just tat u miss the time slot :D

So wat abt the news? I think u guys should noe that the korean that is(erm... was) held captive by the terrorist?(can someone tell me how the hell that korean ended there? he went there for holidae?) Apparently US soilders said they saw his corpse. Funny... I got this thinking that those yankies will deem any dead ppl that looks yellow the korean. Not that we get to see the captive's face afterall. Nah, this is not the reason of me getting utterly shocked. The thing is the terrorist threaten to kill the korean captive if the korean government didnt withdraw their forces in 24 hours. And wat did the korean government do? They didnt withdraw lar(expected).

As u can see, the korean government did something that is expected. U cant give in to the terrorist or they will continue to capture ppl and use them to threaten governments. So it is logical to not give in to them. But think again. Wat will those terrorist turn to? They will just kill whoever they see(that are not their own kind lar) and never give a chance for any of the non muslim there to survive.(sorry, racist remark) So which is best? To have an option or just plain kill? U decide.

So now, we think in the shoes of the government. I would like all of u guys to keep in mind this term, "Face Value". Read on!

So for the government, which is the better solution for them? To have an option from the terrorist or just let the terrorist kill anyone they like? In this sense, i would like to think that they prefer the latter.(okie, i state here first. This is my humble opinion hor.) Why? Simple, if the got an option, they would have to hold meetings, consider whether to give in or not, the make public announcement that they cant let the whole country down for just one of their country man. They are sad for the lost but after serious and careful considerations, to let the guy die is the best way out.(so u see, i still noe the actual "real" reason hor, so dont flame me :P) They did all this because of face value, they dont want to appear to the whole wide world that they are a bunch of "no balls" who can give in to the terrorist, on just one live of their kind.

But if the terrorist just kill whoever they like and some how one of the kena killed is their fellow countryman, the government of that country will step forward, declare to the whole wide world that the terrorists are fuckers that deserves to be burn in hell.(interestingly, those terrorist believe they will go to heaven if they died for their cause... given equal human rights(i mean in the "god" sense) who will go heaven? so is there really heaven? one thing to note, i believe that religion is a very great driving force for ppl. For developed countries, religion = money) So, the government didnt have to hold meetings, make decisions that make them look bad, get to scold the terrorist in public, and in turn, raise their face value.

I think most of u guys will think that the government is right. But just think, if the captive happens to be u(i noe lar, u dont go there, wouldnt go there for holidae, how the f*ck u will end up there?), wat would u want ur country to do? U would want them to do something to save u rite? Stuff like send a commando unit into the area that is known to hold u, and get u out in 24 hours, at least, those commandos are paid by ur tax monies.(read: metal gear solid, solid snake, banedon!!!) Or they can do subterfudge(pardon me bad speeling again), fake the terror that they are send out their forces, and make them release u. K, those terrorist might be damn smart to see it through, but at least they tried. (They are paid by ur g*d-d*mn*d tax monies, k?) Or those terrors might be real f*ck*rs and kill u after ur government did wat they requested. So wat to do if kena caught? Lan lan suck thumb and wait to die.

As u all should noe, this whole discussion thingy isnt enuff for me to be shocked. I expected the government to do wat it did. But wat stuns me is the news that follow this. read on.

The subsequent news article is on a male child with tumors on his face who went to taiwan to remove the tumor and to have cosmetics surgery.(true, i think some of the ppl i noe(not me friends) needs it too :P) This male child got a tumor growing in his face(how the hell did that happen?) and couldnt see, speak or just do normal stuff with the tumor on his face. So he went to taiwan and got it removed.(forgot which country that boy came frm, apparantly SEA as his father speaks malay, and cant really speak english.) Why this thing shocked me? It is onli natural that we did this to help the boy. But think again.

My arguement is that why did the government(i omitted the actual country, but the damage is done)let down his fellow countryman under captive, (no no, this has nothing to do wif the abovementioned government) but saves a boy who got a tumor in his face? Reason i can find is face value(again!). Why? U all should noe why the government did it. And why face value for saving the child. Apparently, if u kena this sort of funny sickness, u need to find a willing hospital and willing doctors willing to take the risk of operating on u. If they did it, face value again.(think along the line of the iraq sisters) Okie, those doctors really mean to save lifes (and it makes me look bad when i say this) but my point is, are doctors onli the one that are certified to save lifes?(and god... u caught this news bits on tv? seen how the doc jiggle his bum? makes me look like a pro on the dance floor....) Government are meant to lose them? Why do all these just on face value? So everyone will look good?(if not, choose the option that makes them look best)

Come to think of it, if the child boy had died, it is kinda expected(not tat i want him dead), due to his condition. Even if the child boy is cured, is it garanteed that his offsprings will not suffer the same fate? Why not just... (sorry i got carried away... so i support eugenics afterall... hey, i still have to say this... I pity ppl who r named eugene...) But the korean captive deserved to die? He got a family(wife, that one that cried so bad... never see any kids though), a job, and he f*cking pay taxes to the government. And they let him die? U see my point?

Hmmm... I was thinking abt why a leader(u noe, a government leader or something) must be a male, and at least pleasant looking to boot. Why not be a pleasant looking female? U see, if u see a handsome man leading u, u follow him, look up to him. If u see a pretty lady leading, u masturbate.(and god, i swear to god, i never look at arroyo and masturbate. she is not a bit pretty in the first place.)

Okie, alot of u will say stuff like think for the greater good and stuff like tat but all of u who noe me noes that i am one of the few ppl who really treat all living things equal. Regardless u r a monkey(i mean physically hor), a donkey, a mosqito(i have to admit i enjoy killing these), a pervert, a murderer, a first class citizen, all of these(notice i use the word "these") got the right to live. They are part of the ecosystem and are here for a purpose(sorry, wrong guess, i dont worship Gaei(wat ever the fancy name they have for mother earth... Gaie something... pronouned like "GA YA"))

See my point? That is how sad humans are. Killing their own kinds in different ways(the terrorist way, the "lawful" way, the "bo liao just for fun" way...) so many ways we kill ourselves. Animals do kill but mostly for food or provoked. Some of us kill them(or ourselves) for no apparent reason. And if u noe the world wastage on killed animals that are not consumed(we called them meat, btw) but left too long that they rot, u will question if those animals died worthwhile. With so many deaths going on(humans, animals, watever), i am surprised with the birth rates(controlled and wat not) that can keep them in stock(so much so that we overpopulate earth)

Enuff for me blabberings, the last para seem just so out of point... But nvm, i will still include it. So ppl, i need u comments :) Oh ya, if u r wondering, this blog surprises me alot. I thought i wasnt capable of another great entry but IMGO(not humble this time, this is In My Great Opinion), i think it is a great blog entry.

Smilez, take care.(and for those who had seen me pic, dont fall for me.)

PS: And if u r wondering why i take me pics off, i fear repercussions, for this great blog i own.

*ATTENTION* I have created a link to two pages which will show me pic. Will onli let it air for the whole of Tuesday, June 22, then i will take it down. Just to let the ppl who frequent me blog see :) Fan service. Hahahaha *ATTENTION*

*ATTENTION* Me own pic *ATTENTION*

*ATTENTION* Me and me girl girl *ATTENTION*

Harlo ppl, its me again. And as always, i am using company time to blog.(and i have realise that blogging during company time increases my brain activity, which inturn produce better blog. maybe is the "risky" feeling of "getting caught" that turns me on, erm, i mean get me thinking. frm now on, sundae issues sux.)

So i meant Zhi Kai at compass point this afternoon. (zhi kai is one of my sec sch friend, if u dont noe. think seng (and a few of my friends) will noe his guy) Got to noe frm him that some of our sec sch class mates are making it big in the coporate world. Makes me feel kinda useless, but anyway, i am useless :) (except maybe in blogging... and srw.. and s*x...) Some of me classmates are driving, earning much more (than me) or just having a better life than me. But hey, i dont really give a shit.

Recently just met one of me poly mates when i atttended one of the HP courses.(ya he work the same job as me) This friend used to be a beng in my poly, and he mixed with the rest of the bengs in my class. But u noe wat? Other than him(he ended up same job as me, but he drives wor... anyway..), the rest of the bengs are setting up companies each. One of em did so well that he got customer base over at chicago, and a few other countries i forgot. And this guy isnt even out of army yet.(he kena retain one yr...) And ppl who studies well(some of my other friends even got degree le) are earning just about or slightly more than wat i am earning... So wat does all this proves? Cert means shit. U onli need to have guts and foresight.(okie, and capital).

Think u guys can gather frm the above that my measurement of how successful a guy is to wat car he drives. It is true to a certain sense as all of us singaporeans noe that having a car here in singapore is a damn expensive and big luxury(speeling... watever...) item. If u can afford a expensive big car, confirm can afford a flat and quite decent living. Hmmm....

And one thing i realise is all my poly friends are getting a degree or doing some other courses... Got me wondering whether i should go get one or not. Cause frm wat i can see, a degree cost min 20k, and it can onli get u a pay abt a few hundreds more than mine. So u need to work 100 mths(4 yrs+) in order to earn back the cost of ur degree. Dont tell me abt jobs prospect or watever cause now IT line all contract base(majority, that is) and there is very little job advancement there. Management IT post? Wat makes a Aust Uni grad think that they would get such a post? They are alot alot of NUS NTU computer grads out there.(and somehow, they are deem to be better than the rest.)

And my other friends in army or sec sch classmates who had a dip isnt doing anything about furthering their studies... And i use them as an excuse, saying that since they didnt get a deg, and can still survive, do i really need one? Hmmm this got me worried after some considerations...

Think i will quit boring u guys with wat i am going to do wif my life. One reason why i blog todae is because i met a MP. Actually i dont give a f**k to a MP, he can do watever he likes but this particular MP(a woman, btw) came to my sch and gave a talk. Read on.

One thing i noted about MP is that they are somewat arrogant(watever the speeling), and they try to act normal. So the feeling u get is funny. I might feel that the MP is arrogant because she is a MP (although she might not be arrogant afterall) and she tries to treat us as equal(tries so hard that i actually feel it, and got embarrass by it).... Hmmm.... Basically, after meeting this lady, i got this funny conception that all MP are actually normal ppl, onli thing is, they speak up their mind, and are superb in the PR side. Hmmm... Someone do correct me if i am wrong here. So much for the assessment as i didnt really spend much time wif here.(how could someone like her be bothered abt wat a handsome young adult is thinking abt?)

Another thing i realise is that MP oso longed to be treated as someone of a equal stature, not to do things just for them. And alot of times, with their presences, normal ppl fret alot le. One of the clerks in my sch got so worked up when this MP is coming that she ran all over the place to hunt for me, and demanded me to set up her laptop and get the mike working. She can shuff the laptop up her own ass for all i care, but apparently, setting up PC equipments for vistors is one of my job scope so i lan lan and did it for her. And when the mic cant work, the clerk pratically did a anime impersonation there on the spot. She was running around(more like pacing around but in running speed), her arms trying to mimic birds in flight, and she kept screaming(okie, just short of screaming) "jialat! MP coming". (sort of make MP seems like a new A bomb or something) NOW! DONT ANYONE OF U LAUGH! Tell me honestly, which one of u guys dont crumple under stress? One of the good points i realise i got is i have yet to crumple under stress like these. Hmmmm.... Might be due to my "bo kad lan" attitude. But it was funny while it last.

Why are ppl giving MP special treatment? They are meant to be our voices, voicing misgivings of wat the general public have for the government(or so i tot, if i wrong, correct me). Watever else they do(stuff like paper work, opening ceremonies), i dont give a f**k.(*shows middle finger*) So normal public should remember not to show them special treatment and to bugger them with small little issues that make ur life difficult(stuff like ur neighbours(neighbour... are they horses? ppl who "neigh" alot?) switch on karaoke too loud, on top drip wet clothes to ur dry clothes). This is why we have MP. Dont tell me abt the monthly parliament meetings they attend. Some of em are caught sleeping.(on tv somemore)

Hmmm i got one more point to add in my blog but i forgotten all about it le... Nvm... Will add it in the next issue(provided i rem). So that is all.

PS. If anyone of u guys are wondering, i am not from law fac. I didnt even have the honour to step into NTU nor NUS, even for nonrelated stuff. Thing is, my good friend, seng, is helping me advertising this blog over at his law fac. Ya, i noe, lawyers dont like bad english, but i didnt really expect to laywers to read my blog regularly. This blog is for ppl with nothing better to do.(say, like lawyers undergrads on sch holidaes!) But anyway, if u are wondering why seng is doing this, rest assure i am not holding him(or any of his family members, girls he aiming) under gun point. He did all this because he is aiming for the ULTIMATE GOLD MIP(most important person) BONSS membership scheme. No, this is not bribery as BONSS is onli a fabrication now. Oh i forgot to add, for the ULTIMATE GOLD LOYALTY YEARLY BONSS membership(thereafter referred to as "UGLYB" card, erm, the "ugly b" card), u need to pay a small fee of US$20k(per annum) for the nessesary paperwork and a 24k gold card.

P.P.S. I have added a link to tahara site, as all of u have requested. Ya, the site that tahara provide when u click his name is not in existence. Just drop by his site and game a stupid no brainer comment. Added a counter and a new bravenet guestbook. No time to do formatting so the site looks kinda messy rite now.

Oh abt the new guestbook, those who had sign b4, can help me sign again? Then sort of put ur alias there and some personal info there bah. Stuff like who the hell u r, ur webby, ur friendster, ur address, so that i can go burn ur house down if u get out of hand here in me blog :) Have a nice dae!

Btw, saw this quiz thingy that states ur personality and this is wat i got:






What type of Bishounen are you? Find out at artificial-soul.net by Rin.

Which Villain Character Are You?


Yeah, i am that cool.

Yoz ppl. Its me again. Am very very happy i find the comments for my blog entry longer than my actual blog post. I was very very honoured by the time u guys spend to think and write comments for my blog. Like i said i thank all of u from the bottom of my heart. (And i hope trolls dont find my site)

But anyway, after reading the comments, i was very glad for all the additional points/thoughts that u guys shared for me to ponder on. Really, without them, i can onli think of the points i had stated. And btw, LinHui, I am sorry. I appreciated ur comments! The thing is, dont take it too hard as any arguments here are onli against the point u bought forth. And i noe tahara in person, his english is already very powerful and that comment he gave is his standard. He is not trying to show off or anything. Ya, it might be a bit sharp but i really like tahara's comments. Cause frm that comment u can see that he really think about the issue, and put them forth is a very direct and provocative manner. That is the style i always seek but my "ang moh" not that power. His comment is meant to stir up feelings cause if it doesnt, ppl wouldn really think abt it and just shurg it off. (But anyway, i think the reason why there is so much comments is because it is the holidaes now(for linhui and seng) and tahara just ord. Once sch reopen, i there would be as much le ba)

So wat am i up to nowadays? Update so frequently? Ya, comments frm u folks motivated me and i am on leave these few daes so very free :) And i got a comment from ah seng friend that says i am a very intensive writer. Hmmm... Wonder wat it means... Cause i write intensively? Nvm...

So wat i have in this blog entry? Hmmm alot of ppl had been telling me to write my piece of mind on the china issue. Apparently there are a few funny issue going on there. Thing is, i havent touch world news since i ORD... (That was back in april) So frankly, other than knowing wat funny things is happening in singapore(i read "wan bao"), i have absolutely no idea wats going on there. Cause whenever i am free, it is PS2 or "gf" time.(i read "wan bao" in the toilet) Guess thats the main reason why my blog issues are getting frm bad to worse.

Anyway, i said b4 to post old entries but after considering, think it wouldnt interest u guys. Ya i noe, this is my blog and i write wat i wanna write but the fact of the matter is, i will miss all of u guys' comments. Ya i noe, comments are onli comments but i have worked for 2 years before i get all this wor. Okie lar back then no comments sections. (but i noe once sch reopen, there would be as much, so i might change it back when that time comes) Hmmmm... So the thing is, this site might be used to discuss current affairs, news that is happening around the world. Hahahaha need to do my studies le... CNA.com, here i come!

(half an hour... later...)

Actually intended to go to a news website and see wats interesting there and use it as cannon fondder. But ended up having chats in MSN and ICQ, downloading porn pics in the background... Wat a sad life... Hold a mo, i try again...

(one and a half hrs... alot later...)

Hmmm... Realise that i should read newpapers, and type my blog offline so as not to be distracted by scandily claned(watever the speeling is) girls and girls tat kept making my MSN "ta la la"(or watever that chime is). (the onli thing in my mind is "teh ne ne" but nvm if u dont noe... It is just the prelude to the star wars theme)

Arh... Website still loading... So f**king long...

God... It is still loading... Fed up with 56K...

Arh... Porn page hang... My pics! ... ... ... finally i can read the news...

Hmmm... US engineer executed by Al-Qaeda... Then Saudi killed Al-Qaeda's militants... Hmmm... When a country kills a man, i just seem so wrong. But when a court condemns him, it just seems alrite. Courts are after all man made. Nvm...

Hmmm cant seem to find the china taiwan thingy... But just saw the news on the taiwan abrigal look-alike "xu chun mei". God... She looks disgusting, talks more frank than me, in my opinion, William Hung fares better... And she do sell out shows and such in taiwan... Are we supporting misfits all of a sudden? Misfits should go home and sleep, just like the rest of us.

Hmmm... Cant seem to find any interesting stuff there...

This method of updating me blog is killing me... I will change back to my old self.

Arh... Feels so good... Porn porn porn porn porn. Porn is the way of life. Guys who swears that they never watch porn are either posers or just plain liars. Porn, arh, without it, a guy got no other way to rid of the "extra" energy. Back then, when there are no fetishes, porn, just look at wat jack did. He ripped girls up man... Nessesary evil u say? Since when is porn evil? U think when a guy f**ks a girl every now and then is evil? So we(even christians) engages in evil stuff every now and then? We are the by products of "evil"? Porn is never evil in the first place. It is a salvation to mankind(teaches us poor souls of the many ways of having s*x, reliefs stress, let ur eudorphins flow...), akin to wat god do long long time ago. (hmmm i was wondering, god do more miracles once upon a time as compared to nowadays. Why? Because we are much more open, did much more sex as compared to back then and so he slacked.)

Arh feels great being back my old self. If the above passage offended u, I AM SORRY! U can read other blogs wor. Hahahahahaha I must kick start BONSS soon.

Anyway, linhui and seng wanted me to do an article on the way china is treating taiwan stuffs. Banned "ah mei", pop bands and artistes are not to use english names, are to use chinese names choosen by the chinese government. And i tot china is already out of that stage... Funny place... So wat is china trying to show? That english corrupts them? Even english names are capable of that? True. They must have seen my site...

Hmm i dont really noe much abt that issue so i cant comment much. Do let me noe of other substansial news or links regarding it so i can write more. Meanwhile, i got a date with my PS2.

Oh ya, i have been giving crap issues these few daes. I promise to do one good one tomolo. Ciaoz.

Harlo ppl. Once again, i pushed my update to a weekdae(that happens to be one of my working dae... during working hrs too... slack job i have here) but let me assure u, once i get sick of my PS2, and used to my hectic lifestyle(oh and the comp too) i will religiously update every sunday. Or so.

So how have i been? Nothing much. PS2, work, sleep, thats about all. Peppered with time for gf, time for friends, time for arcade, u guys should noe that i am leading a good and fulfilling life. So much about me.

So wat i have installed for u guys? Nothing much... My mind is in a blank... Now then i noe u can get a great kick by drinking red bull in the morning. Man... Brain dead...

Just to touch on the comments i got last issue, i realise that the general singaporeans have great misgivings for our little island. For the population here. Why so? I guess u can get this feeling by talking to the general public or reading my blog.(stuff like government are strict, PAP = pay and pay, low educaton here, stuffs like this) Most of them (including me) thinks that the government is crap. We cant vote for the other party(u know, other than PAP) as they are more crap. As we all noe, some of the other parties are prone to "NATO"(no action, talk onli). They talk alot, promise alot, but didnt really do much. And PAP, being experience and conservative(u know, they are prone to the chinese thinking, be humble, dont flaunt wat u did, ppl can see for themselves), likes to promise little, do alot, but most of wat they did, or why they did are not properly broadcast to the general public.(u think alot of ppl here read the news? how many bothered to watch the news on TV?) So ppl just crap abt wat they see or feel. Like GST increase(i truly support this), high cost of living, high cost for cars and flats. I have explained the real reason for them in my previous entry and i am not paid by the government.(even if i like to dress in "all white", i dont like PAP. Their stupid logo....)

So wat do we have? Transport fees increases, stuff increases in price, and ppl complain. They explain the reason but u need to read the news to know them. The reasons are convincing but ppl thinks that they "faking" the public, trying to bullshit us.(see? we are not that gracious afterall) But be assured that they go through audit checks, policies and lot of meetings before they come up wif these. Working with the government before, they do alot of checks and consideration before changes. They are very responsible and i am proud of them. And all they did, they didnt bother to get statistician(watever the speeling is) and give us data, and flaunt about their acheivements. They dont need to, as there are no "other strong parties" to compare with here. And the government thinks that bad comments, feedback from the general public is normal since they cant please u in everyway. They cant do away with tax or we will start to deprogress(watever other words there is). They can onli give out surplus money to the public through ERS, shares, or wat not that they can think of. With all the surplus held on by all GLCs and donations organisations, they can onli do so much.(those glc really are holding on to alot of surplus man. i read somewhere that JTC, Sembcorp are like holding on to a big chuck of the pie as the government itself are not suppose to stash money away. do correct me if i am wrong)

And abt the Lee dynasty, i hate it. Since when singapore lead by bloodlines? But if that sian long can lead, let him try since his father and PM Goh still around, they will keep him in check. (one thing i realise is ppl(like me) likes to crap and say they can do better than wat the government do but didnt really bother to voice out their thoughts or work towards leading the country) One think u realise in singapore is ppl have a "bochap" attitude to alot of things. They bochap this or that, just lead their lifes the way it is. Earn their money, and thats it. Not much ppl here(they are some who still do) bothered to do charity or community services. Why is this so? Is it because we are a nanny state? Because the government spoon feed us too much that we didnt bother to do the rest as the government are already looking into it? Is this good for our nation? I personally think that nanny state is good when we are still progressing from third world to first, but now, they should let things go, and see how competent the population is at getting things done on their own. But this is not a big issue here anyway :P

About misgivings of the general population, the government did do something. They call it the national education, telling u that no one owes us a living, dont take this for granted, stuffs like these. Stinks of selfishness to me man... (u might realise that this blog entry is incoherent, as i am doing this on and off. the lecturer keeps coming to my station and i have to switch to my actual work.) So how to tell the population how great we are?(and boost their morale and patrotic feelings all at one goal?) One thing is to give stats and compare it with Asia. As we all noe, we are alot better(in fact the best) in SEA. Ppl thinks that this is expected and take it for granted. As ppl have traveled across and see how they life, they noe how good we are but the thing is, they cant relate to how we get to this current state in the first place. Our struggle from a puny island to wat we are todae. So they take this as something they "expected" but didnt rejoice in it.(or feel proud of it) We can compare with the big forces is the world(eg jap, US, brit) but u should noe how we stand. Compare with any other country, and the general ppl here dont even noe where that country is, or wat they do.(the geographical knowledge we have here in sing is really pathetic) We are stuck in this funny situation that i cant think of any good solutions rite now.

Oh and abt the jury system, the racism issue, i think they can come up with a fomula/matrix like within on jury, there should be how many indians, chinese, malays watsoever. Like wat they did to HDB flats where u need to have a certain number of minor races in one block. Btw, jury system will use a "blue collar" judge "blue collar" defendant and "white collar" defend "white collar" defendant so to me, it is fairer than a "ultimate white collar" judge judging a "no collar, onli singlet" kind of defendant. How can the judge "feel" for the defendant? He might even hold the defendant in detest. And we can alter the jury system to suit us.(true to the "singaporean" way somemore) Like use a jury, the jury will provide views and considerations to the judge, judge still rule and pass sentences. For wat u say, since that is wat the judge is doing? But views are provided by ppl that belongs to the same work group as the defendant. Not but high level ppl that didnt even work in mcdonalds before.(or ever eat there b4)

Okie so much for all the government thingy. I got half a mind to totally bar government discussions here. Too dry and nothing much to say as most are already touched on in talkingcock.com.(and i dont want this to be another talkingcock site. this is my blog anyway) This is suppose to contain "random musings of a poor trapped soul".(as described by tahara)

I suddenly realise that i have lost a good amount of intelligent entries for this year... I used to discuss phycis, thermodynamics, quantum, funny maths stuffs, how the earth is created stuffs like this here. And back then, i dont have much readers. Think readers came after i included the comments thingy(come to my attention anyway) and after i discuss so much on politics. Never was my forte.(so its no wonder that u can detect alot of discrepancy here and there) So i have decided to repost all my past entries that i deem good for the readers' eyes. (u see, i can slack some more weeks too. good o' PS2)

Do let me know ur views on my reposting old entries.(hopefully i can get away with it) SInce most of u guys just read my blog and didnt bother to go through the archives.) And i am onli a 23 yr old, that havent really see much of the world so my views and comments can onli be so much. (and i suck at physics, sciences, maths all stuffs other than sex) So u suggest a karmasutra? U want to noe my fav positions and stuffs like tat? Due to some technical faults(go figure) i havent been engaging in activities describe above for a few years le. Any chio bus wanna help out here?

So much for this entry, this is a cock entry. Oh ya, about BONSS, i got a domain and an email account registered under the BONSS. The url is BONSS.cjb.net(which incidentally linked back to this site, check it often) and email is BONSS@email.com. Send an email there if interested. Donations u can send instructions of me getting the money to the email too. Will get a paypal and get that service up soon.(but for these 3 weeks, i onli manage to register the domain name and email, use it to roughly gauge the time needed to get the full site up) And for the services provided by BONSS, satisfaction guaranteed(bad speeling) as all the opposite sex will have to go through me first.

Thats all, as always, non sundae issue sex, er..., sux to the core. Ciaos.

Yoz! So now it is time for me new entry. Yeah, i know, it is not even near weekend, then why the hurry? Due to the tremendous(ARH!!! my bad speeling!!!) comments i get on my prev blog post(refer to previous entry if in doubt), i decided it is time for THE MAN to come forward and sort out some stuffs.

Firstly, politics is never my cup of tea(coffee, honey, watever), nor (i will make a generalization here) for the main population(u noe by the number of ppl who actually bothered to watched parliment meetings every month that is aired after the news). So to others(JC students, Uni undergrads), i might be just a part of their dry subject, homework. Nothing good or facinating about it(not like porn). SO WHY ARE WE DWELLING ON THIS TOPIC?!?!?!?! SCARING MY NORMAL READERS OFF!!!(Sorry i couldnt help myself...)

But i will like to add that the situation we have in singapore is uniquely singaporeancanize(if such a word exist, or should i omit the "rean"?) Meaning it is just as "rojak" as most of the things u get here. For example the food here "rojak" together le, language, culture all "rojak" le.(from here onwards, i will use "rojak" as in "mixed up together". not that i actually noe the actual malay meaning). How does this apply to the government here?

Okie, long since before we are born, shortly after WWII, we are just gaining independence from jap/british colonial(i need to go thru grammer sch but u noe wat i mean) rule. That time, we are considered a third world country(that time, living conditions and economic is not as good as now, ya i know, some brits infrastructure still survive during that time but then again...), new in alot of things, and as we all noe, of all things, starting up is the hardest(like the chinese saying goes,"wan shi qi tou nan"). So we used the british system(their english, law, everything) and sort of edit it to suit our needs. For that time, it is sufficent for our needs and thus, nobody complain and singapore progresses.

(afterthought: i would like to add that all these, are started by the leadership of SM LEE KUAN YEW.(wonder wat SM stands for... wait... Senior Minister!(self appointed)) and he saw the nation thru alot of crisis. (haven u attended national education? hmmm vaguely familiar... in the communist setting...) He is good, cause if he just do one wrong move, or do something according to his own wimps, the nation wouldnt be as good as we are now. Just look at all the nation that gain independence recently. Big or small, newly started or not, none of them attained to the efficency we have in this nation.(dont compare with US, Brits, China, or Jap, they are independent frm day 1, even some who are independent for a long time cant match up to us.) So this SM LEE is indeed respectable since he did so much for the nation within his one lifetime(but the credit is not solely his, he is more prominent, thats all. i think it has everything to do with his face. hahahaha his family all got unny faces. ). Some countries need a few good leaders(a few lifetimes) in order to get to their current state. Point to note: i come across this when reading his(SM LEE) autobiography. It goes: "Even if this is a nanny state, i am proud to have fathered one." Good stuff. Be proud of ur mistake. Learn from him. I hereby salute him. *SALUTE*)

So wat i have said previously, there are using rulings and such frm then, when we are a third world country, and still using it on us, when we have already progress to be among the first world nation. Wat does this means? Using third world rules and regulations to govern a first world country lor! Isnt this good? B*lls to u! F*ck u, understand? This is no good at all. U see, its like using communism(to me, it is a seriously warped third world type of government, i wonder why all communist country are stuck at being third world...) on the US. U see wat i mean? Cause as the population gets more and more educated, they start to noe wat it out there in the world(like porn). When they noe wats out there(free porn, no bans), they start to compare(why singapore ban porn???). And after they compare, they start to request for good things that they dont have(we want porn!). Simple? And for our law system, it is already outdated. We should use a jury system here and remove the "death by hanging" for muderers, life imprisonment for manslaughter(but death for druggies, i support that, or drugs will be a society problem).

Why jury? Once upon a time, after we gain independence, we do have the jury system. But there was this incident where some chinese hacked a malay(or vice versa) in a racial riot, regarding some girl whose parents are not her real parents(i forgot about the case le lar). And SM LEE then was a lawyer helping the defendant(that is, those murderers). He noe that those defendants really did murder someone but due to his laywer ethics(or so he says), he managed to get them aquitted, that is, those murderers are released without punishment. He did this my moving the jury(no, he didnt threaten to move them into jail or wat so ever, he not PM yet mah). So his conculsion after this case is to do away with that system once he comes into power. But remember ppl, this period is "early singapore" period, where we are still considered as 3rd world. Where riots, crimes happen more often then now,(nowadays, the onli riots are flash riots. kuku riots that are created by the well fed, nothing to do singaporeans. just one yr or so back, someone posted on the net to gather a number of working adults to do some funny things on the escalator in raffles mrt station. so they gathered abt 10+ ppl, and used the escalators(to go up and down la, no they didnt do crude things to it)) 20 odd times. not that alot of ppl notice it anyway. NO POINT!) and then, ppl are not as educated as we are now. Back then, the jury might be votting for which laywer had a better performance. SM LEE(with his funny face, erh... head) came up with a better performance and so he won. Or maybe back then, ppl are more supersitious and they dont want to send a man to the gallows. They might think that thus they will taint their hands.

But now, with the majority educated(due to the law that states every one who attain the age of 6, are to attend primary school), jury system are fairer than wat we have now. Rite now, wat ever u do, are judge by one guy onli... (I rather be judged by a pool of "fellow citizens".) And since singapore is a country where the population are scared to do the wrong things(no balls country), that one guy(the judge lar!) are oso prone to it. So wat that guy do? He refer to past judgement that are similar to the current case and judge accordingly. So wat does he has? He has a "shield". If somebody says he is wrong, then he says back then, that judge oso did the same things, fault him too(that judge he quoted might be long under six feet...) lar. BACK THEN, POLICE WEAR SHORT PANTS!!!!! You start to see wat i mean? We are progressing economically wise, educationally wise but the rest? Are we to say that singapore is a forward seeking country, lead by a backward government? Quit all those bans and such(piracy are legit bans. we need to empasize on it to look good to other countries. this i noe, not that i support orginal. but why ban original porn???!!!!)! Since now the population are educated, we noe how to think for ourselves!!! If all these are not changed, singapore will never be a gracious state. Ever. Even after SM LEE grandson died.(of course, then his grandson will be PM lar)

Death penalty for muders, life imprisonment without pardon for manslaugther, all these are too harsh for a first world state. Why? When we were a third world country, these are nessesary in order to keep the population in check. Back then, ppl are not as educated, more "rough", and might just kill someone in the fit of anger. So we need to scare them that if u kill, u die in return. Maybe its because chinese are more conservative(something to do with chinese thinking) and so we find it right to kill someone if that someone murdered another someone(complicated....) Now? We can provide counselling, therapy for murderers to guide them to the right path. Wat? U say those dont work? Are u questioning their effectiveness? Then why bother to counsel students, workers and such?

Life without pardon for manslaughter. Hmmm... U see, sometimes things just happens. Like if i am using a nail gun, happily nailing my plank of wood, then someone just happens to past by my nail gun line of sight, and my nail gun just happens to misfire and shoot one nail into his heart, wat happen? That guy died, i get locked up(for life, mind u) for being "suay". In this sort of situation, normally ppl dont think tat u are innocent. How come nail gun so "heng", one shot die? Counterstrike oso not as "heng". Then wat can the "shooter" do? "Lan Lan Suck Thumb".

About death for druggies, i support it, but with strong evidence backing. Why did i say so? Once there was a case that happens here in changi airport. The date and year it happened, i forgot le. It goes something like this. Once, there is this young teenage girl just back from holiday(or something) and she is just waiting to go through the check point. As she is waiting her turn, one sweet lady(how sweet i am not sure) approached her and said:" do u mind carrying this bag over the check point for me? i need to go to the loo. i will meet u there later. :)" So wat did this nice young lady do? She carry for her lor. Just as this young lady was going through the checkpoint, the police stopped her, checked her belongings(and that bag), and found drugs in it. So who kena? The nice girl kena. Then wat that nice girl say? "Not my one, its a lady's one." Who believe her? Then when she was asked to identify that lady, that lady long gone le, where got stay and watch show? So wat happens for this young lady? She cry and cry, kept saying not hers(like any girl who are caught with this sort of stuff) and stuff like tat but then she was hanged soon after. Innocent or not? I am not sure but these sort of things happen. This is how come ur mum kept reminding u not to take parcels or bags or stuffs from ppl u dont noe. So this girl died because she too good, too stupid and too "suay".

With all the bans, system we have here, i think it is time we give them a proper reveiw and change them to suit our current needs. HELLO?!?!?! WE HAVE PROGRESSED, HAVENT WE????? SO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER!!! Wats wrong if someone wants to cut his pubic hair in public? He can jolly well get naked for all i care. Who reported him? Ungracious singaporean! Making alot of noise over stupid little things. Thats singaporean for u, if u havent already noe.(their traits is to make a big fuss out of everything. this is especially prominent in the age groups our mothers belonged to. Oh ya, happens for gals onli too. They can go "wah" over every single thing... sad cases... must be thier sad lifes, washing clothes, looking after "heartless" children, not getting f*cked enuff, lazy to work, so wat do we have? Those ppl we call "kia su ah soh". Damn, must be because of these "kia su ah soh", thats why we still nanny state. "kia su ah soh" can never think for themselves, keeps getting conned by con artist even when the news are showcasing those con artist.... DIE! STUPID KIA SU AH SOH!!!!)

About voting for PM, it happen before mah. We voted for PM Goh le. But back then, it was like a sham. They give u PM Goh, and a fat prick to choose from. That fat prick didnt even bothered to do advertising(maybe the PAP had a hand in this), how can he take on responsibility? It was like :" Hey vote for me if u think that PAP really stands for Pay And Pay." Yes, we hate PAP to a certain extend(i hate their logo...) but how can we afford to vote for that fat prick? At the end, that fat prick will be PM, but onli a puppet. SM still has some say. So i am really worried wat will happen if SM passed away. Will he go heaven? Nope sorry, i am not worried abt that, i am worried abt wat singapore will be after he is gone. Lets face it, SM is old le. Might be going these few years.

So much for our government. Seng, do take all this blog, edit it, correct speeling error, grammer error, omit the crude part, and send it to the DDP or watever that head judge it called. Then CC to SM LEE and his sons(and grandson). Oh ya, i cant hurt if u send it to PM GOH and his sons. Let them learn early. I really hope to see the jury system here started in singapore, at least during my life time. Then i can be the first jury consultant and earn money by helping murderers.

As for the rest of the general readers(those who never post comments b4), this issue is too deep for u. I am glad u survived till here. Go figure. We damn piss now... Wasted my whole afternoon typing this... Work stocked up like stockpiles... Watever. If u r wondering who the hell banedon is, i am tony tan's son.(i say this to cover myself for this blog. free speech, they say...)

Harlo ppl. Sorrie me miss me sundae issue.(trust me, i am not that sorry at all), think u can guess the reason to be my PS2 :) Cause nowadays, thats my life, my soul, my everything. I even wanted to take MC todae but i noe that i can blog using company time so here i am. *Evil grin*

Okie, abt the government, i noe that it is an interesting and common topic u find in forums, chats or wat not. Even ppl in other countries like to talk about the government here. Thing is, i dont really care.(and i think majority of the population here thinks the same. they just complain and crap, but dont really care at all) Why is this so? Ppl frm other countries, esp taiwan, says that the population here has no balls, dont dare to speak up for themselves. But see wat taiwan is getting themselves into?(they can even fight in the parliarment, sorry seng :P) The actual fact is the government here is good. They are responsible, approachable, intelligent and hold themselves well in public. And they lead transparently(though abit the translucent and with an iron fist) and stamps down real hard on corruption.

And to note, we are the best governed countries in asia. Public security, taxes, ammenities, standard of living(i noe this is one of the main complains here but hey, why complain when wat we have is HIGH???), fair treatment in all sort of aspects, not much racism(i noe it still exist to a certain extent but the situation here is alot than wat is in the US), one of the few countries in the world not in national debt, good education system, good system for the ungifted, ex convicts, disabled. Wat more can a country ask for? We can walk safely in the middle of the nite(if u are not a chio bu dressed up sparringly walking in a damn deserted road), everyone here owns a TV, mobile phone, at least been to a restuarant once, and had at least gotten out of singapore once(i mean travelling). Y complain? At least we are not starving, living in atap huts(we got HDB) and doing nothing except lazing around. We can at least get by in singapore.

Wat i want to say is all the negative effects we see, such as rise in GST, high standard of living, high cost for flats and cars and cigarettes, damn strict censorship(but hey, arabs and islam states are worst off man), some stupid bans(i cant stand this, why ban Jap Porn imports? I want to support original for that! oh ya, they lifted the chewing gum ban le heeheehee, high time too). So let me explain why.

High GST is actually good. Y? U see, if they want to raise taxes, they can just raise the income tax or the or the import/export taxes. By raising income tax, everybody will feel it(not that we get much welfare(read: british/US type of welfare) here). Raising import/export taxes(And all other taxes that is not directly involved with the general population) will scare of investors from other countries and those investors will choose countries around us to work with, in turn, cutting down jobs here. But GST, hahaha, is a fair tax. How so? So lets say u got the ability to buy a big item, maybe a car, then u pay more GST. U can afford it mah. So if u r a damn "niao"(stingy) kind of guy, u dont have to pay much GST at all. In turn, it is much more "fair" than income tax. But then, they did strike a balance between the two, and the taxes for them are still quite reasonable. (They did a comparison on other countries, saying that the tax here are lower than those countries but then, wats their standard of living? But they might want to do that, onli thing is scared no one understand. Not everyone study econs(me never study) or thinks as much as me, or as intelligent as me, or as "yan dao" and me, shit i can go on and on but it is getting irrelevant.

Standard of living getting high. Hmmm. This is actually good. As a nation progresses, it is standard that the standard of living will increase. If not, all those economist can jump down from raffles hotel and other countries will hold us in high regards. It is a by product of progress. Think the term is called inflation. Slight inflation is actually good for the economy here, on the gobal scale(so ur yearly raise is just to counter this inflation, dont get too glad). Just to add, the economy here is actually a "classroom perfect" economy. I dont really noe why but not alot of countries can be as perfect as singapore and my friend(Xephyris Tahara D're) tells me so.

Think the high cost of cars and flats, all of us already noe the reason. If we dont control the cost of cars, we will be like manila le. Bad traffic, congestions and all the likes. And if the cost of flats are not controlled(and the registering process), well-to-do assholes will buy more than one flat, rent them out(certified profitable in the long run) or use them for illicit activities. Then poor ppl like me will have to rent from the rich assholes and inturn, rich gets richer, me gets poorer.(cause on the long run, new houses will earn some thousands for the owner, you noe that already.) Okie, cars. Why so ex? I myself loves cars and really hate it when their cost is so high. Not in my life can i ever drive one le(except if my wife is the daughter of some CEO of a big MNC). And the value of cars gets depriciate the moment u drive it out of the showroom. This is to turn off poor fucks(like me) not to get a car when u just strike 4D. U need to be able to support it first. But the transportation here in singapore is very good le. And i have calculated, u can call cab for every little travels(like just going to work, getting to the shopping mall nearest to ur place) and the cost is alot cheaper than driving ur own car. And u got ur own "ahmad" to boot.

Strict sensorship. See? Due to this thing, i can never set up my BONSS!(if u dont noe the meaning of BONSS, refer to the previous blog) Ppl here are just not open minded enuff. They still think that been conservative is good. WE MUST CHANGE THIS THINKING!!! Children now a days are not as well informed in sex as the children in other countries! This is bad cause in turn, they develope a sick curiosity on the opposite sex and girls will lose their virginity young! Just look at the abortion rate on girls below 18! There is at least once such news every few daes. Or girls getting f*cked by other guys, and the girls do it willingly, onli thing is, they underaged.(f*cked man, why these things never happen to me? WHY HAS THOU FORSAKEN ME?) Spare the porn and spoil the child, have u not heard of this saying????

Stupid bans. So far, none of it has affected me so i dont have much to add here. I am not an addict of chewing gums, nor a druggie so i dont mind bans. It keeps us safe and free of the side effects frm them too. BUT WHY BAN JAP PORN IMPORT?!?!?!?! WHY??? U want us to live on US/malaysia kind of crap?(or watever is out there on the net) U noe the reason why Singapore is rated "the lowest sex life among married couples in asia"? U are proud of that? U are still fumbling to noe the reason behind declining birth rates? Why girls get themselves f*cked so early in their lives??? THIS IS THE SOLE REASON!!!!! WHY BAN PORN!!!!! PORN IS GOOD!!!! FOOD FOR THE SOUL!!! "If u watch porn regularly, there is no need for religion" -Banedon.

Cigarettes hike. I quit smoking when i started aikido. Period. (oh and some of my friend quitted "quit smoking" and i would say, TOLD U SO!)
So much for the economy here and the complains we get here. Hope i answer ur complains.

About the SDC thingy, Janson(who ever u r, i dont noe u in rl, but if i do, do knock me in the head to rem u) u r absolutely rite. Their is nothing much to talk abt it too. Cause the non-degree holders hit the sack real early in their life. Learn from them. One vital hint is "beggers cant be choosers".

About the replies i get about my BONSS, i think i will kick start it in the near future. But no, it is a ONSS, not an orgy.(u know, one to one kind of thingy?) Free membership to those who read my blog? Hmmmm... Maybe not cause now i dont have a way of telling who read me blog, but tell u wat, free membership to whoever posted at least once in me comments :) Cheers!

And about the LEE dynasty, choosing own PM(i sill think "sian long"(with a name like tat, i "sian 1/2") looks ugly, his father looks better), dictatorship(i always associate dictator with dickheads, guess it rhyme somewat) kind of governing, and everything about how they rule, i will post next issue. I wasted 1 and a half hrs doing this le. My work getting piled up... So me go le. And btw, if u pick my article(or use some of the views and comments) for ur magazine, thesis, wat not, do give me some credit and most importantly, some dough. It will onli differ if "u" are a "chio bu". We can discuss the details together.

Harlo ppl! So to update u guys on wats going on in me life, i just bought a PS2!!!! Happy! So close friends, if there is a boring weekend u dont wanna spend alone, u noe who to call. But i dont have much games now... Onli 4 but all good games. Fatal frame 2, crimson butterfly, is a damn nice game. Nice gameplay, superb graphics and physics, scary bgms... wat more can a gamer ask for? Enuff of my nonsense, now to the real stuff.

So i have noticed a funny thing. Whenever i became critical towards the government, i get alot of feedback. Are we really so suppress by the government that none of us speaks up?(except crap in my blog?) Or are we lazy to speak up since rite now, the situation is not that bad and we can still live with it? So ppl, we gonna speak up!

Another thing to note is i didnt noe ppl will get interested in the SDU thingy... Like wat they do, wat it is for and stuff like that. So when ah cheng suggested that SDU might be a good topic, and from the feedback i saw, so here i am doing this blog issue even though it is not sundae yet.(due to the existence of the PS2, i dont even noe if the sundae issue will be out on time. I might just blame it on "mind blank" "no topic")

So wat is SDU? It is a match making service named Social Development Unit that is set up and run by the people's association. Mission? To help get all the singles in Singapore get laid, erm, sorry, they try to get them married without any distinct social problems.(they themselves being run by social development agency, if such a thing exist, nvm...) So they organize trips, activities for their members to get together and know each other, trying to pair them up.

Okie so wats the issue here? Apparently, SDU gives freee membership to all undergrads studying in local uni,(correct me if im wrong) but with all the hostels and activities held in the uni, i dont think it is neccesary but anyway not for me to judge... Again i got this misconception that ppl who take part in it are either faggots, losers, nerds, incapable of socialising, attitude problem, character problem, or just plain ugly.(interestingly, i wanted to write "ugly duckling" but that is a stage where by now, they should be a swan le, so i left it out. wat? u mean they become swan onli in their mid 40s? they can save it le) I myself has never been to any of their activities so i cant really judge. So wat i gather frm ah cheng is that he wants me to make noise cause they never offer free membership to poly grads.(no? u just find it interesting? u mean they match make uni grads to weed out weaker citizens? Cause it onli open doors to uni grads?)

Okie, initially, i really wanted to go down to SDU and "burn down their school", erm, sorry, i mean burn down their building. But after some intensive research on my part,(i dont want to wrong them) i found out that there is another channel for non uni grads, the SDS, Social Development Service. Ahhh.... The name SDS sounds so much better than SDU.... At least we noe it is a service, not an unit... But anyway, frm wat i gather frm SDS website, they onli hold karaoke sessions for their members... Is this a misconception that ALL UNI GRADS(read: top management ppl in SDS) think that non uni grads like karaoke? Sorry, i didnt read properly, they hold cruises and watnot too. BUT POINT IS, they didnt provide free membership to non uni grads! My point? See how "bad" uni grads are at getting hooked. They still need the government free assistance. And it might interest u to go to the SDU website. www.sdu.gov.sg. There is one uni grad(read: loser), apparant cause he is with tat service) and he ask how to go about noeing a girl he noes thru a "personnal website"(i wonder wats a personnal website... a blog perhaps? like mine? u mean u can noe girls thru blogs? but if he means "friendster" and such websites, it scares me... uni grad "ang moh" like tat onli mah?), and he ask how to ask her out, not to frighten her(if he dont look like frankenstein) and such. Man... Those questions are so ... so... so... Loser! I noe the answer to em' all even before i went poly! And one of my fav past time is to noe girls thru IRC or friendster and ask them out! See wat i mean?

It is actually quite sad to noe that uni grads cant get themselves hitched(pardon me speeling). Saddens me to noe that some of them are to lead us in the coming future(politicians(somehow i think politicians dont apply here in singapore), ministers), or to provide us with some service(like doctors, laywers, or even the head of SDU or the event planner of SDU).

Actually there is a conspiracy here. But i think its more "god-made" than man-made. U see, uni grads(who cant get themselves hitched) will one day become head of SDU or their event coordinator. So wat makes them think that their events can get their members hitched? My opinion? Set up a service called BONSS. Hmmm... Sounds cool too. SO wat does BONSS mean? Banedon One Nite Stand Service. I cant make a recurring acronyms, sorry. So wat does BONSS do? They get members, find sponsors(along the line of hotel 81, hotel 88), and hold sleazy events every sat nite. Oh i can hear all ur anticipation le. Then we try to pair them off and leave their nite free. Sounds cool? I even thought up the service's catchline. "They all feel the same with the lights off". Cool hor? And i even pre emp wat will happen 2 weeks after i start the service. "Due to the overwelming applications, we are currently opening memberships to gays as we dont have enuff girls to go around".


Haiz... Conservative gals and open-minded guys in one country. Wat do u get? The funny situation u get here in singapore. Wat? U mean girls are oso open minded too le(guys who ask of one nite stand in irc like to use this line:"are u open minded?". i find it ultimately trashy. normally i just let the girl noe that i am free that nite and ask if she want sex that nite. Easy and direct. Even if they reject, they wouldn run away and always wanted to noe more abt me. report me to the police? i think so too.)

U might think tat i say all these is because i am not a uni grad. Of course some uni grad do lead the sort of life i lead but then again, that some is less than a handful(stereotypical). So wat sort of life i lead? U dont wanna noe.

Oh ya, i forgot to warn u guys. Non-sunday issues are trashy issues. Enjoy.